Alice
@actualcat.bsky.social
sometimes I make stuff. with my cat hands. in Portland.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Why is he missing? Wrong answers only.
I think he got stuck under an upside down cardboard box after Stephen Miller lured him inside with a trail of cold hamburgers and yanked the string tied to the stick that was holding it open
I think he got stuck under an upside down cardboard box after Stephen Miller lured him inside with a trail of cold hamburgers and yanked the string tied to the stick that was holding it open
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Why is he missing? Wrong answers only.
I think he got stuck under an upside down cardboard box after Stephen Miller lured him inside with a trail of cold hamburgers and yanked the string tied to the stick that was holding it open
I think he got stuck under an upside down cardboard box after Stephen Miller lured him inside with a trail of cold hamburgers and yanked the string tied to the stick that was holding it open
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"The man who shot Charlie Kirk was a conservative white man from Utah. But the fact that we assumed it was a transgender Mexican demonstrates how out of control Leftist rhetoric has gotten." Tomorrow in the Washington Post
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"The man who shot Charlie Kirk was a conservative white man from Utah. But the fact that we assumed it was a transgender Mexican demonstrates how out of control Leftist rhetoric has gotten." Tomorrow in the Washington Post
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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brother, nobody calls you a fuckin dipshit because you Dared To Push Back Against Woke
they call you a fuckin dipshit because you’re a fuckin dipshit. it’s really not hard, and if you weren’t a fuckin dipshit, you’d understand it.
they call you a fuckin dipshit because you’re a fuckin dipshit. it’s really not hard, and if you weren’t a fuckin dipshit, you’d understand it.
August 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
brother, nobody calls you a fuckin dipshit because you Dared To Push Back Against Woke
they call you a fuckin dipshit because you’re a fuckin dipshit. it’s really not hard, and if you weren’t a fuckin dipshit, you’d understand it.
they call you a fuckin dipshit because you’re a fuckin dipshit. it’s really not hard, and if you weren’t a fuckin dipshit, you’d understand it.
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This is pathological conduct.
"How are you dealing with this tragedy and the loss of a friend?"
"Look, I have a new toy. Did you see my new toy? It's the best toy. It's my toy."
"How are you dealing with this tragedy and the loss of a friend?"
"Look, I have a new toy. Did you see my new toy? It's the best toy. It's my toy."
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is pathological conduct.
"How are you dealing with this tragedy and the loss of a friend?"
"Look, I have a new toy. Did you see my new toy? It's the best toy. It's my toy."
"How are you dealing with this tragedy and the loss of a friend?"
"Look, I have a new toy. Did you see my new toy? It's the best toy. It's my toy."
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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I think you're smart enough to feel inadequate but dumb enough to tell yourself it's just impostor syndrome talking
August 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think you're smart enough to feel inadequate but dumb enough to tell yourself it's just impostor syndrome talking
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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
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Nothing is better at making you hate someone you like than Instagram
April 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Nothing is better at making you hate someone you like than Instagram
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more like non-concentration camps amirite
April 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
more like non-concentration camps amirite
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Adobe situation was pretty funny
April 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Adobe situation was pretty funny
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Chuck I implore you to stop talking about this amazing future where everyone will realize what a terrible time this was when we are experiencing the terrible time right now
History will remember April 9, 2025 as America’s actual liberation day—the day that President Trump backed down from his ridiculous tariff fiasco.
April 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Chuck I implore you to stop talking about this amazing future where everyone will realize what a terrible time this was when we are experiencing the terrible time right now
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Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
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I strongly suggest that if you dislike this feature, you write a quick ticket saying so. Annoy the fuck out of them.
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February 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I strongly suggest that if you dislike this feature, you write a quick ticket saying so. Annoy the fuck out of them.
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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NEW ESSAY — “The Cat’s Meat Man: Feeding Felines in Victorian London” — As cats evolved from feral ratters into beloved Victorian companions, a nascent pet-food economy arose on the carts of so-called “cat’s meat men”. Kathryn Hughes explores... publicdomainreview.org/essay/the-ca... #cats
February 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
NEW ESSAY — “The Cat’s Meat Man: Feeding Felines in Victorian London” — As cats evolved from feral ratters into beloved Victorian companions, a nascent pet-food economy arose on the carts of so-called “cat’s meat men”. Kathryn Hughes explores... publicdomainreview.org/essay/the-ca... #cats
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attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
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Ok man, I’ll tell them
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ok man, I’ll tell them
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“nobody saw this coming” = “we considered everyone who saw this coming a nobody”
"No one ever thought this would happen" is dishonest and journalists not pointing that out are doing you all a disservice. Many people said word for word this would happen. You just didn't respect those people. And you need to be honest instead of the feigned surprise for sympathy.
February 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“nobody saw this coming” = “we considered everyone who saw this coming a nobody”
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I think it's great that Senate dems value their weekends. Work-life balance is important. The unelected oligarch wresting control of pay systems and gov employee info can wait. Relax. Put your feet up.
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I think it's great that Senate dems value their weekends. Work-life balance is important. The unelected oligarch wresting control of pay systems and gov employee info can wait. Relax. Put your feet up.