Aaron Jacobs
@aaronjacobs.bsky.social
Patent litigator, something else and TBD. My patronus is an espresso machine.
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I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Buy the book at your local, independent bookstore! Better yet, buy three!
That's it. I think it's time for a cover reveal.
Welcome to The Way By! And, the upcoming sequel, By The Way, opening for pre-orders this December!
Welcome to The Way By! And, the upcoming sequel, By The Way, opening for pre-orders this December!
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Buy the book at your local, independent bookstore! Better yet, buy three!
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oreoboros
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Opening shot, interior MI5.
M: Well, I guess that's it for Bond.
Q: Quite. But he's a Time Lord, you know.
M: Fascinating! I had no idea.
(CUT TO:) Daniel Craig glowing with regeneration energy, morphs into new actor.
And then never mention the Time Lord thing again.
M: Well, I guess that's it for Bond.
Q: Quite. But he's a Time Lord, you know.
M: Fascinating! I had no idea.
(CUT TO:) Daniel Craig glowing with regeneration energy, morphs into new actor.
And then never mention the Time Lord thing again.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Opening shot, interior MI5.
M: Well, I guess that's it for Bond.
Q: Quite. But he's a Time Lord, you know.
M: Fascinating! I had no idea.
(CUT TO:) Daniel Craig glowing with regeneration energy, morphs into new actor.
And then never mention the Time Lord thing again.
M: Well, I guess that's it for Bond.
Q: Quite. But he's a Time Lord, you know.
M: Fascinating! I had no idea.
(CUT TO:) Daniel Craig glowing with regeneration energy, morphs into new actor.
And then never mention the Time Lord thing again.
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Graph of intense pain and suffering (this is after the 50% tariffs on Brazilian coffee)
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Graph of intense pain and suffering (this is after the 50% tariffs on Brazilian coffee)
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RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check.
In 1965:
-42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now.
-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now.
-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
In 1965:
-42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now.
-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now.
-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
September 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check.
In 1965:
-42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now.
-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now.
-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
In 1965:
-42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now.
-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now.
-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
A timeline cleanser.
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A timeline cleanser.
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Marketing Dept gets to add "creator of one of Time's Hundred Greatest Podcasts of All Time" to my bio now and forever so that's pretty nifty time.com/collections/...
The 100 Best Podcasts of All Time
From pop culture and history to sports and more, these are the best podcasts ever made.
time.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Marketing Dept gets to add "creator of one of Time's Hundred Greatest Podcasts of All Time" to my bio now and forever so that's pretty nifty time.com/collections/...
I did Nazi that coming . . . .
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”
Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”
Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”
Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
July 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I did Nazi that coming . . . .
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Today in Boston.
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest
June 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Today in Boston.
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest
WTF?
Sen. Alex Padilla was just removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Los Angeles (video: Bill Melugin/Fox News)
June 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
WTF?
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
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We are at the point in history where Germany is having to lecture the US on the need to fight fascism.
May 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We are at the point in history where Germany is having to lecture the US on the need to fight fascism.
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Barry Blitt’s first 100 days cover for the New Yorker.
April 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Barry Blitt’s first 100 days cover for the New Yorker.
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Harvard has enlisted Lehotsky Keller, the pro-business-with-impeccable-conservative-credentials litigation boutique, to lead its litigation against the Administration.
www.harvard.edu/research-fun...
www.harvard.edu/research-fun...
April 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Harvard has enlisted Lehotsky Keller, the pro-business-with-impeccable-conservative-credentials litigation boutique, to lead its litigation against the Administration.
www.harvard.edu/research-fun...
www.harvard.edu/research-fun...
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With everyone focused on whether Trump will fire Pete Hegseth
And the death of Pope Francis
The Dow is down about ANOTHER 1200 points-with the dollar at a 3 year low
And Kilmar Abrego Garcia languishes in El Salvador as his allies fight for due process
What a debacle this administration has been
And the death of Pope Francis
The Dow is down about ANOTHER 1200 points-with the dollar at a 3 year low
And Kilmar Abrego Garcia languishes in El Salvador as his allies fight for due process
What a debacle this administration has been
April 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
With everyone focused on whether Trump will fire Pete Hegseth
And the death of Pope Francis
The Dow is down about ANOTHER 1200 points-with the dollar at a 3 year low
And Kilmar Abrego Garcia languishes in El Salvador as his allies fight for due process
What a debacle this administration has been
And the death of Pope Francis
The Dow is down about ANOTHER 1200 points-with the dollar at a 3 year low
And Kilmar Abrego Garcia languishes in El Salvador as his allies fight for due process
What a debacle this administration has been
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Sincerely I mean this, Nero never did anything this stupid
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
April 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sincerely I mean this, Nero never did anything this stupid
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One of these things is not like the others
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One of these things is not like the others
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Alsupp issuing a PI from the bench. Finding that OPM engaged in sham terminations, claiming they were performance based in an attempt to avoid the procedural requirements of the Reduction in Force Act.
Oh holy shit, quote in next post
Oh holy shit, quote in next post
March 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Alsupp issuing a PI from the bench. Finding that OPM engaged in sham terminations, claiming they were performance based in an attempt to avoid the procedural requirements of the Reduction in Force Act.
Oh holy shit, quote in next post
Oh holy shit, quote in next post