Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP
@abrahamjacobi.bsky.social
pediatrician • hospitalist • bad at chess
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Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
Lmao a homer off the first fucking pitch. Amazing
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Lmao a homer off the first fucking pitch. Amazing
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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This website needs more chiropractors throughly convinced of their convictions
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This website needs more chiropractors throughly convinced of their convictions
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The Mamdani campaign is not a socialist campaign it's not a Muslim campaign it's a campaign about being gay with your dad
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Mamdani campaign is not a socialist campaign it's not a Muslim campaign it's a campaign about being gay with your dad
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We are learning now that Platner called Portuguese "wet Italians" which doesn't really rank with the other comments but will go on the pile nonetheless
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We are learning now that Platner called Portuguese "wet Italians" which doesn't really rank with the other comments but will go on the pile nonetheless
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i subscribe to the new yorker primarily because it's still amazingly good at digging up Guys. "Revolutionary Socialism-Curious Landlord" is an inner circle hall of fame type of guy to uncover
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i subscribe to the new yorker primarily because it's still amazingly good at digging up Guys. "Revolutionary Socialism-Curious Landlord" is an inner circle hall of fame type of guy to uncover
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10 hours of car keys jangling
I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
10 hours of car keys jangling
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This is embarrassing to admit as a healthcare provider but I don't know how Angel Numbers work. I just ask ChatGPT to interpret them
October 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is embarrassing to admit as a healthcare provider but I don't know how Angel Numbers work. I just ask ChatGPT to interpret them
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Can an AI "doctor" do this? [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].
September 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Can an AI "doctor" do this? [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].
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my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him
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Medbed that simulates phone calls from your grand kids
September 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Medbed that simulates phone calls from your grand kids
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yeah they're guys who like a cartoon frog and hate minorities. they think the president should be more racist. it's spelled groyper. no mom i don't know these guys.
September 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
yeah they're guys who like a cartoon frog and hate minorities. they think the president should be more racist. it's spelled groyper. no mom i don't know these guys.
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Filing a patient safety report after the incorrect frequency of homeopathic tincture was applied to a patient.
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Filing a patient safety report after the incorrect frequency of homeopathic tincture was applied to a patient.
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New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency
New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency
BURBANK, CA—Piggybacking on the success of the Emmy-winning series, HBO Max announced a new spin-off of The Pitt Tuesday that portrays the struggles faced by heroic workers at a pharmaceutical ad agen...
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September 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency
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Usually when there's an angel in the Bible it's all 👁️👁️👁️ BE NOT AFRAID 👁️👁️👁️ but when they're in Sodom they're like Oooooh stay away from our tight holes
March 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Usually when there's an angel in the Bible it's all 👁️👁️👁️ BE NOT AFRAID 👁️👁️👁️ but when they're in Sodom they're like Oooooh stay away from our tight holes
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[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis
September 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis
wife guy but
1. True Anon
2. Odd Lots
3. Blowback
4. Money Stuff
(I don’t think I really have a #5 lol)
1. True Anon
2. Odd Lots
3. Blowback
4. Money Stuff
(I don’t think I really have a #5 lol)
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
wife guy but
1. True Anon
2. Odd Lots
3. Blowback
4. Money Stuff
(I don’t think I really have a #5 lol)
1. True Anon
2. Odd Lots
3. Blowback
4. Money Stuff
(I don’t think I really have a #5 lol)
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.
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can't stop thinking about stupid it would be if you were like, just some dude working at ace hardware and an angry right winger walked in and yelled "why isn't your flag at half mast for charlie kirk?" the funniest possible response would be "who's that"
September 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
can't stop thinking about stupid it would be if you were like, just some dude working at ace hardware and an angry right winger walked in and yelled "why isn't your flag at half mast for charlie kirk?" the funniest possible response would be "who's that"