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Sarcastic cat owner. I also have children. And dogs.
Never good. Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Piss them off enough and they will replace you.
At least he's not arguing with a cat😉
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Never argue with a corgi. You can’t win and it just annoys the corgi.
My husband is currently losing an argument with a corgi.
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Also in here: DHS responded to the faith-led protest yesterday, calling participants “violent rioters” and “imbecilic morons” who need to “get a job.”

Asked about the statement, one UMC pastor who participated in the protest told me: "This is our job." religionnews.com/2025/11/15/a...
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So how much Trump coin do the drug cartels need to purchase in order for Trump to stop blowing up their boats?
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
While he doesn’t believe in elections, Emperor Palpatine has just endorsed Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in you resume.

Me: Do you have code-word clearance for project Avenging Orion?

Interviewer:No

Me: Then no I cannot. Let’s say that I was on an extended vacation with out of town friends who shall remain nameless according to the terms of my NDA
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume.

Me: The hydrochloric got a little out of hand.
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume.

Me: Are you familiar with time dilation?
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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The problem is figuring out exactly how he's going to catastrophically fuck up, because he is extremely random and inventive in this regard.

In this case, it had less to do with him than with the GOP House Conference's instability and poor cohesion. He'd have had to put his foot down to fix this.
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hell’s Kitchen Devil must be on the prowl tonight.
@nypdnews.bsky.social hello. Why has an NYPD chopper been circling the same few blocks of Hell’s Kitchen for almost an hour?
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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R's are starting to see it....
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Big Trouble in Little China
Without saying The Thing, fav Kurt Russel Film?
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@cnn.com I will never pay for FEWER ADS! You get money from my cable, you get money from ads, and your website is covered with outside click bait links. You will never get another dime from me for a proxy that is barely worth my attention.
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
At least my guys fuckup on an epic scale unlike your run-of-the-mill fuckups.

I love Jackson Lamb.
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Our public money to support research at our universities is mandated by our Congress.

It is not the personal slush fund of the president, to withhold at will or dole out as largesse, rewarding those who please him.

Those who seek reform of universities can use laws, not arbitrary extortion.
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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"If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter." -- Justice Kavanaugh
“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
October 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Trump is from the Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler school of negotiation
Also the threat here is so fucking hilarious. Like it is bad for the Feds affected, obviously, but as a threat to democrats, it’s like the administration saying “if you don’t give me more money I’m gonna cut my own dick off.”
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I’m tired of being divided into teams.

Do you have an elderly grandparent who needs care? So do I.

Do you struggle to afford the high price of everything? So do I.

Do you know what it means to carry the weight of medical debt? So do I.

You’re on my team — and I’m on yours.
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops.

I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops.

I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.
September 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When Trump dies and his body is lying in state, will average Americans be able to piss on his coffin or is that a privilege reserved for sitting senators?
August 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy’s to the title

Tim Clancy’s Catcher in the Rye
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title

Tom Clancy's The Hobbit
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title

Tom Clancy's The Feminine Mystique
August 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Pull baby’s ripcord. When on the ground slap parents. Ask what the hell were they thinking letting a baby skydive.
August 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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This captain in the National Guard has an urgent warning for National Guardsmen who are being deployed and used as Gestapo pawns in the authoritarian dictator-wannabe's fascist power grab. 😳👇
August 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Very glad that I’m no longer enlisted! I can only hope those that are will listen to this guy!
This captain in the National Guard has an urgent warning for National Guardsmen who are being deployed and used as Gestapo pawns in the authoritarian dictator-wannabe's fascist power grab. 😳👇
August 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Cthulhu's ABCs: A Heavy Metal Muppet Parody Song about the Alphabet
YouTube video by The Cultists
youtu.be
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I am a bit of a broken record on this, but are local DAs going to let this continue indefinitely? The ICE agents didn't have any kind of warrant, didn't identify themselves, and then recklessly started firing. Let them argue federal immunity.
A man understandably refused to hand over his ID or get out of the car for a bunch of masked thugs who refused to identify themselves.

And when he drove away, they opened fire on him.

This isn’t how you do any sort of enforcement when your goal is to uphold the law. This is gangsterism.
Immigration officers open fire during vehicle stop in San Bernardino
August 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump is our Zaphad Beeblebrox, except he doesn’t drink, didn’t serve his time for fraud, is not witty nor particularly well liked. I do however think his head is hiding a second head.
August 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM