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The ironic part is that anyone who repeated any part of the obviously fraudulent cancel culture drivel should now be required to explain whether their behaviour was malevolence or idiocy, and there should be quite severe reputation consequences for anyone who can’t give a satisfactory answer.
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The ironic part is that anyone who repeated any part of the obviously fraudulent cancel culture drivel should now be required to explain whether their behaviour was malevolence or idiocy, and there should be quite severe reputation consequences for anyone who can’t give a satisfactory answer.
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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This is the key thing IMO: if we stick to the rules, all of our leaders are going to jail for decades for assisting war crimes. How hard will we be enforcing these laws, do we think
This is my prophesy, here. I don’t think democracy can survive an era where all the most important people have committed crimes so bad, they should be sent to jail for decades. Something else will have to replace democracy, because these cunts going to jail is intolerable.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is the key thing IMO: if we stick to the rules, all of our leaders are going to jail for decades for assisting war crimes. How hard will we be enforcing these laws, do we think
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Might as well post some Monster art seeing as everyone on the planet will be watching #Frankenstein this weekend!
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Might as well post some Monster art seeing as everyone on the planet will be watching #Frankenstein this weekend!
When you look at the For You feed on twitter.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
When you look at the For You feed on twitter.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
In a cab listening to Marr on LBC. Marr is very obviously pushing against the idea if a wealth tax.
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In a cab listening to Marr on LBC. Marr is very obviously pushing against the idea if a wealth tax.
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🔴 MPs are banned from been paid to give 'political advice' - but Lords can.
And guess what? Many Conservative shadow ministers in the Lords are being paid by the industries they’re meant to scrutinise.
New on Democracy for Sale
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/the-lords-...
And guess what? Many Conservative shadow ministers in the Lords are being paid by the industries they’re meant to scrutinise.
New on Democracy for Sale
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/the-lords-...
The Lords’ Work? How Tory Shadow Ministers Are Cashing In
Many Conservative shadow ministers in the Lords are being paid to ‘advise’ the same industries they’re meant to scrutinise.
democracyforsale.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
🔴 MPs are banned from been paid to give 'political advice' - but Lords can.
And guess what? Many Conservative shadow ministers in the Lords are being paid by the industries they’re meant to scrutinise.
New on Democracy for Sale
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/the-lords-...
And guess what? Many Conservative shadow ministers in the Lords are being paid by the industries they’re meant to scrutinise.
New on Democracy for Sale
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/the-lords-...
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Notable how R4Today have judt described him as a 'Radical candidate' framing social justice policies as some bizarre pursuit.
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Notable how R4Today have judt described him as a 'Radical candidate' framing social justice policies as some bizarre pursuit.
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
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Dominic Cummings pushed for Covid tech contracts to be handed to a company run by a Trump-supporting billionaire after holding a secret meeting with him alongside Boris Johnson.
Officials were lobbied to ignore official procedures and bypass ministers in order to get the contracts signed
Officials were lobbied to ignore official procedures and bypass ministers in order to get the contracts signed
Dominic Cummings Lobbied Officials to Hand 'Test and Trace' Contracts to Palantir After Secret Meeting With Peter Thiel
Exclusive: Boris Johnson's senior advisor pushed for Covid contracts to be handed to companies run by Trump-supporting tech billionaires Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison
bylinetimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Dominic Cummings pushed for Covid tech contracts to be handed to a company run by a Trump-supporting billionaire after holding a secret meeting with him alongside Boris Johnson.
Officials were lobbied to ignore official procedures and bypass ministers in order to get the contracts signed
Officials were lobbied to ignore official procedures and bypass ministers in order to get the contracts signed
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Ok but Christian Calgie is the Express political editor. He's a journalist. And in his frame, he's "got them" to commit to this. I mean, that's weird, isn't it? Isn't that a strange thing for a journalist to say?
This from X is a striking example of what I argue in today’s column. Reform and the Tories are out here gleefully saying disabled people on Motability should be forced to drive a 3-wheeler, like a scarlet letter. The stigma is not an accident - it’s the design.
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ok but Christian Calgie is the Express political editor. He's a journalist. And in his frame, he's "got them" to commit to this. I mean, that's weird, isn't it? Isn't that a strange thing for a journalist to say?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
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I’ve got blog posts from about 2008 saying this man is a fascist lunatic with a mind full of big strapping lads in combat armour, barbed wire and crowds of weeping civilians being driven through streets, and I said he needed to be shunned like a leper. Well, we didn’t do that, and here we now are.
