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Zoeytrope
@zoey.bsky.social
· Aug 13
There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user:
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
"I took one 45 minutes ago but I'm not feeling anything. I'll take a couple more."
TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"I took one 45 minutes ago but I'm not feeling anything. I'll take a couple more."
TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
AMEM
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
AMEM
Absolutely tragic comorbidities on display throughout this website: unable to read between the lines, and also unable to read at all
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Absolutely tragic comorbidities on display throughout this website: unable to read between the lines, and also unable to read at all
REZ 2 looks fucking lit
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
REZ 2 looks fucking lit
Gun
Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Gun
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Gun.
Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Gun.
This is embarrassing QAnon “The storm is coming” shit. Even liberals should know better
“Once Rep. Grijalva is sworn in and signs the Massie discharge petition, more than 100 Republicans will vote with all Democrats to release the Epstein files to get in front of what's coming.”
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is embarrassing QAnon “The storm is coming” shit. Even liberals should know better
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
Please adjust your Jeremy Renner App jokes from “absurdist” to “mean”
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
r/popculturechat
www.reddit.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Please adjust your Jeremy Renner App jokes from “absurdist” to “mean”
They're doing this to me tomorrow
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬
(Messed me UP.)
(Messed me UP.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
They're doing this to me tomorrow
Can't emphasize strongly enough that they've said this like half a dozen times already, and every time it's because they just redefined what they call "intelligence"
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here on.ft.com/3JERVRg
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here
Tech leaders say systems now rival human intelligence in key tasks, further fuelling the superintelligence debate
on.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Can't emphasize strongly enough that they've said this like half a dozen times already, and every time it's because they just redefined what they call "intelligence"
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Hey quick question will $878 billion make you immortal? Will it make people think you’re funny? Will it make people genuinely like you?
BREAKING: Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut reut.rs/4hJ85Wg
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey quick question will $878 billion make you immortal? Will it make people think you’re funny? Will it make people genuinely like you?
Grandpa's brain is tapioca pudding. Nothing going on in there except grainy film reels of the good old days. Elevator music and cymbal-monkeys only.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Grandpa's brain is tapioca pudding. Nothing going on in there except grainy film reels of the good old days. Elevator music and cymbal-monkeys only.
This self-serving cretin thinks a journalist's job is to afflict the afflicted and comfort the comfortable. History's most ethical Bloomberg writer
“It’s not that I’m for austerity, it’s just that I’m against bailing out AI, crypto, private assets/university endowments, and I’m fine with canceled Thanksgiving flights and missed paychecks as long as Republicans take the blame for it.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This self-serving cretin thinks a journalist's job is to afflict the afflicted and comfort the comfortable. History's most ethical Bloomberg writer
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Manifesting
midterm wipeout, massive stroke, incapacitated fourteen days, lame duck replacement
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Manifesting
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TOXX! TOXX! TOXX! TOXX!
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
TOXX! TOXX! TOXX! TOXX!