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zombub.bsky.social
I can finally update my work iPad to 26, it's been blocked since release because it didn't play nice with our sales software
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
Pink sparkly text "starting tomorrow, everything is going to be okay! They just annoinced it!" on a cheesy sharepic with a beach, white horses, angels, a teenage Britney Spears smiling into a camera, and lace curtains all half-transparent and layered on to of each other.
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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ryyudo.bsky.social
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
theothertaira.bsky.social tai. @theothertaira.bsky.social · 4d
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
zombub.bsky.social
I hurt my back on Saturday which is very cool and not old of me at all and I’ve spent the last 36 hours either sitting in the same chair and not moving, or doubled over just to shuffle from one place to another
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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hetanshah.bsky.social
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
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When a parrot wanted to connect with a distant friend, a touchscreen showed a selection of other birds available online. The parrots learned to activate the screen, designed specially for them, by touching it gently with their tongues rather than pecking aggressively with their beaks. "We had 26 birds involved," said Hirskyj-Douglas. "They would use the system up to three hours a day, with each call lasting up to five minutes." The interactions ranged from preening and playing with toys to loud vocal exchanges. "When we went through the data, we found that most of these parrots had favourite friends," said Hirskyj-Douglas.
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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lollie.me
Tour de Fussy 🦊
#furryart #blender #3D
Brief description: A 3D-rendered scene styled like a plasticine diorama, along with a few plastic and paper props. A little fox man jogs through a normal-looking town street, while a cutaway reveals a dark underground space full of cables and terminals. Detailed description: The top half of the scene is a relatively normal-looking town street, featuring Lollie - a cute little plasticine fox guy - in the center of the scene. He is jogging along a stone-paved path, wearing a pink shirt, blue pants, and shoes with paw prints on the soles. Behind him is a side path, containing a recycling and rubbish bin, a vending machine full of snacks, a notice board covered in various advertisements, and a wall light (portrayed by a small LED light) plugged into an outdoor socket. In the far background behind a wooden fence, is an alleyway littered with leaves, portrayed by hole-punched paper debris. Directly beneath Lollie, the town street is cutaway, showing the street to be held up by a large metal platform, and revealing a very different scene underground: A series of pillars and channels covered in terminals, cables, and big cable patch-boards. The underground is lit by florescent ceiling lights and wall-mounted LED lights.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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sumiaou.bsky.social
November 8, 2024 at 3:44 PM
zombub.bsky.social
The crane game practice machine handing out free life advice
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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modernmodron.itch.io
it's not the greasons yet but I realized this wasnt posted with my art tag yet
#roseart
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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tumerboy.bsky.social
A drawing of the Enterprise E from behind, with a pinky/purpley space backdrop including a large planet just poking into frame from above. Text says: "Much like the Federation, I too have lofty ideals and no money."
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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jonkk.bsky.social
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
zombub.bsky.social
I'm trying moving over to Qobuz and I was surprised how much of my music was there, out of my whole playlist it only missed 4 songs and 2 of those I was able to find again by manual search
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
zombub.bsky.social
Was watching a streamer and they started doing their Wrapped and I really didn’t get it, everything outside of the top 5 songs (which I feel like you should already have an idea of) ranged from cringey corporate “hello fellow kids” to blatant attempts at psychological manipulation
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
zombub.bsky.social
One of my open tickets is from the company CEO and I'm too scared to close it
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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bmhughes.bsky.social
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
zombub.bsky.social
There's a lot of annoying Christmas songs but there's a special place in my Hater Gland for Little Saint Nick. "Christmas comes this time each year"? Yeah no shit
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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secondlina.com
Jellybean Juice 9 [part 1/5]
Panels showing Jellybean Juice and their siblings learning to fly while an edited version of the One for Sorrow nursery rhyme starts in the narration. The nursery rhyme continues as we see the colorful crow siblings grow into adulthood. The end of an edited version of the One for Sorrow nursery rhyme is written out around a panel showing The two halves of Jellybean Juice looking at each other. Abby and Sarah, the two crow sisters raising the colorful crow bebes, fly down to the mercery nannies [mercenannies] and notice they are packing up their stuff.
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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toothybj.bsky.social
Believe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
zombub.bsky.social
Didn't know you could get god packs in wonder pick
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
zombub.bsky.social
At my aunt and uncle's house in the country for an early Christmas lunch, being antisocial in the garden testing out my phone's zoom (this is 20x)
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
zombub.bsky.social
The good thing about wrapping presents for little kids is you can just tear the paper a little to make it fit better, they'll never notice!
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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commandersterling.bsky.social
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM