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Screaming Guy Rolling Down Hill In Wheelchair Hopefully Part Of Olympics
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Screaming Guy Rolling Down Hill In Wheelchair Hopefully Part Of Olympics
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i saw JACK AND JILL (2011) at the second run theater and then the next weekend saw ONE FOR THE MONEY (2012) at a regular theater. frankly a miracle that i still go to movies
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
i saw JACK AND JILL (2011) at the second run theater and then the next weekend saw ONE FOR THE MONEY (2012) at a regular theater. frankly a miracle that i still go to movies
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well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
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When you’re in a Sweet and sour sauce will be poured on before serving contest and your challenger looks like this
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
When you’re in a Sweet and sour sauce will be poured on before serving contest and your challenger looks like this
Me And Giuliani Down By The Schoolyard
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Me And Giuliani Down By The Schoolyard
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What a shoutout to Highland Park’s own Villa’s Tacos! An outpouring of love, unity and what it truly means to be American 💙
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
What a shoutout to Highland Park’s own Villa’s Tacos! An outpouring of love, unity and what it truly means to be American 💙
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Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
[solemnly] looks like shit!
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
[solemnly] looks like shit!
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This document is one of the great political failures of our time. It must be immediately denounced by all people of good will. And it will be a major scandal if any "civil rights" organization gives cover to this capitulation to fascism.
SENATE AND HOUSE DEMOCRATS ARE UNITED ON REINING IN THE ABUSES OF ICE
Americans have watched in horror as ICE has terrorized communities across the country
Federal agents can’t continue to cause chaos in our cities while more Americans are killed
We must rein in ICE
Here’s what we're demanding:
Americans have watched in horror as ICE has terrorized communities across the country
Federal agents can’t continue to cause chaos in our cities while more Americans are killed
We must rein in ICE
Here’s what we're demanding:
February 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
This document is one of the great political failures of our time. It must be immediately denounced by all people of good will. And it will be a major scandal if any "civil rights" organization gives cover to this capitulation to fascism.
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"32 live performances of Sonic Youth’s 'The Diamond Sea' plunderphoniclly orchestrated by John Oswald (of Grateful Dead 'Grayfolded' fame) – providing two distinctly new experiences of the classic track from Washing Machine."
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"32 live performances of Sonic Youth’s 'The Diamond Sea' plunderphoniclly orchestrated by John Oswald (of Grateful Dead 'Grayfolded' fame) – providing two distinctly new experiences of the classic track from Washing Machine."
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it was the best of gables, it was the worst of gables. there were also five other gables.
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
it was the best of gables, it was the worst of gables. there were also five other gables.
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transphobic nardwuar: we're nardwuar! we can always tell.
February 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
transphobic nardwuar: we're nardwuar! we can always tell.
all power to the kids of lausd
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
all power to the kids of lausd
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I was also at this festival and specific set and can confirm. My very 1998 photo of same:
February 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I was also at this festival and specific set and can confirm. My very 1998 photo of same:
target isn’t a public thoroughfare so i am not sure what the crime is
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
target isn’t a public thoroughfare so i am not sure what the crime is
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ME: Hey Chief! Check this out! (balancing a pen on my nose)
POLICE CHIEF: That’s wonderful, Detective. Where are we at on the Amelia Earhart case?
ME: We found her but shes straight now
POLICE CHIEF: That’s wonderful, Detective. Where are we at on the Amelia Earhart case?
ME: We found her but shes straight now
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ME: Hey Chief! Check this out! (balancing a pen on my nose)
POLICE CHIEF: That’s wonderful, Detective. Where are we at on the Amelia Earhart case?
ME: We found her but shes straight now
POLICE CHIEF: That’s wonderful, Detective. Where are we at on the Amelia Earhart case?
ME: We found her but shes straight now
the shams tweets where he got scooped by a rival are arguably my favorite ones
The Los Angeles Clippers and 11-time All-Star James Harden are working through whether the sides can find a deal by Thursday's NBA trade deadline, sources tell ESPN. Both sides are aligned in conversations together and with interested teams.
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
the shams tweets where he got scooped by a rival are arguably my favorite ones
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Can I afford to buy a new bottle of tom ford noir before a bill autopay hits?
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Can I afford to buy a new bottle of tom ford noir before a bill autopay hits?
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
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Chotiner: I'm going to eat you...
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Chotiner: I'm going to eat you...
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
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just a second governor, i’m hearing the masters tools have issued a statement
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
just a second governor, i’m hearing the masters tools have issued a statement
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Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/