Laura Lawrence
@yicetor.bsky.social
#swfc Faber Academy alumni. Bridport Prize First Novel longlisted. Sheffielder in Berkshire. DMs not activated.
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Laura Lawrence
@yicetor.bsky.social
· Oct 26
Back in 2018 I did a little film with Mundial magazine and Ladbrokes about #swfc. It disappeared off YouTube. I've just managed to find it through an old Mundial tweet. 💙 #SheffieldWednesday
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"and it didn't do me any harm" says the most visibly harmed man you have ever encountered.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
"and it didn't do me any harm" says the most visibly harmed man you have ever encountered.
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Just going to leave this here
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just going to leave this here
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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I'm at a by election hustings.
Matt Goodwin: "I was never really a Tory" oh yeah, cos Reform is much better
Matt Goodwin: "I was never really a Tory" oh yeah, cos Reform is much better
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I'm at a by election hustings.
Matt Goodwin: "I was never really a Tory" oh yeah, cos Reform is much better
Matt Goodwin: "I was never really a Tory" oh yeah, cos Reform is much better
Barcelona getting absolutely battered by Atlético.
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Barcelona getting absolutely battered by Atlético.
"I can't be bought."
Remember that quote for his future trial.
Remember that quote for his future trial.
According to the Epstein files, Farage can be bought.
With Epstein & Russian money.
With Epstein & Russian money.
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
"I can't be bought."
Remember that quote for his future trial.
Remember that quote for his future trial.
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
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Jim Ratcliffe is a prick. I always thought he was.
He has done nothing to suggest that he is not a prick. I loathe Jim Ratcliffe and as a result I find it very hard to get behind his cycling team. He was a prick before he got into cycling. He’s always been a prick. I hope that clears things up.
He has done nothing to suggest that he is not a prick. I loathe Jim Ratcliffe and as a result I find it very hard to get behind his cycling team. He was a prick before he got into cycling. He’s always been a prick. I hope that clears things up.
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Jim Ratcliffe is a prick. I always thought he was.
He has done nothing to suggest that he is not a prick. I loathe Jim Ratcliffe and as a result I find it very hard to get behind his cycling team. He was a prick before he got into cycling. He’s always been a prick. I hope that clears things up.
He has done nothing to suggest that he is not a prick. I loathe Jim Ratcliffe and as a result I find it very hard to get behind his cycling team. He was a prick before he got into cycling. He’s always been a prick. I hope that clears things up.
What's the opposite of a participation trophy?
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
What's the opposite of a participation trophy?
BBC News had a biohack influencer family on today. The mother was called TereZa and her son was called Legend.
Americans wonder why the world rolls their eyes at them.
Americans wonder why the world rolls their eyes at them.
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
BBC News had a biohack influencer family on today. The mother was called TereZa and her son was called Legend.
Americans wonder why the world rolls their eyes at them.
Americans wonder why the world rolls their eyes at them.
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Really enjoying Winterwatch this year where they have live footage of wild humans sliding on ice and flying through the air from ramps.
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Really enjoying Winterwatch this year where they have live footage of wild humans sliding on ice and flying through the air from ramps.
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
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For anyone unsure whether Jim Ratcliffe saying the UK has been 'colonised' by immigrants in that interview was being a full-on racist, he goes on to imply that they all scrounge benefits without looking for work.
*This* Jim Ratcliffe, in case you were wondering:
*This* Jim Ratcliffe, in case you were wondering:
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
For anyone unsure whether Jim Ratcliffe saying the UK has been 'colonised' by immigrants in that interview was being a full-on racist, he goes on to imply that they all scrounge benefits without looking for work.
*This* Jim Ratcliffe, in case you were wondering:
*This* Jim Ratcliffe, in case you were wondering:
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Well done to Sky for correcting this bit of ignorance.
As shown extensively in the Epstein files there's plenty of proof that being rich doesn't mean you have any great insights into the world.
As shown extensively in the Epstein files there's plenty of proof that being rich doesn't mean you have any great insights into the world.
February 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Well done to Sky for correcting this bit of ignorance.
As shown extensively in the Epstein files there's plenty of proof that being rich doesn't mean you have any great insights into the world.
As shown extensively in the Epstein files there's plenty of proof that being rich doesn't mean you have any great insights into the world.
Incoming large donation to Reform UK.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Incoming large donation to Reform UK.
Watching The Natural where 47-year-old Robert Redford is attempting to play a 35-year-old baseball rookie and Wilfred Brimley is 49 but looks about 75.
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Watching The Natural where 47-year-old Robert Redford is attempting to play a 35-year-old baseball rookie and Wilfred Brimley is 49 but looks about 75.
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Jeremy Kyle is interviewing Reform MPs at a live press conference
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Jeremy Kyle is interviewing Reform MPs at a live press conference
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
Not sure we'll even notice that Labour doesn't have a Comms Director.
Keir Starmer's spokesman won't say why his Comms Director Tim Allan resigned, when Starmer first knew he was resigning, or whether he asked him to step down.
Also won't say whether evidence has been found suggesting an ongoing relationship between Allan and Mandelson
Also won't say whether evidence has been found suggesting an ongoing relationship between Allan and Mandelson
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Not sure we'll even notice that Labour doesn't have a Comms Director.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
The point of why those involved in appointing Mandelson as US Ambassador, need to go is because they knew who he was and how he acted before the release of the Epstein files. The narrative that they're all shocked he lied to them is playacting.
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
The point of why those involved in appointing Mandelson as US Ambassador, need to go is because they knew who he was and how he acted before the release of the Epstein files. The narrative that they're all shocked he lied to them is playacting.
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Morgan McSweeney resignation statement imminent
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Morgan McSweeney resignation statement imminent