the zipper
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"the" "zipper" | officially "late" 30s | any/none | writing, reading, music, games, puzzles, math, food, drinks | a small bird (lying about every part of that) | pfp by uncertaintycrossing
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The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.
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This really reticulates my splines
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This really reticulates my splines
i'm not taking that goddamned innocence test because people who know me might be surprised that ive lived my fucking life
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i'm not taking that goddamned innocence test because people who know me might be surprised that ive lived my fucking life
it's so quiet in here
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
it's so quiet in here
it's a remarkable testament to the power of generative ai that it is making something as awful as advertising even worse
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
it's a remarkable testament to the power of generative ai that it is making something as awful as advertising even worse
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Breaking character: I am open to the idea the media's coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity was fair or perhaps not even tough enough. But the fact that it was so much tougher than the coverage of Trump's (more severe) mental decline is damning and I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise.
NYT isn’t worth reading because they are in the bag for Trump
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Breaking character: I am open to the idea the media's coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity was fair or perhaps not even tough enough. But the fact that it was so much tougher than the coverage of Trump's (more severe) mental decline is damning and I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise.
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when a drej is being so Bob-phobic you gotta hit em with that cosmic castaway stare
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
when a drej is being so Bob-phobic you gotta hit em with that cosmic castaway stare
help! the medication didnt make my kid a compliant automaton!
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
help! the medication didnt make my kid a compliant automaton!
i think i should be allowed to spin very fast like a top or Bay Blade and jump very high like a cricket or the opposite of chunky kong. if they let me do it nobody could stop me
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i think i should be allowed to spin very fast like a top or Bay Blade and jump very high like a cricket or the opposite of chunky kong. if they let me do it nobody could stop me
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dick and cock are synonyms
tail and butt are synonyms
cocktail and dickbutt are NOT synonyms
tail and butt are synonyms
cocktail and dickbutt are NOT synonyms
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
dick and cock are synonyms
tail and butt are synonyms
cocktail and dickbutt are NOT synonyms
tail and butt are synonyms
cocktail and dickbutt are NOT synonyms
you're right and you should say it louder. i've been beating this drum for like fifteen years now
Please read this in the gentlest possible voice but we HAVE to divest from mil-sims as gamedevs. Even before this AI bullshit in the latest Black Ops, these games have done so much harm and contributed massively to the dehumanization of several populations worldwide. It’s US foreign pol propaganda.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
you're right and you should say it louder. i've been beating this drum for like fifteen years now
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Phantom Menace rewatch continues 🧵
Alright it's 7 AM and my computer's starting to act weird so I'm going to bed, later
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Phantom Menace rewatch continues 🧵
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
- James Watson, "great scientist," from his later opinions in uh, (*checks notes*) 1968
![By choice [Rosalind Franklin] did not emphasize her feminine qualities... There was never lipstick to contrast with her straight black hair, while at the age of thirty-one her dresses showed all the imagination of English blue-stocking adolescents. So it was quite easy to imagine her the product of an unsatisfied mother who unduly stressed the desirability of professional careers that could save bright girls from marriages to dull men... Clearly Rosy had to go or be put in her place. The former was obviously preferable because given her belligerent moods, it would be very difficult for Maurice [Wilkins] to maintain a dominant position that would allow him to think unhindered about DNA... The thought could not be avoided that the best home for a feminist was another person's lab](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4rcludumw5jj4nb6vqznrp3j/bafkreidm7yjurcfu7g5br67vb2bzemxiquyp4amkgqxsgpu54teoapr7va@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
- James Watson, "great scientist," from his later opinions in uh, (*checks notes*) 1968
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the sluttiest girl you know says stuff like, "jeez" and "oh gosh"
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
the sluttiest girl you know says stuff like, "jeez" and "oh gosh"
hear that everyone? sandwiches are okay
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
hear that everyone? sandwiches are okay
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history will not be kind | patreon.com/lubchansky
December 4, 2023 at 3:06 PM
history will not be kind | patreon.com/lubchansky
lots of games let you hide your helmet to see your characters' faces. but nobody brave enough to let you hide your shoes for the foot people who want the dogs out
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
lots of games let you hide your helmet to see your characters' faces. but nobody brave enough to let you hide your shoes for the foot people who want the dogs out
entering my "entering my 'entering my era' era" era
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
entering my "entering my 'entering my era' era" era
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This is remarkable. Four giant dams on the Klamath River along the CA-Oregon border were taken down last year. This year, salmon migrated all the way to the river headwaters, a 300-mile journey from the Pacific to central Oregon, for the first time since 1909. A fantastic success.
Salmon reach headwaters for first time in a century after California dam removal
Klamath River salmon have crossed a major threshold after dams were removed along the California-Oregon border, with the fish reaching the river’s headwaters for the first time in more than a...
www.sfchronicle.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is remarkable. Four giant dams on the Klamath River along the CA-Oregon border were taken down last year. This year, salmon migrated all the way to the river headwaters, a 300-mile journey from the Pacific to central Oregon, for the first time since 1909. A fantastic success.
you can block anyone you like. it's cool. just block them. vibes off? block. ai art? block. cis man? bl
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
you can block anyone you like. it's cool. just block them. vibes off? block. ai art? block. cis man? bl
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain: