Yasmeena (inactive)
@yasmeena1995.bsky.social
Hiker. Sober. Naija. 29.
@immaterializing on twitter/X
@immaterializing on twitter/X
Pinned
So apparently I have to get my stress under control and whatever management I thought I was doing was dishonest in the same way over eaters under count calories.
Context: my iritis (eye-inflammation) returned.
Buddhism it is.
Context: my iritis (eye-inflammation) returned.
Buddhism it is.
I did not know that was Rumi on the stage aggressively hugging Beyoncé’ while Blue was in the back. Now that I do know… why was Blue giving her that ultra stank face….
May 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I did not know that was Rumi on the stage aggressively hugging Beyoncé’ while Blue was in the back. Now that I do know… why was Blue giving her that ultra stank face….
It’s Mother’s Day?
Oh come the fuck on niggas.
I mean come on.
With the advent of roadside assistance it's not out of the realm of possibility that niggas do not possess jumper cables or change tires. Which isn't the same as not knowing how to use em.
Cut it out. 😂😂😂
I mean come on.
With the advent of roadside assistance it's not out of the realm of possibility that niggas do not possess jumper cables or change tires. Which isn't the same as not knowing how to use em.
Cut it out. 😂😂😂
May 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s Mother’s Day?
Does the function now work? Lol. Was one of the reasons I left for a minute.
May 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Does the function now work? Lol. Was one of the reasons I left for a minute.
Turns out this sht was a world wide bust. Saw monkey man together, movie was campy. He confesses that night that we can be friends but the age gap is too big for anything more (apparently he’s 55). Tried the friends route and he just left me on read.
Another day another what? Exactly.
Another day another what? Exactly.
I’ve been pooting and nutting. Nutting and pooting. Thinking of hiking Bae. Guysssssss
May 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Turns out this sht was a world wide bust. Saw monkey man together, movie was campy. He confesses that night that we can be friends but the age gap is too big for anything more (apparently he’s 55). Tried the friends route and he just left me on read.
Another day another what? Exactly.
Another day another what? Exactly.
Yeah. I’ll keep the wide/flat with AA bewbs.
"I wish my butt was big" baby girl no you DON'T 😭
Imagine having to nearly give up on wearing jeans bc they STILL dont make em for small wais + big butts combo, the "gap"; having to keep pulling your dress/skirt down, can't fit in some seats, have to wear the size T (tall) in outfits, etc....
Imagine having to nearly give up on wearing jeans bc they STILL dont make em for small wais + big butts combo, the "gap"; having to keep pulling your dress/skirt down, can't fit in some seats, have to wear the size T (tall) in outfits, etc....
May 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Yeah. I’ll keep the wide/flat with AA bewbs.
We’re back. But only for a minute. Updates:
— taking a hiking break
— I cut my hair
— I’m over staff-side of BigLaw
— my next degree will involve science, due to my growing interest and found therapeutic value in genes and fungi
— I’m trying mushroom tea; pic and current rankings below.
— taking a hiking break
— I cut my hair
— I’m over staff-side of BigLaw
— my next degree will involve science, due to my growing interest and found therapeutic value in genes and fungi
— I’m trying mushroom tea; pic and current rankings below.
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We’re back. But only for a minute. Updates:
— taking a hiking break
— I cut my hair
— I’m over staff-side of BigLaw
— my next degree will involve science, due to my growing interest and found therapeutic value in genes and fungi
— I’m trying mushroom tea; pic and current rankings below.
— taking a hiking break
— I cut my hair
— I’m over staff-side of BigLaw
— my next degree will involve science, due to my growing interest and found therapeutic value in genes and fungi
— I’m trying mushroom tea; pic and current rankings below.
