Xopher Besinger
@xopherbesinger.bsky.social
Maybe I will reveal my secret tumblr
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I wrote a poetry chapbook & my plan was to self-publish a little run but the idea of any kind of self-promo/commerce fills me with despair. So I just made a pdf copy if you would a copy message me here or get a hold of me somehow
MONDAY all gas / no breaks
Keep Hanging On
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
MONDAY all gas / no breaks
One thing about social media culture/our current world, we spend way too much time thinking & worrying about stuff that as my mom would say is "none of our beeswax"
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One thing about social media culture/our current world, we spend way too much time thinking & worrying about stuff that as my mom would say is "none of our beeswax"
I'd like to report a murder
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'd like to report a murder
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I very gently rewrote the announcement of the title change my boss wrote and she asked if I used AI to write it
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I very gently rewrote the announcement of the title change my boss wrote and she asked if I used AI to write it
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CITY TO TRUMP: DROP DEAD
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
CITY TO TRUMP: DROP DEAD
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
For my fellow Iain Sinclair fanatics(?) an excellent 50th anniversary Lud Heat walk by John Rogers
Secret History of London's East End (4K)
YouTube video by John Rogers
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
For my fellow Iain Sinclair fanatics(?) an excellent 50th anniversary Lud Heat walk by John Rogers
I have worked at my current job for 18 yrs, as of (well technically Saturday) today I now have SENIOR in my title which has only taken 4 yrs to get
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have worked at my current job for 18 yrs, as of (well technically Saturday) today I now have SENIOR in my title which has only taken 4 yrs to get
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BLURT IS NO SQUIRT! Meltzer and Ted Milton, Village Voice… been wanting to see this for quite some time.
February 6, 2024 at 1:32 AM
BLURT IS NO SQUIRT! Meltzer and Ted Milton, Village Voice… been wanting to see this for quite some time.
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are you telling me a Pabst blew this ribbon
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
are you telling me a Pabst blew this ribbon
All day long I get requests from my brokers to clarify an import invoice, part numbers are wrong or the description doesn't make sense or the HTS code is incorrect, etc all day probably a dozen or so a day
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
All day long I get requests from my brokers to clarify an import invoice, part numbers are wrong or the description doesn't make sense or the HTS code is incorrect, etc all day probably a dozen or so a day
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The British spelling of diarrhoea is so much grosser than the already stupidly spelled American diarrhea. Get that "o" out of there man.
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The British spelling of diarrhoea is so much grosser than the already stupidly spelled American diarrhea. Get that "o" out of there man.
Put Brosmer in
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Put Brosmer in
New Natural Information Society LP out soon, more compact & explicitly dubby then recent albums but still very much the best band currently operating
Perseverance Flow, by Natural Information Society
3 track album
eremiterecords.bandcamp.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
New Natural Information Society LP out soon, more compact & explicitly dubby then recent albums but still very much the best band currently operating
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"It was like getting my pussy ate by stereo playing 'metal machine music'"
look for it in your local bookstore's "nobody asked for this" section
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"It was like getting my pussy ate by stereo playing 'metal machine music'"
Yr bog-standard 8-6-2 double play
October 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Yr bog-standard 8-6-2 double play
Porn spam bots with the mentat mantra in the bio
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Porn spam bots with the mentat mantra in the bio
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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I took this picture of Olga and László in London in 2018. Congrats to Krasznahorkai and his translators, including George Szirtes and @ottiliemulzet.bsky.social, and long live a Central Europe free of dictators (foreign and domestic) and full of magnificent minds like these!
October 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I took this picture of Olga and László in London in 2018. Congrats to Krasznahorkai and his translators, including George Szirtes and @ottiliemulzet.bsky.social, and long live a Central Europe free of dictators (foreign and domestic) and full of magnificent minds like these!
"Hey I haven't actually been doing my job for a few months is that going to be an issue? :)!"
Attempting to type a calm and measured response to an email when the actual correct answer is "are you fucking kidding me?"
October 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Hey I haven't actually been doing my job for a few months is that going to be an issue? :)!"
Attempting to type a calm and measured response to an email when the actual correct answer is "are you fucking kidding me?"
October 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Attempting to type a calm and measured response to an email when the actual correct answer is "are you fucking kidding me?"
Arguing with pedants on reddit about Samuel Beckett is like the plot to a Samuel Beckett novel "Xopher Dies"
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Arguing with pedants on reddit about Samuel Beckett is like the plot to a Samuel Beckett novel "Xopher Dies"
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Good morning! You feel like you’re going crazy because their attempts to bludgeon you into submission with weaponized unreality aren’t working on you.
Keep it up. You’re doing great.
Keep it up. You’re doing great.
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Good morning! You feel like you’re going crazy because their attempts to bludgeon you into submission with weaponized unreality aren’t working on you.
Keep it up. You’re doing great.
Keep it up. You’re doing great.