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"I took one 45 minutes ago but I'm not feeling anything. I'll take a couple more."

TWENTY MIINUTES LATER:
The orange dinosaur mascot Kraft mac & cheese had in the 90s. He's looking very distressed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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GOTH CLOWNS ONLY
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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None of these guys has read Wealth of Nations lmao
"Landlord's right has its origin in robbery. The landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent for even the natural produce of the earth." - Adam Smith
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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THEN PERISH
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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OK OK I give up
Navy Seal copypasta but made in the Zohran logo generator. The last word is "FORces"
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Tweet from Tyler, The Creator @fucktyler Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Never fails
A side-by-side comparison graphic. On the left is The Smiler from the comic Transmetropolitan. On the right is CA Governor Gavin Newsom. They're both white men with coiffed dark hair, maniacal rictus grins with too-white teeth, and empty, joyless eyes.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Cropped tweet from Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv: We hebben een serieus probleem
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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As usual, liberals (in this case the Obama administration) paved the way for far-right escalation
Screenshot of a UK Guardian article Yellow banner: "This article is more than 17 years old" Headline: "US air strike wiped out Afghan wedding party, inquiry finds" Photo caption: "An injured Afghan boy is put on a stretcher at a hospital in Jalalabad city, Afghanistan." Article: "A US air strike killed 47 civilians, including 39 women and children, as they were travelling to a wedding in Afghanistan, an official inquiry found today. The bride was among the dead."
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Screenshot of a Youtube video from the Wall Street Journal. The thumbnail is a noticeably young Elon Musk facing camera right with his mouth open like he's speaking. Elon Musk: I'll Put a Man on Mars in 10 Years 325K views 12y ago
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Screenshot of a support form on drop.com: "I've noticed that several Harry Potter brand collabs campaigns have gone ahead. Per my email to support on August 4th of this year, I will never make another Drop purchase because of J.K. Rowling's vocal transphobia and funding of anti-trans legislation in the UK and other countries. Money that goes into her pocket will be used to take away basic human rights from people like me. Almost half of trans people who live in unsupportive environments attempt suicide; Harry Potter money is blood money. Please confirm when my account and personal info have been deleted. Thank you."
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Skeet by Jill @jillehughes.bsky.social: "There are way more GenXers with humanities degrees here than millennials, and we have you beat in this department. We remember what life was like before computers, and we also got to watch the Biff Tannen Alternate Universe in the Back to the Future franchise before most of you were born." Quoted post by whet moser @whetmoser.com: "this is the website for elder millenials with humanities degrees. everyone has done the reading on why people invest meaning in public buildings. you can't fool me"
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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s/o @unhaunting.bsky.social for the all-time banger
Tweet by warm criminal (@unhaunting): im so ruthlessly committed to Dialectics that i am constantly at war with the person i was two days ago, who is a clown and a coward
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Would transition have saved her?
"This is Gary Gygax," said the voice, "and I'd like to speak to Lee Gold." "I'm Lee Gold," I said. "I gather you got the copies of A&E I sent you." "You're a woman!" he said. "That's right," I said, and I told him how much we all loved playing D&D and how grateful we were to him for writing it. "You're a woman," he said. "I wrote some bad things about women wargamers once." "You don't need to feel embarrassed," I said. "I haven't read them." "You're a woman," he said. We didn't seem to be getting anywhere, so I told him goodbye and hung up.
October 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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GUN
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The Beastie Boys with a speech bubble
October 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Coward
Skeet by Carl T. Bergstrom (@carlbergstrom.com): “This morning by ChatGPT quota was inexplicably exhausted. It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode had somehow got activated when I went to bed. The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.”
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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The_cheese_wanter has logged in
A gray-and-white cat with yellow eyes, sitting on her haunches, looks up at the camera expectantly.
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Come on man, I've got the fastest screenshot finger west of the Mississippi.
Skeet by The Radical Capitalist @theradcap.bsky.social: "It's impossible to understand communism because it is an illogical and irrational proposition that entirely ignores both reality and history. People won't work for free just because you want them to, but go ahead and beg them until you're blue in the face until you starve to death. Good luck."
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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A Twitter post; the OP's name has been scribbled out: "'Literacy' was always the most basic tool of totalitarian propaganda. If you are not literate you can't be fed communist propaganda. The most steadfast anti-communist I knew in my childhood was my maternal grandfather who was illiterate. Communist propaganda did not reach him"
October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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A screenshot of Captain Murphy from SeaLab 2021, facing camera right: "You got any stuff that doesn't suck?"
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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A crudely photoshopped edit of an Onion headline about Bill Deblasio. His head is replaced with bsky CEO Jay Graber. Headline reads: "JAY BSKY: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A CEO That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?`
October 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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GET SUPPORTED
Screenshot of 2 emails in an email client 1. itch.io "Your purchase of 'Landlord Quest' 2. Steam Support "Thank you for your Steam purchase!"
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Close-cropped photo of Barack Obama's eyes, looking slightly down and to the left, eyebrows slightly raised. Impact font text: THEN PERISH
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM