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When you look at the For You feed on twitter.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I finally worked out why the smiling ladies don't match the horror headlines in these mags. They DO match. The target audience is VILLAINS.
September 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"SEND EM BACK! I SLEEP IN A UNION JACK AND WEAR GEORGE CROSS PANTS NEXT TO A PICTURE OF DIANA I DO! SEND EM BACK!"

"Shave those sideburns, hippy!"
September 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Do you think there is anyone left in Labour who doesn't realise at this point that is 100% does not matter how much they pander to the right, they'll be treated like they're Lenin and the Black Panthers combined?
September 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Tl;dr - in this tweet, Melanie Phillips assumes that she is one of the 'moderate' conservatives Breivik was attempting to start a witch-hunt against, and not one of those that inspired his actions. Your conclusions may vary.
August 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Starkey saying Enoch was right on Newsnight was 14 years ago.

Richard Barnbrook of the BNP had a blog in the Telegraph 17 years ago where he would often plagiarise Melanie Phillips.
July 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just remembered this and thought I was having a stroke
July 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I remember the racist kids always saying this sort of shite back in the 80s. They seemed to think there was some immutable rule that said you could only call yourself English if you're white, so never described themself as British.

It's all bollocks of course. There's no rule anywhere.
February 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And the endgame of is the quiet part Bezos just said out loud. Lock out any left criticism of the system as it is and pile on the stuff about how you're not a proper member of society if you're not working 20 hours of unpaid overtime and don't have a side hustle on poverty wages. 10/
February 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Because, and I can't emphasise this enough - the right wing media will just *lie* and make it up. They lie all the time. A reaction like this one seems a bit naive. This is exactly what the press do. You can't be surprised when it happens. 8/
February 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
And it's incredibly successful. It works like gangbusters, and has done for a good 40 years. The cartoon on this cover is from the 1980s 4/
February 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Why would you even start smoking that?
January 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You only have to emphasise that one of these is a bloody and extreme ideology.
December 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Don't think much of this 80s army recruit comedy caper
December 15, 2024 at 3:12 PM
It's Spotify thingy time.
December 4, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally?
September 22, 2024 at 2:38 PM
#CallAndResponse
Answer a film or a tv prog with a reply.
August 22, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
February 18, 2024 at 12:29 AM