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Good morning, you on the wrong app for this. If you want to be a dumbass I suggest you go down that hall to Threads.net
HOWEVER, if you just want to be a piece of shit then you need to go pass the Threads office, make a right and the 2nd door on your left is X.com
HOWEVER, if you just want to be a piece of shit then you need to go pass the Threads office, make a right and the 2nd door on your left is X.com
February 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Good morning, you on the wrong app for this. If you want to be a dumbass I suggest you go down that hall to Threads.net
HOWEVER, if you just want to be a piece of shit then you need to go pass the Threads office, make a right and the 2nd door on your left is X.com
HOWEVER, if you just want to be a piece of shit then you need to go pass the Threads office, make a right and the 2nd door on your left is X.com
It left?
Halina Reijn’s ‘BABYGIRL’ is back in theaters on Valentine’s Day.
Starring Nicole Kidman and Harris Dickinson.
Starring Nicole Kidman and Harris Dickinson.
February 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It left?
“What fresh hell” is so cringe. Please stop. Omg.
February 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“What fresh hell” is so cringe. Please stop. Omg.
Where did the phrase “fresh hell” come from
Good morning BlueSky friends! What fresh Hell awaits us today?!?
February 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Where did the phrase “fresh hell” come from
My farts stinkkkkk. Straight BEANS lol. Can’t stop sniffing though 🫣🫣🫣🫣
February 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
My farts stinkkkkk. Straight BEANS lol. Can’t stop sniffing though 🫣🫣🫣🫣
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The economy is about to fall harder than Jason Derulo at the Met Gala.
February 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The economy is about to fall harder than Jason Derulo at the Met Gala.
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You're not a Twitter "refugee" stop saying that and get a life
February 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You're not a Twitter "refugee" stop saying that and get a life
I’ve been pooting and nutting. Nutting and pooting. Thinking of hiking Bae. Guysssssss
February 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I’ve been pooting and nutting. Nutting and pooting. Thinking of hiking Bae. Guysssssss
Millennial smug
i have said it before and i will say it again:
there is a Roku channel with all six seasons of the Dick Van Dyke Show on an infinite loop and you should avail yourself as a palate cleanser from < gestures wildly > at any time
there is a Roku channel with all six seasons of the Dick Van Dyke Show on an infinite loop and you should avail yourself as a palate cleanser from < gestures wildly > at any time
February 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Millennial smug
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Might as well get my commissary ready cus imma be gone for a good half a century or more
a man in an orange shirt is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` locked up '' .
ALT: a man in an orange shirt is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` locked up '' .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Might as well get my commissary ready cus imma be gone for a good half a century or more
4. Who tryna be my valentine 👀👀
February 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
4. Who tryna be my valentine 👀👀
Girl…
Luigi Mangione has accepted almost $300,000 in donations from supporters who want to pay for his legal fees.
February 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Girl…
Underdiscussed
btw also underdiscussed is that Kanye West just decided to buy a Super Bowl commercial while in the middle of a severe mental episode, recorded that commercial on his phone in a dentist's chair, and that commercial was for a shirt that literally just had a swastika on it
February 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Underdiscussed
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Reading reviews from people who didn’t like The Substance saying that it should have been “feminist” look if you can’t figure out what’s happening in a movie it’s ok to ask for help
February 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reading reviews from people who didn’t like The Substance saying that it should have been “feminist” look if you can’t figure out what’s happening in a movie it’s ok to ask for help
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I am “picked up the large bag of dog food yesterday so now I can’t move” old.
February 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I am “picked up the large bag of dog food yesterday so now I can’t move” old.
Do y’all sleep with dentist-provided/tailored night guards, and if so how long does it take for the tightness to wear off and no longer result in mild/temporary teeth soreness in the morning?
Doc said the guard will loosen up; I’m asking out of concern for bite change.
Please answer. Gracias.
Doc said the guard will loosen up; I’m asking out of concern for bite change.
Please answer. Gracias.
February 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Do y’all sleep with dentist-provided/tailored night guards, and if so how long does it take for the tightness to wear off and no longer result in mild/temporary teeth soreness in the morning?
Doc said the guard will loosen up; I’m asking out of concern for bite change.
Please answer. Gracias.
Doc said the guard will loosen up; I’m asking out of concern for bite change.
Please answer. Gracias.
Girl…
February 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Girl…