Zyxst
@zyxst.bsky.social
Writer of Erotic Fanfic, Cyclone Ranger, Permanent Nobody, Meows Back at Cats in Videos.
When this tooth gets pulled, I'll already have eggs to eat.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When this tooth gets pulled, I'll already have eggs to eat.
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
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It’s kinda wild that no matter who you are, no matter how you’re aligned, if you hear the sentence, “is he dead yet?”, you know, universally, who they’re talking about.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s kinda wild that no matter who you are, no matter how you’re aligned, if you hear the sentence, “is he dead yet?”, you know, universally, who they’re talking about.
The tooth next to my recently vacated tooth spot is hurting, similar pain to the other 2 with dying nerves. Called dentist to MAKE AN APPOINTMENT. I was in screaming/crying pain, receptionist had to call in someone else to talk to me. Pain is hitting me while trying to explain. New lady says -
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The tooth next to my recently vacated tooth spot is hurting, similar pain to the other 2 with dying nerves. Called dentist to MAKE AN APPOINTMENT. I was in screaming/crying pain, receptionist had to call in someone else to talk to me. Pain is hitting me while trying to explain. New lady says -
Can you train a cat to knead a sore back?
(asking for my sore back)
(asking for my sore back)
a dog and a cat are laying on a couch and the website ohmagif.com is displayed
ALT: a dog and a cat are laying on a couch and the website ohmagif.com is displayed
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November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Can you train a cat to knead a sore back?
(asking for my sore back)
(asking for my sore back)
AEW Best Champions (imo)
Men's Champ - Samoa Joe, bc he brought back the ranking system
Women's Champ - Hikaru Shida (1st reign), she carried during COVID
TBS Champ - Mercedes Mone, belt collector/evil bitch persona
TNT Champ - Christian Cage (via Luchasaurus), Father of the Year (1/2)
Men's Champ - Samoa Joe, bc he brought back the ranking system
Women's Champ - Hikaru Shida (1st reign), she carried during COVID
TBS Champ - Mercedes Mone, belt collector/evil bitch persona
TNT Champ - Christian Cage (via Luchasaurus), Father of the Year (1/2)
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
AEW Best Champions (imo)
Men's Champ - Samoa Joe, bc he brought back the ranking system
Women's Champ - Hikaru Shida (1st reign), she carried during COVID
TBS Champ - Mercedes Mone, belt collector/evil bitch persona
TNT Champ - Christian Cage (via Luchasaurus), Father of the Year (1/2)
Men's Champ - Samoa Joe, bc he brought back the ranking system
Women's Champ - Hikaru Shida (1st reign), she carried during COVID
TBS Champ - Mercedes Mone, belt collector/evil bitch persona
TNT Champ - Christian Cage (via Luchasaurus), Father of the Year (1/2)
We bought 18 eggs bc they were only 20 cents more than 12 eggs. I have 14 eggs left (after lunch) and idk what to do to use them up before they go bad. I can do Xmas baking, but I need all the other baking stuff (flour, sugar, margarine, vanilla).
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We bought 18 eggs bc they were only 20 cents more than 12 eggs. I have 14 eggs left (after lunch) and idk what to do to use them up before they go bad. I can do Xmas baking, but I need all the other baking stuff (flour, sugar, margarine, vanilla).
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🚨 LOW AMOUNT OF TICKETS LEFT! 🚨
🎟️ 🔗 tinyurl.com/mystwales
#MysteryWrestling BONUS SHOW in Cardiff, Wales Saturday, January 17th
2PM GMT
Psycho Mike set to appear! 🤼♂️
🎟️ 🔗 tinyurl.com/mystwales
#MysteryWrestling BONUS SHOW in Cardiff, Wales Saturday, January 17th
2PM GMT
Psycho Mike set to appear! 🤼♂️
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🚨 LOW AMOUNT OF TICKETS LEFT! 🚨
🎟️ 🔗 tinyurl.com/mystwales
#MysteryWrestling BONUS SHOW in Cardiff, Wales Saturday, January 17th
2PM GMT
Psycho Mike set to appear! 🤼♂️
🎟️ 🔗 tinyurl.com/mystwales
#MysteryWrestling BONUS SHOW in Cardiff, Wales Saturday, January 17th
2PM GMT
Psycho Mike set to appear! 🤼♂️
Stop right now, thank you very much.
I need somebody with a human touch.
I need somebody with a human touch.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stop right now, thank you very much.
I need somebody with a human touch.
I need somebody with a human touch.
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oreoboros
Made 2, 2 egg cheese omelettes with fried perogies for lunch.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Made 2, 2 egg cheese omelettes with fried perogies for lunch.
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The bus hasn’t even got the wheels on and we’re already rolling!
Graham, Johnny and Jordynne sat for an interview this afternoon with Rogers TV’s John MacKenzie, speaking about the trials, tribulations and triumphs of the good work we do here.
