Aaron Jacobs
@aaronjacobs.bsky.social
Patent litigator, something else and TBD. My patronus is an espresso machine.
Thanksgiving 2024: “can i has?”
November 29, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Thanksgiving 2024: “can i has?”
I'm a <squints> "certified . . . elder"?
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #139,787!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #139,787!
September 17, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I'm a <squints> "certified . . . elder"?
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #139,787!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #139,787!
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
YES, I KNOW I’M MARRIED AND HAVE TWO KIDS, WHY DO YOU ASK?
YES, I KNOW I’M MARRIED AND HAVE TWO KIDS, WHY DO YOU ASK?
November 21, 2023 at 2:51 PM
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
YES, I KNOW I’M MARRIED AND HAVE TWO KIDS, WHY DO YOU ASK?
YES, I KNOW I’M MARRIED AND HAVE TWO KIDS, WHY DO YOU ASK?
Me: “The next time we go to Starbucks I’m going to”
Wife*: “No.”
* - Not an actual participant in this conversation.
Wife*: “No.”
* - Not an actual participant in this conversation.
November 17, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Me: “The next time we go to Starbucks I’m going to”
Wife*: “No.”
* - Not an actual participant in this conversation.
Wife*: “No.”
* - Not an actual participant in this conversation.
I certainly own enough sets of dice, but then my d8s wouldn’t be in a matching shade of divine damage.
November 11, 2023 at 9:52 PM
I certainly own enough sets of dice, but then my d8s wouldn’t be in a matching shade of divine damage.
Me: “I need about 8 d8s for my paladin. But they don’t sell quality sets of just d8s. So, I needed to buy two 20-die sets of matching dice which come with four d8s each.”
Wife: “. . . . We *need* to work on your definition of ‘need.’”
Wife: “. . . . We *need* to work on your definition of ‘need.’”
November 11, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Me: “I need about 8 d8s for my paladin. But they don’t sell quality sets of just d8s. So, I needed to buy two 20-die sets of matching dice which come with four d8s each.”
Wife: “. . . . We *need* to work on your definition of ‘need.’”
Wife: “. . . . We *need* to work on your definition of ‘need.’”
Me: <points> <nods vigorously>
Wife: “Grounds for divorce.”
Me: ☹️
Wife: “Grounds for divorce.”
Me: ☹️
November 11, 2023 at 12:51 PM
Me: <points> <nods vigorously>
Wife: “Grounds for divorce.”
Me: ☹️
Wife: “Grounds for divorce.”
Me: ☹️
Me: <points> <nods vigorously>
Wife: “It’d be grounds for divorce.”
Me: ☹️
Wife: “It’d be grounds for divorce.”
Me: ☹️
November 9, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Me: <points> <nods vigorously>
Wife: “It’d be grounds for divorce.”
Me: ☹️
Wife: “It’d be grounds for divorce.”
Me: ☹️
I like stopping traffic.
October 16, 2023 at 1:10 AM
I like stopping traffic.
If it helps, this is me back at work as a patent litigator on November 1, 2022.
October 6, 2023 at 12:00 PM
If it helps, this is me back at work as a patent litigator on November 1, 2022.
Having played against a friend who used Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat throughout college, I challenge this call.
August 24, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Having played against a friend who used Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat throughout college, I challenge this call.
How is that comfortable?
July 22, 2023 at 12:20 AM
How is that comfortable?