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OMG! 🤣🤣🤣
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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“Ruined a brand new pair of Lee’s press-ons.” 🤣🤣🤣
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
That's one sneaky kid!
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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How big is Greenland?

Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand!!

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copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand!!

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copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand!!

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January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Bluesky fires shots at Twitter (X)’s Grok

“Sad Epstein isn’t alive to use Grok. He would have loved it”
January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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“I saw my last fuck right over there, about a week ago.”
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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Me, out in a field, solitaire diamond rings glittering in rows, bursting from fruited vines while butterflies flit above them in the sun:
I’m engagement farming.
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Still hope for his death day 🤞
If he has his way, MLK day will be eliminated from the calendar to be replaced by his birthday. The racist chronicles.
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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I made you this doll using only the toilet paper that stuck to the shoes of people using public bathrooms. Please respond.
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Mike Truk in the SQUAAAAT
porn bot scammers, here are more names you can use
January 19, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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“Whoa, my face is changing shape… PHIL!”
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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People outside the US are as clueless to the US as people in the US are completely clueless to the rest of the world.
I think a lot of the world looks at the US and sees 330 million spoiled, stupid rich people and I wish it was easier to explain why that's wrong to people who've only seen New York and maybe DC or LA, but you can never convince them that they don't understand the whole thing.
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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remembering two legends today
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
BASEBALL PISS!
(time for the pissoffs)
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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MADs Believe It Or Nuts!

Artist • Bob Clarke
Writer • Frank Jacobs
1986
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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*stolen from instagram*
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 AM
HOYL FUCKING SHIT
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM