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Zoeytrope
@zoey.bsky.social
· Aug 13
There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user:
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
Speedrunning
they should make a video game that has “new game minus” like after you beat it once you can play it again but there’s less content
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Speedrunning
They will be baked soon alhamdulilah
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/41729
『なべ・ねこ』10月発売予定。かわいいにゃんこたちがなべのなか
"Nabe Neko" is scheduled to be released in October. Cute cats in a pot.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『なべ・ねこ』10月発売予定。かわいいにゃんこたちがなべのなか
"Nabe Neko" is scheduled to be released in October. Cute cats in a pot.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
They will be baked soon alhamdulilah
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🔥🫡
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🔥🫡
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
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(me, a ridiculous fuckup who is wrong about nearly everything and intensely unlikeable at all times) i think people from a computer forum 20 years ago are after me
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
(me, a ridiculous fuckup who is wrong about nearly everything and intensely unlikeable at all times) i think people from a computer forum 20 years ago are after me
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
Charitably, about 20% of this website
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Charitably, about 20% of this website
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Enjoying redacted document pages in your timeline? Why not take control of them in my fun mobile game! mrgan.com/blackbar/
Blackbar
A text game about censorship, by Neven Mrgan & James Moore.
mrgan.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Enjoying redacted document pages in your timeline? Why not take control of them in my fun mobile game! mrgan.com/blackbar/
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trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
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no truth and reconciliation, just empire for ever and ever
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
no truth and reconciliation, just empire for ever and ever
To me, the best games are the ones that are unforgettably singular; you can see the people who made it in every aspect of the game. You can tell that every bit of design was done with specific intent.
In that sense, Strange Scaffold is one of the best developers out there. There's nothing like them
In that sense, Strange Scaffold is one of the best developers out there. There's nothing like them
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MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE THAT'S A WILD DEAL???
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*13* DANG GAMES OF WILD VARIETY AND AMBITION--AND DISCOUNTS ON EVERYTHING ELSE WE DO GOING FORWARD
MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE THAT'S A WILD DEAL???
store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
To me, the best games are the ones that are unforgettably singular; you can see the people who made it in every aspect of the game. You can tell that every bit of design was done with specific intent.
In that sense, Strange Scaffold is one of the best developers out there. There's nothing like them
In that sense, Strange Scaffold is one of the best developers out there. There's nothing like them
Worth keeping in mind that when we say "Fix your hearts or die," a lot of mother fuckers will happily choose "or die."
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Worth keeping in mind that when we say "Fix your hearts or die," a lot of mother fuckers will happily choose "or die."
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this also applies to videogame companies
I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
this also applies to videogame companies
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⚠️ ALERT ALERT ALERT THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED ⚠️
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
⚠️ ALERT ALERT ALERT THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED ⚠️
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Every accusation a confession
1. In Alaska, the right wing govt handpicked doctors to the Medical Board to ban trans youth care.
A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.
The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.
Our latest wild story.
A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.
The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.
Our latest wild story.
Anti-Trans Alaskan State Medical Board Doctor Charged With CSAM, Home Goes Up In Flames
Last week Dr. Ryan McDonough was arrested on ten counts of possession of child sexual abuse material. Over the weekend, his family home went up in flames.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Every accusation a confession