Graham, Johnny and Jordynne sat for an interview this afternoon with Rogers TV’s John MacKenzie, speaking about the trials, tribulations and triumphs of the good work we do here.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The bus hasn’t even got the wheels on and we’re already rolling!
Graham, Johnny and Jordynne sat for an interview this afternoon with Rogers TV’s John MacKenzie, speaking about the trials, tribulations and triumphs of the good work we do here.
Graham, Johnny and Jordynne sat for an interview this afternoon with Rogers TV’s John MacKenzie, speaking about the trials, tribulations and triumphs of the good work we do here.
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Actor James Van Der Beek is selling memorabilia from his film and television career, including Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues, to help with the financial cost of his cancer treatment.
James Van Der Beek auctions 'Dawson's Creek' memorabilia to pay for cancer treatment
The actor was diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer in 2023.
nbcnews.to
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Actor James Van Der Beek is selling memorabilia from his film and television career, including Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues, to help with the financial cost of his cancer treatment.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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Content from us will be on the lighter side for the next 10 days with the 19th Annual @desertbus.org kicking off in exactly 24 hours from this post. If you don't know what Desert Bus is, you should head over to desertbus.org and find out!
If you like us, you'll like this :D
If you like us, you'll like this :D
We're exactly one week away from the start of #DB2025, so it's time to open up the donation page for some pre-gaming! It's also a great time to sign up, or update your donor account.
Donate to Desert Bus 2025
Donate directly to Child's Play Charity, supporting children's hospitals and domestic violence shelters across the globe. Every donation helps keep the bus on the road just a bit longer.
desertbus.org
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Content from us will be on the lighter side for the next 10 days with the 19th Annual @desertbus.org kicking off in exactly 24 hours from this post. If you don't know what Desert Bus is, you should head over to desertbus.org and find out!
If you like us, you'll like this :D
If you like us, you'll like this :D
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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Several have tried and failed. Vine themselves fucked around and found out, and now TikTok has that market.
There is absolutely no way I can see how this is going to succeed past a couple months of nostalgia.
There is absolutely no way I can see how this is going to succeed past a couple months of nostalgia.
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Several have tried and failed. Vine themselves fucked around and found out, and now TikTok has that market.
There is absolutely no way I can see how this is going to succeed past a couple months of nostalgia.
There is absolutely no way I can see how this is going to succeed past a couple months of nostalgia.
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As is tradition - I'm sending the bus back to space in support of Desert Bus 2025. Join me tomorrow over at twitch.tv/cantwearhats for Space Bus 2025 to get hyped for the run - going live at 12pm Pacific / 8pm UK!
#CWHstreams #DB2025
#CWHstreams #DB2025
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
As is tradition - I'm sending the bus back to space in support of Desert Bus 2025. Join me tomorrow over at twitch.tv/cantwearhats for Space Bus 2025 to get hyped for the run - going live at 12pm Pacific / 8pm UK!
#CWHstreams #DB2025
#CWHstreams #DB2025
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The 11th annual #desertbus Feud survey is now open, ready for your weird answers. You have until the end of Dawn Guard's first shift to fill it out -
gameshowsatdesertb.us
#DB2025
#DesertBus2025
gameshowsatdesertb.us
#DB2025
#DesertBus2025
Desert Bus Feud 2025
Welcome to the Desert Bus Feud 2025
The results of this survey will be used to play the annual game show on some mornings throughout Desert Bus 2025 (approximately 8AM PST Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday...
gameshowsatdesertb.us
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The 11th annual #desertbus Feud survey is now open, ready for your weird answers. You have until the end of Dawn Guard's first shift to fill it out -
gameshowsatdesertb.us
#DB2025
#DesertBus2025
gameshowsatdesertb.us
#DB2025
#DesertBus2025
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objective game advice: your game should be this good. if it's not, you should work to make sure it is this good
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
objective game advice: your game should be this good. if it's not, you should work to make sure it is this good
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Blood & Guts: Before and After! (A Thread)
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Blood & Guts: Before and After! (A Thread)
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Marty O'Donnell created a revolution in Video Game music. Dude is legit talented at his craft and basically everything he did has become iconic. He is also a walking pile of dog shit as a person with vile ideas and beliefs.
This is less a subtweet, and more of a thought I just want to get out there:
Bad people can make good art.
When a game that people liked turns out to have been made by someone shitty, it doesn't instantly become bad. You don't have to go full Sour Grapes on it. Two things can be true at once.
Bad people can make good art.
When a game that people liked turns out to have been made by someone shitty, it doesn't instantly become bad. You don't have to go full Sour Grapes on it. Two things can be true at once.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Marty O'Donnell created a revolution in Video Game music. Dude is legit talented at his craft and basically everything he did has become iconic. He is also a walking pile of dog shit as a person with vile ideas and beliefs.