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I’ve got blog posts from about 2008 saying this man is a fascist lunatic with a mind full of big strapping lads in combat armour, barbed wire and crowds of weeping civilians being driven through streets, and I said he needed to be shunned like a leper. Well, we didn’t do that, and here we now are.
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It’s difficult to take seriously the idea we’re in this mess because everyone was radicalised on X The Everything App, when our ruling class is dominated by dorks who were roasting their brains to nuclear temperatures with crackpot racial terror you could find in a newsagent every week, 15 years ago
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It’s difficult to take seriously the idea we’re in this mess because everyone was radicalised on X The Everything App, when our ruling class is dominated by dorks who were roasting their brains to nuclear temperatures with crackpot racial terror you could find in a newsagent every week, 15 years ago
Is having a constitution stopping the US president, an actual petulant dunce, from knocking down bits of the White House and sending troops into cities that didn't vote for him?
We're facing a political emergency: a high likelihood of an shamelessly authoritarian government in 2029. So we urgently need this basic safeguard: a codified constitution.
This week's column explains what we're missing and why it's so important.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
This week's column explains what we're missing and why it's so important.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
We must act now: without a written constitution, Reform UK will have carte blanche to toxify our nation | Goerge Monbiot
It means breaking with hundreds of years of tradition, but it can’t wait. As hard-right figures spread division and laud autocrats, a fail-safe is vital, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Is having a constitution stopping the US president, an actual petulant dunce, from knocking down bits of the White House and sending troops into cities that didn't vote for him?
The daddest Dad thing I do is that once, on holiday 15 odd years ago, I saw a misspelled sign at breakfast for honigpops so from that moment on, all breakfast cereal is called hongipops
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The daddest Dad thing I do is that once, on holiday 15 odd years ago, I saw a misspelled sign at breakfast for honigpops so from that moment on, all breakfast cereal is called hongipops
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How the far-right ‘brain rot’ dominating X is now radicalising parts of the British press
Ideas that were once the preserve of the furthest fringes of British politics are becoming common currency in Westminster
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-far-ri...
Ideas that were once the preserve of the furthest fringes of British politics are becoming common currency in Westminster
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-far-ri...
The Far-Right ‘Brain Rot’ Radicalising the British Press
Elon Musk's X is pushing politicians and journalists in Westminster into an increasingly dark place
www.adambienkov.co.uk
October 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
How the far-right ‘brain rot’ dominating X is now radicalising parts of the British press
Ideas that were once the preserve of the furthest fringes of British politics are becoming common currency in Westminster
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-far-ri...
Ideas that were once the preserve of the furthest fringes of British politics are becoming common currency in Westminster
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-far-ri...
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It is IMO striking that the all-hands-to-the-pump effort to protect Tony Blair from even just disgrace for a war of aggression - the ultimate crime, from which all lesser crimes flow - has created a culture of total impunity, and indeed aggressive crackdowns on anyone demanding accountability.
Hopes and prayers that nobody important needs to be jailed for thirty fucking years
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It is IMO striking that the all-hands-to-the-pump effort to protect Tony Blair from even just disgrace for a war of aggression - the ultimate crime, from which all lesser crimes flow - has created a culture of total impunity, and indeed aggressive crackdowns on anyone demanding accountability.
Wrote a short bit about Toby Young and the people who get frightened by black people in adverts
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If it steps like a goose…
Every now and again, I like to look at Toby Young’s twitter feed to see what he’s blarting on about these days. The answer is always ‘some…
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October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wrote a short bit about Toby Young and the people who get frightened by black people in adverts
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I finally tiktoked so hard that I made a video long enough for YouTube.
If you've seen the crazy headlines from rw media about "47% of SA cases" in London being done by migrants, I would like to invite you down the rabbit hole with me 🫠
"The Centre for Migration Control"
youtu.be/O4hJ-JmSL8s?...
If you've seen the crazy headlines from rw media about "47% of SA cases" in London being done by migrants, I would like to invite you down the rabbit hole with me 🫠
"The Centre for Migration Control"
youtu.be/O4hJ-JmSL8s?...
How right-wing "think tanks" are straight up lying x
YouTube video by Sneakcret
youtu.be
July 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I finally tiktoked so hard that I made a video long enough for YouTube.
If you've seen the crazy headlines from rw media about "47% of SA cases" in London being done by migrants, I would like to invite you down the rabbit hole with me 🫠
"The Centre for Migration Control"
youtu.be/O4hJ-JmSL8s?...
If you've seen the crazy headlines from rw media about "47% of SA cases" in London being done by migrants, I would like to invite you down the rabbit hole with me 🫠
"The Centre for Migration Control"
youtu.be/O4hJ-JmSL8s?...