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games | art | music | python | memes | MtG

renaissance nobody, likes his ice crushed

empathy == skill

feast on dubs, hunger for more

it ends when enough people say no

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In 1890–91, Monet painted 25 views of haystacks in Normandy.
Each canvas captured different weather, seasons, and light. 🌾
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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“Well, just look at her and then tell me she didn’t have her jowls lifted.”
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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Glory grows guilty of detested crimes
January 20, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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Just 4 days until @starcitygames.bsky.social @scgcon.bsky.social #SCGPORTLAND & the first U.S. @magic.wizards.com Regional Championship of 2026!
My plans:
- Fri: Practicing/side events
- Sat: RC Day 1!
- Sun: Hopefully RC Day 2 but if not then #MTGLorwyn Limited Championship Qualifier!
Link ⬇️
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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What's the truth about Tam? I dive deep into a new Magic character, and the mystery surrounding her.

This video is The Truth About Tam: Lorwyn Eclipsed's Biggest Mystery

youtu.be/BXS0SFYjWkc
The Truth About Tam: Lorwyn Eclipsed's Biggest Mystery
YouTube video by Amazonian
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January 20, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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14 years ago today was my last day as a high school math teacher.

I still have nightmares every Fall. They typically continue until late Winter.

I'm beyond glad that I took that first/last step that day.
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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I could tell you that today's episode breaks down the TAKE IT DOWN Act and how the administration keeps lying about the Fourth Amendment when it comes to ICE... but to be honest, I'm still giggling with delight at "OBBBA the Hutt"

with @lizdye.bsky.social

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Ep 197 — OBBBA the Hut
Podcast Episode · Law and Chaos · 01/20/2026 · 55m
podcasts.apple.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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We’ve defeated, delayed, or diluted President Trump’s attacks on our rights in a majority of the legal actions we’ve taken against him in the past year.

Read our new report detailing the wins we’ve seen and the fight still ahead after President Trump’s first year back in office.
Defeat, Delay, Dilute: ACLU Versus President Trump
One year ago, President Donald Trump was sworn in for a second term. His administration has created chaos, trampled on our rights, and harmed so many of us. But the ACLU has been fighting back — and winning. Now, we're telling the story of the first year of our fight against the Trump administration’s second term, our lessons learned, and our path forward. We were prepared for this fight from day one. Before President Trump was elected, we examined his campaign promises — including those outlined in Project 2025 — and outlined a plan for how we would fight to protect the rights and liberties of all people. We spent months plotting out our litigation and advocacy strategy across the country, building a plan to ensure that cities and states would be a Firewall for Freedom — a shield defending against a federal government attacking civil rights and civil liberties. Within hours of President Trump's inauguration, it was clear that he and his administration would, once again, test the Constitution and the willingness of our nation’s institutions and people to defend it. But we were ready. The ACLU mobilized our lawyers, advocates, organizers, storytellers, and supporters to delay unconstitutional policies before they took effect, dilute their reach when full blockage wasn’t immediately possible, and defeat them through courts, public pressure, and sustained organizing. In 2025, we took over 230 legal actions against the Trump administration, with remarkable success: 64% of our lawsuits have delayed, diluted, or defeated the Trump administration’s agenda. But despite everything we’ve accomplished so far, we cannot underestimate the continued speed and ferocity of this assault on civil rights and civil liberties or the impact it will continue to have on us all. And as we enter 2026, the stakes feel as high as ever. That’s why the ACLU is releasing a report about the first year of the Trump administration, highlighting key lessons learned and laying out our roadmap for the years to come. You can download the full report here: Defeat, Delay, Dilute: ACLU Versus President Trump What the ACLU does over the next three years and how well we do it will play a role in shaping the course of American history. Because democracy doesn’t defend itself – people do. And together, we will keep showing up.
www.aclu.org
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Just popping in to report that if you wear your “Chinga La Migra/Chinga Tu MAGA” shirt to the Burbank Costco, the reactions will be positive (and if you’re wondering I got the shirt, I don’t remember, and for Christ’s sake you’re literally on the internet right now).
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Congress could mandate that states use proportional representation, with parties getting a number of seats proportional to their share of the vote. Advocates are already pushing for some states to experiment with this reform.
The Escalating Race to Redistrict: Your Questions Answered
How are the new maps changing the midterms? Would proportional representation help? Why are courts not doing more? You asked, and we’ve got answers about mid-decade redistricting.
boltsmag.org
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Pay creators however you can
Preserve their work however you can
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.

Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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For decades Greenland was our peaceful ally.

Well now it's PAYBACK TIME!
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Calling "Back To The Future is great" a hot take was meant to be funny. Maybe I need to go back in time and rephrase it.
How is "Back to the Future is great" a hot take?! It's got issues sure, but it's definitely great! My little sister saw it for the first time in a theater and loved it!
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Yes, that was my second favorite Star Trek film after The Wrath of Kahn.
we cant' forget st iv: the voyage home 😉
January 20, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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LOOPER. My favorite sci-fi film.

EDGE OF TOMORROW is also a time travel movie and it fucking slaps.

Hot take: BACK TO THE FUTURE is great.

Not a movie, but THE CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER is right up there.
Name a movie about time travel
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
this was unexpectedly uplifting
Silent Hill cosplayers promoting ‘Return to Silent Hill’ at a Regal movie theater 🍿

🤝 Cineverse
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Silent Hill cosplayers promoting ‘Return to Silent Hill’ at a Regal movie theater 🍿

🤝 Cineverse
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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That hypo was meant to be: Suppose you write an article suggesting I do not have a right to exist. Or be in the only country I've known. Or we ought to torture people like me. But in a very scholarly way.

Do I just go: "Nothing personal, just business?"

Sigh.
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Many highly sensitive, intelligent, and gifted adults are stuck in toxic relationships without knowing why. The answer could lie in a history of parentification and prioritizing the needs of others. This is how. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/livi...
Why Highly Intelligent People Stay in Toxic Relationships
You can see that the relationship is no longer working, and still, you struggle to walk away. Your high empathy and ability to hold multiple perspectives may explain why that is.
www.psychologytoday.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Man Donates  Body To   Culinary    Science https://theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-culinary-science/
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM