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no courtesy favs here either
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drinking the little plate of olive oil and vinegar like an aperitif
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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'netflix is acquiring warner bros' sorry but it is a generational injustice that the executives of Netflix can afford to buy bread to feed themselves
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
what the fuck are you talking about dude. no it doesn’t
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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this is how i tell people to shut up
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Very carefully
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:

HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
not the first time ben smith has put his foot in his mouth by engaging a much smarter interlocutor about the relationship between his sponsors and his newsroom. in 2015 he invited @jktrotter.bsky.social to discuss why buzzfeed had deleted posts critical of pepsi web.archive.org/web/20160114...
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Bombardier beetles at home
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Sent from Mr iPad
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
On their 2025 collaboration “Extended Field,” Horse Lords may be chopped, but Arnold Dreyblatt is unc.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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This quote below is from Tom Murton, who was hired in the 1960s to reform Arkansas' worst prison. The governor fired him less than a year later after he started excavating unmarked graves of murdered inmates and inviting national media to write about it. Ended up running a duck farm.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Me thanks you protest a little too much. Micropenis?
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the nuzzi/lizza thing is reality tv for people who don’t own tvs and that’s fine. it’s ok to have a little secret lives of mormon wives as a treat.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
please welcome new openai board member jared from subway
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Last night a D.J. borked my wife
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
CHAIRMAN KAGA: secret ingredient frozen burritos!
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM