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I'll follow you back after you like a post!
https://giphy.com/channel/brettbutlerisok
Just the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hqk5ndycoqsvcrrddnai2nda/feed/aaaeab5oaexoa
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November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Contrary to rumors, Booger's winning belch was not the sound of camel mating. It's the sound of just one camel to enhance a human burp. That human was a studio craftsman, Bill Livengood.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Contrary to rumors, Booger's winning belch was not the sound of camel mating. It's the sound of just one camel to enhance a human burp. That human was a studio craftsman, Bill Livengood.
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The transition into my life completely falling apart spiritually, medically, and mentally won't be obvious, but there will be signs.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The transition into my life completely falling apart spiritually, medically, and mentally won't be obvious, but there will be signs.
🎶 Slime on the letters, it's falling from the sky 🎶
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Support the Post Office sticker. Do you know why it's called snail mail? Because slug were getting far too much slime on the letters.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
🎶 Slime on the letters, it's falling from the sky 🎶
Ranch and blue cheese dressing mixed together is the magic sauce
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ranch and blue cheese dressing mixed together is the magic sauce
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“Major Tom, wtf are you doing here?”
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Major Tom, wtf are you doing here?”
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Sounds about right.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sounds about right.
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Me thinking about the empty speech bubble
a man with a beard and a white tank top is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard and a white tank top is making a funny face .
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November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Me thinking about the empty speech bubble
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big shoutout to the bluesky mod squad for placing 99% of every reply to chuck schumer here:
Way to fucking suck, y'all!
Way to fucking suck, y'all!
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
big shoutout to the bluesky mod squad for placing 99% of every reply to chuck schumer here:
Way to fucking suck, y'all!
Way to fucking suck, y'all!
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have you ever run away from home, been kicked out, been broke, sad, wanted to get out? Ghislaine Maxwell befriended these girls specifically for Epstein to traffic, those that were hurt and needed a friend. or some money. getting whored out is what they got.
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
have you ever run away from home, been kicked out, been broke, sad, wanted to get out? Ghislaine Maxwell befriended these girls specifically for Epstein to traffic, those that were hurt and needed a friend. or some money. getting whored out is what they got.
How much would you pay for this real leather couch? No holes, just wear. Never been peed on. No odor.
No alt text it's a couch
No alt text it's a couch
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How much would you pay for this real leather couch? No holes, just wear. Never been peed on. No odor.
No alt text it's a couch
No alt text it's a couch
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Beano #1089, June 1, 1963
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Beano #1089, June 1, 1963
Everyone should pin this list, it's a great way to use Bluesky. A gift from the Elvis guy 🎶haaaaaeeey🎶
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Everyone should pin this list, it's a great way to use Bluesky. A gift from the Elvis guy 🎶haaaaaeeey🎶
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Mr. Pibb and white wine tastes like flat Dr. Pepper
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mr. Pibb and white wine tastes like flat Dr. Pepper
Nothing like searching "You Can't Do That On Television" and "Christine McGlade" all day. 🤭
you name search elvis all day lil bro you have mental illness
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Nothing like searching "You Can't Do That On Television" and "Christine McGlade" all day. 🤭
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