Brett
@23brett.bsky.social
I like reading, listening to music, long walks through the valley of death, and pineapple and coriander pizza. Dislike fascist pathological liar billionaires, long walks through the valley of death, and pineapple and coriander pizza.
2025 be like..
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
2025 be like..
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The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The fact a *single* Amazon full-time employee requires SNAP benefits should be a crime. The fact Amazon is the largest employer of SNAP recipients is a disgrace. Jeff Bezos shouldnt be that rich; he should be in jail.
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Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
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Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
theonion.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
If seems pretty obvious that if everyone knows you'll attempt violent retribution if you don't win a peace prize, you're obviously the last person on Earth who should be awarded a peace prize.
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If seems pretty obvious that if everyone knows you'll attempt violent retribution if you don't win a peace prize, you're obviously the last person on Earth who should be awarded a peace prize.
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Global renewable energy generation surpasses coal for first time
Global renewable energy generation surpasses coal for first time
Record solar expansion and steady wind growth driving world’s shift away from fossil fuels in 2025, report finds
The world’s wind and solar farms have generated more electricity than coal plants for the first time this year, marking a turning point for the global power system, according to research.
A report by the climate thinktank Ember found that in the first six months of 2025, renewable energy outpaced the world’s growing appetite for electricity, leading to a small decline in coal and gas use. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Global renewable energy generation surpasses coal for first time
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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Peace plan.
My @smh cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
September 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Peace plan.
My @smh cartoon.
My @smh cartoon.
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"If you look on a graph, the amount of people diagnosed with autism has risen ever since this file was created so clearly it is to blame." chaser.com.au/world/releas...
September 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"If you look on a graph, the amount of people diagnosed with autism has risen ever since this file was created so clearly it is to blame." chaser.com.au/world/releas...
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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Twitter is basically this
September 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Twitter is basically this
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Genuine lols
Oh my god lol
This Dutch late night host absolutely eviscerates Trump and Disney- you gotta watch how
This Dutch late night host absolutely eviscerates Trump and Disney- you gotta watch how
September 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Genuine lols
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The march.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
September 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The march.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
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Nothing to add.
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nothing to add.
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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DAY 1/ Wall Street Journal: "Shooter was motivated by trans/antifa grievances."
DAY 2/ WSJ finds out the shooter was not trans or antifa, but a Trump supporter who was a huge fan of Charlie Kirk's notorious rival Nick Fuentes.
DAY 3/ WSJ: "We have no idea what motivated the shooter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
DAY 2/ WSJ finds out the shooter was not trans or antifa, but a Trump supporter who was a huge fan of Charlie Kirk's notorious rival Nick Fuentes.
DAY 3/ WSJ: "We have no idea what motivated the shooter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
September 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
DAY 1/ Wall Street Journal: "Shooter was motivated by trans/antifa grievances."
DAY 2/ WSJ finds out the shooter was not trans or antifa, but a Trump supporter who was a huge fan of Charlie Kirk's notorious rival Nick Fuentes.
DAY 3/ WSJ: "We have no idea what motivated the shooter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
DAY 2/ WSJ finds out the shooter was not trans or antifa, but a Trump supporter who was a huge fan of Charlie Kirk's notorious rival Nick Fuentes.
DAY 3/ WSJ: "We have no idea what motivated the shooter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
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You didn't like it when Trump said it, now be consistent and condemn this cowardly fence sitter of a PM presently trying not to lose all the Nazi votes.
Did you vote for this appeasement shit?
If you march alongside a Nazi, you legitimise them. You enable them. Good people don't do that.
Did you vote for this appeasement shit?
If you march alongside a Nazi, you legitimise them. You enable them. Good people don't do that.
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You didn't like it when Trump said it, now be consistent and condemn this cowardly fence sitter of a PM presently trying not to lose all the Nazi votes.
Did you vote for this appeasement shit?
If you march alongside a Nazi, you legitimise them. You enable them. Good people don't do that.
Did you vote for this appeasement shit?
If you march alongside a Nazi, you legitimise them. You enable them. Good people don't do that.