wookietv
@wookietv.bsky.social
IT nerd, native plant grower (7a/59g Long Island Sound Coastal Lowland), bird watcher.
That's a real pic of my stupid cat. I have another cat but he doesn't make stupid faces worthy of a profile pic.
That's a real pic of my stupid cat. I have another cat but he doesn't make stupid faces worthy of a profile pic.
I just caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror and said out loud "I look like an adult today"
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I just caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror and said out loud "I look like an adult today"
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
I've seen this movie before
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I've seen this movie before
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Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
"I think we can all agree this kind of thing is why realism in art has always been a mistake.”
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
If I weren't married, this would be my dating app profile
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If I weren't married, this would be my dating app profile
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Oh thank God they're invading us and we'll be saved
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oh thank God they're invading us and we'll be saved
Now you can't even say Happy Holidays anymore.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Now you can't even say Happy Holidays anymore.
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paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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Lmao being the transpo secretary and saying this is wild shit I love it
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Lmao being the transpo secretary and saying this is wild shit I love it
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
I can't believe it's November and I still have bees on my blue wood aster and a purple coneflower blooming here in Connecticut. #nativeplants
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I can't believe it's November and I still have bees on my blue wood aster and a purple coneflower blooming here in Connecticut. #nativeplants
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
I couldn't remember his name, but I didn't think it was going to be that easy.
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I couldn't remember his name, but I didn't think it was going to be that easy.
When someone has the gall to have a health emergency and ruins your photo moment.
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When someone has the gall to have a health emergency and ruins your photo moment.
There are not many people I wish to be gone, but god damn he's up there.
This is nothing compared to horrific crimes against of humanity, but it just shows the sheer lack of humanity.
Just a real fucking waste of air.
This is nothing compared to horrific crimes against of humanity, but it just shows the sheer lack of humanity.
Just a real fucking waste of air.
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There are not many people I wish to be gone, but god damn he's up there.
This is nothing compared to horrific crimes against of humanity, but it just shows the sheer lack of humanity.
Just a real fucking waste of air.
This is nothing compared to horrific crimes against of humanity, but it just shows the sheer lack of humanity.
Just a real fucking waste of air.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
Reporter: Speaker Johnson, what are your thoughts on last night's election results around the country?
Johnson: I don't know anything about that, I haven't seen, heard, or read anything about anything. Ever. You might be making it up. I will never know. I don't have a TV and I'm not allowed online
Johnson: I don't know anything about that, I haven't seen, heard, or read anything about anything. Ever. You might be making it up. I will never know. I don't have a TV and I'm not allowed online
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Reporter: Speaker Johnson, what are your thoughts on last night's election results around the country?
Johnson: I don't know anything about that, I haven't seen, heard, or read anything about anything. Ever. You might be making it up. I will never know. I don't have a TV and I'm not allowed online
Johnson: I don't know anything about that, I haven't seen, heard, or read anything about anything. Ever. You might be making it up. I will never know. I don't have a TV and I'm not allowed online