Flow
@yourplantdaddy.bsky.social
Plant-loving man, growing in the Midwest
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“I beat men for a living”
Babes, where do I invest in this business?!😎🥳
Babes, where do I invest in this business?!😎🥳
February 18, 2026 at 6:56 PM
“I beat men for a living”
Babes, where do I invest in this business?!😎🥳
Babes, where do I invest in this business?!😎🥳
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Love to get into the hot tub while in skin tight jeans, with my best friend Kid Rock, and drink a big glass of whole milk
February 18, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Love to get into the hot tub while in skin tight jeans, with my best friend Kid Rock, and drink a big glass of whole milk
Tyra Banks is a terrorist
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tyra Banks is a terrorist
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I truly don’t think air fryer minutes are the same as human minutes but I can’t prove it
February 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I truly don’t think air fryer minutes are the same as human minutes but I can’t prove it
And its not even close. We don't consider beer “drinking” unless you have at least 6
ABNORMAL!
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
And its not even close. We don't consider beer “drinking” unless you have at least 6
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Jesse Jackson is gonna get slandered a lot today by "the others."
Please dont help them.
The problem with getting old is that you dont get to die young in all your glory and best days.
People get to see your full humanity and imperfections.
Like normal
Please dont help them.
The problem with getting old is that you dont get to die young in all your glory and best days.
People get to see your full humanity and imperfections.
Like normal
February 17, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Jesse Jackson is gonna get slandered a lot today by "the others."
Please dont help them.
The problem with getting old is that you dont get to die young in all your glory and best days.
People get to see your full humanity and imperfections.
Like normal
Please dont help them.
The problem with getting old is that you dont get to die young in all your glory and best days.
People get to see your full humanity and imperfections.
Like normal
This a dream death
My homegirl was telling me about her grandfather passing. He got up that morning, cut the grass, his wife made him a ham sammich, and a lil drank. Buddy went upstairs after eating that and took his last nap. 114 years old.
February 17, 2026 at 6:49 AM
This a dream death
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how it feels to rewatch a movie when you have a horrible memory.
February 16, 2026 at 8:59 AM
how it feels to rewatch a movie when you have a horrible memory.
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After seeing a video of Jordan grabbing a little boys but TEN FUCKING TIMES!
I'm bout to mute his fuck ass name and be sad about the fact that I'll never shoot a basket and say his name again.
I hope somebody arrests his ass today. Fucking creep
I'm bout to mute his fuck ass name and be sad about the fact that I'll never shoot a basket and say his name again.
I hope somebody arrests his ass today. Fucking creep
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 PM
After seeing a video of Jordan grabbing a little boys but TEN FUCKING TIMES!
I'm bout to mute his fuck ass name and be sad about the fact that I'll never shoot a basket and say his name again.
I hope somebody arrests his ass today. Fucking creep
I'm bout to mute his fuck ass name and be sad about the fact that I'll never shoot a basket and say his name again.
I hope somebody arrests his ass today. Fucking creep
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me at 1:23 am thinking about mormonism, zionism, and scientology are all connected (literally) and are fundamentally the same thing just in different fonts:
a man in a blue shirt and tie is smoking a cigarette in front of a wall of papers .
Alt: charlie day in a blue shirt and tie is smoking a cigarette in front of a wall of papers .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 AM
me at 1:23 am thinking about mormonism, zionism, and scientology are all connected (literally) and are fundamentally the same thing just in different fonts:
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Everything you love about America comes from Black people. And that's just the bottom line.
We may have been brought here against our will, but it's survived this long because of our presence.
Elon can catch a frank
We may have been brought here against our will, but it's survived this long because of our presence.
Elon can catch a frank
Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much
February 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Everything you love about America comes from Black people. And that's just the bottom line.
We may have been brought here against our will, but it's survived this long because of our presence.
Elon can catch a frank
We may have been brought here against our will, but it's survived this long because of our presence.
Elon can catch a frank
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I'd have to go see someone in person and make them explain to me like a child how a number like that is even remotely possible.
OMFG someone posted on Nextdoor that their electric bill was a little over $900 AND they have solar panels….
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'd have to go see someone in person and make them explain to me like a child how a number like that is even remotely possible.
One ran past my dog and me, grabbed a waffle, and ran up a pole. Watched and taunted us he ate it in a circle. It was wild, Woof and I just stared at each other in amazement.
why it’s a squirrel in the tree in my yard with a pack of noodles?
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
One ran past my dog and me, grabbed a waffle, and ran up a pole. Watched and taunted us he ate it in a circle. It was wild, Woof and I just stared at each other in amazement.
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THIS is the only kinda stuff that's appropriate to film without someone's permission. Being a happy human, while playing with turkeys should be seen by as many people as possible.
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
THIS is the only kinda stuff that's appropriate to film without someone's permission. Being a happy human, while playing with turkeys should be seen by as many people as possible.
Defunding is not enough. We need to find and kill these people. This country LOVES watching people hang, lets hang people who deserve it for once.
This. Is. Evil.
It can only be met with appropriate action.
Death is the appropriate action
This. Is. Evil.
It can only be met with appropriate action.
Death is the appropriate action
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Defunding is not enough. We need to find and kill these people. This country LOVES watching people hang, lets hang people who deserve it for once.
This. Is. Evil.
It can only be met with appropriate action.
Death is the appropriate action
This. Is. Evil.
It can only be met with appropriate action.
Death is the appropriate action
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Why do y'all like acronyms so much? AND! Why do you assume everyone knows what the hell you're talking about?
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Why do y'all like acronyms so much? AND! Why do you assume everyone knows what the hell you're talking about?
Dealing with older people is so strange.
My boss wants to make sure the music is “for everyone.” But she has spotify with ads that ruin the vibe every 10 mins. MAM! My fire playlist that has the word fuck every 20 mins is much better than what you're offering.
My boss wants to make sure the music is “for everyone.” But she has spotify with ads that ruin the vibe every 10 mins. MAM! My fire playlist that has the word fuck every 20 mins is much better than what you're offering.
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Dealing with older people is so strange.
My boss wants to make sure the music is “for everyone.” But she has spotify with ads that ruin the vibe every 10 mins. MAM! My fire playlist that has the word fuck every 20 mins is much better than what you're offering.
My boss wants to make sure the music is “for everyone.” But she has spotify with ads that ruin the vibe every 10 mins. MAM! My fire playlist that has the word fuck every 20 mins is much better than what you're offering.
Because we live in a terrible country run by even worse men
Why are there gambling ads for the all star game? #NBA
February 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Because we live in a terrible country run by even worse men
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"And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?"
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?"
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
Shout out to you cute couples out there. Only the cute ones, though.
February 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Shout out to you cute couples out there. Only the cute ones, though.
Don't let him start fights today!
Fuck it ladies go get flowers for yourself, and when mans asked where the flowers came from…say “oh no body” cause it didn’t
February 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Don't let him start fights today!