GreenockScatman (Commentary account)
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Old daftie who watches too much YouTube and Twitch. COMMENTARY ACCOUNT. Unc (derogatory)
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If I've learned one thing about womenfolk is that they dislike archaic mass nouns
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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I'm a Zoloftpilled depressionmaxxer
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm a Zoloftpilled depressionmaxxer
very strange feeling of being reminded of a dream you had that you didn't remember just before it's time to fall back asleep. It's like the lines between the dream world and the real world are being blurred somehow, and you're moving towards the dream one.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
very strange feeling of being reminded of a dream you had that you didn't remember just before it's time to fall back asleep. It's like the lines between the dream world and the real world are being blurred somehow, and you're moving towards the dream one.
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Your non toxic masculinity post of the night
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Your non toxic masculinity post of the night
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My pet peeve: people who say "I could care less"... my guy its "I could care fewer"
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
My pet peeve: people who say "I could care less"... my guy its "I could care fewer"
I think religious things should be kitschy and cute more often, not just Christmas
Friends, I have just discovered the existence of PEZUZAHS which are apparently PEZ DISPENSERS TURNED INTO (EXPENSIVE) MEZUZAH CASES.
www.pezuzah.com/shop
www.pezuzah.com/shop
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I think religious things should be kitschy and cute more often, not just Christmas
Everyone has that one homie who is always wagyuposting on SteakBook
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Everyone has that one homie who is always wagyuposting on SteakBook
e vengabus unum
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
e vengabus unum
Today Scotland celebrates St. Andrews defeating St. George. 🏴
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Today Scotland celebrates St. Andrews defeating St. George. 🏴
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"If the kingdom of heaven exists in the unity of man we're witnessing the gates slam shut, and the outstretched hand of God coil into a fist" -Fallout 4 But It’s Brainrot (Anniversary Edition)
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"If the kingdom of heaven exists in the unity of man we're witnessing the gates slam shut, and the outstretched hand of God coil into a fist" -Fallout 4 But It’s Brainrot (Anniversary Edition)
"Rushing" Rimbo Ray
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Rushing" Rimbo Ray
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I think often of the time a bunch of murder victims’ families showed Trump treasured photos of their loved ones and he signed them
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think often of the time a bunch of murder victims’ families showed Trump treasured photos of their loved ones and he signed them
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
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Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
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whatever the Xai people did to make grok speak more positively about its owner seems to be backfiring
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
whatever the Xai people did to make grok speak more positively about its owner seems to be backfiring
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
I used to go to Lord Miles' "water fast" live stream to call him fat. Now it's come to light that he has scammed his viewers somehow. Just goes to show you should always trust your troll instincts.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I used to go to Lord Miles' "water fast" live stream to call him fat. Now it's come to light that he has scammed his viewers somehow. Just goes to show you should always trust your troll instincts.
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smell ya later losers
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
smell ya later losers
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