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memories of a precious gamer
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younger people have fallen out of love with harry potter because they have anime now. all other political analysis is secondary to this fact
January 26, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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they definitely have not stopped over-investing in a faux revolutionary liberal political narrative as told by an author with abhorrent personal politics. they’re just doing it for one piece now
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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This is joybait. You're just trying to make me happy. Guards, kill them.
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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FUCK ICE ABOLISH ICE
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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went to the store
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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*talking to my friends casually*: Hey y'all wanna hop on The Super Mario Brothers Wonder Nintendo Switch Two Edition Plus Meetup In Bellabel Park Game right quick? Cuz I heard The Super Mario Brothers Wonder Nintendo Switch Two Edition Plus Meetup In Bellabel Park Game might be kinda fun. Also The S
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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classic thing that happens at the snowy café
February 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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not only are you a weird freak baby who wants to monitor your neighbors youre now in ICE
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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i read "mister ajikko" and it was terrible. thread.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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fwiw I asked multiple Rare- and Magazine System-adjacent folk about this a few years ago, and was told (paraphrasing):

"possibly? idk I don't remember"

"that sounds like the sort of thing we would have told a magazine for no reason"

"we published bullshit all the time"
According to the official British Nintendo Magazine System magazine, Panel de Pon was originally planned to be localized with Killer Instinct characters before being changed to the Yoshi-themed Tetris Attack.
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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this is what theyre doing to him in hell
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Joker All Vouice Lines
October 31, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot

lostmediawiki.com/Dilbert_(los...
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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twitter was always exactly this. what we're seeing this week is a culmination of years and years of abuse run rampant on the platform, supercharged by a megalomaniac's greed and fantasy www.404media.co/grok-ai-sexu...
Grok's AI Sexual Abuse Didn't Come Out of Nowhere
With xAI's Grok generating endless semi-nude images of women and girls without their contest, it follows a years-long legacy of rampant abuse on the platform.
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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The kinda shit they send Travis to do before he takes on the 6th ranked assassin in the world Ronald McDonald
men only want one thing
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Mexico managing to have more spine than every western nation despite being in the immediate crosshairs, fuck every cowardly world leader that tries to play this safe
Mexico:

"The Mexican government strongly condemns and rejects the military actions carried out unilaterally in recent hours by the armed forces of the U.S. against targets in the territory of the Republic of Venezuela, in clear violation of Article 2 of the Charter of the United Nations."
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM