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April 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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the absolute most charitable thing you can say about a lot of democratic lawmakers is that they want to hold onto a political order that no longer exists
The embodiment of Democratic Party resistance. “They’re throwing out the Constitution. I’m not sure how I’ll vote on it.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
March 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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if i lived in the 1800s and making dinner meant spending every waking hour baking bread and plucking a chicken or whatever and then my husband sat down and said "let's thank god for this meal" i think i'd poison him
March 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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🎶 aruba
jamaica
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Malaria dressed like the Hamburgler. They should’ve asked that orange clown to put his hand on a happy meal.
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
went snowboarding today and the conditions were great!
January 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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We definitely in a Black Mirror episode
January 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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made up a scenario in my head, scared myself with it, then made a purchase to soothe myself. dominant species on earth
January 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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i hear that sitting next to your book while fucking around on your phone is basically the same as reading
January 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
my sister is low-key talking to an employee for MrBeast and apparently there’s no alcohol at their holiday party and the employees only got a fucking mug and a snuggie
January 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
struck down in his prime
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has died at the age of 100.
December 30, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat
December 9, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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If a rotisserie chicken can’t help I’m all out of ideas.
December 8, 2024 at 5:21 AM
making a pie crust from scratch and just may have a panic attack. how the actual fuck did they do this in colonial times
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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i will not apologize for the person i will be when chappell drops another album
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
thinking about the deviled eggs i get to eat next week
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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Tits and Ass
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM