Chris Wolfe
@woffles.bsky.social
Seattle area Pokémon VGC competitor, avid fantasy novel reader, and wrestling fan.
Trans rights are human rights.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him
Trans rights are human rights.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him
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Chris Wolfe
@woffles.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Maybe not "revolutionary" but in the coming years I will do my best to try and be a source of positivity in what I do. Whether that's my daily life, Pokémon events, wrestling events, or anything else. Life is going to be hard enough, I'll try and make it better in at least some small way when I can.
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The thing about Donald Trump supposedly giving Bill Clinton a blowjob is that Donald Trump is a child rapist, so I don't give a shit how many middle-aged dudes he sucked.
Trump also allegedly taped his first wife, who died under mysterious circumstances - kinda like Trump's child-raping friend.
Trump also allegedly taped his first wife, who died under mysterious circumstances - kinda like Trump's child-raping friend.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The thing about Donald Trump supposedly giving Bill Clinton a blowjob is that Donald Trump is a child rapist, so I don't give a shit how many middle-aged dudes he sucked.
Trump also allegedly taped his first wife, who died under mysterious circumstances - kinda like Trump's child-raping friend.
Trump also allegedly taped his first wife, who died under mysterious circumstances - kinda like Trump's child-raping friend.
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Funniest thing about the Donald sucking off Bubba thing is that it undoubtly would destroy MAGA in its totality since they care way more about being gay than they do raping children
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Funniest thing about the Donald sucking off Bubba thing is that it undoubtly would destroy MAGA in its totality since they care way more about being gay than they do raping children
Literally criminal that Expedition 33 didn't get a Grammy nomination. No hyperbole, someone should see the inside of a jail cell.
Okay maybe some hyperbole, maybe.
Okay maybe some hyperbole, maybe.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Literally criminal that Expedition 33 didn't get a Grammy nomination. No hyperbole, someone should see the inside of a jail cell.
Okay maybe some hyperbole, maybe.
Okay maybe some hyperbole, maybe.
The church and I don't get along but I love seeing those involved sticking up for those who need it. You all are doing good work.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The church and I don't get along but I love seeing those involved sticking up for those who need it. You all are doing good work.
I'm avoiding watching anything on Metroid Prime 4 but slightly worried about hearing it has chatty companions in it. Prime 1 is a classic and 2 is an underrated masterpiece imo. 3 had less isolation and it's part of why I'm not as big on it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm avoiding watching anything on Metroid Prime 4 but slightly worried about hearing it has chatty companions in it. Prime 1 is a classic and 2 is an underrated masterpiece imo. 3 had less isolation and it's part of why I'm not as big on it.
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Reminder that former Starbucks CEO, Howard Schultz, is largely responsible for the Seattle SuperSonics relocating to Oklahoma City. If union busting isn’t enough for you, let spite fuel you into buying your coffee somewhere else!
The union is asking that you not patronize any Starbucks, even ones that aren't unionized, for the duration! Time to find your new favoriteocal coffee shop. To donate to their strike fund: sbworkersunited.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reminder that former Starbucks CEO, Howard Schultz, is largely responsible for the Seattle SuperSonics relocating to Oklahoma City. If union busting isn’t enough for you, let spite fuel you into buying your coffee somewhere else!
Okay, Trek nerds, post a picture from your first #StarTrek movie.
Is it my favorite? No, that's the one I quoted. Is it hella entertaining and a certified banger? Hell yes.
Is it my favorite? No, that's the one I quoted. Is it hella entertaining and a certified banger? Hell yes.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Okay, Trek nerds, post a picture from your first #StarTrek movie.
Is it my favorite? No, that's the one I quoted. Is it hella entertaining and a certified banger? Hell yes.
Is it my favorite? No, that's the one I quoted. Is it hella entertaining and a certified banger? Hell yes.
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Don't make me tap the sign
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
My fiancée started her work week today so the soonest I can play more Expedition 33 is on Sunday, and then I have to wait 3 more days after that 😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My fiancée started her work week today so the soonest I can play more Expedition 33 is on Sunday, and then I have to wait 3 more days after that 😭
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Some of y'all really voted for a pedophile because he also happens to be a loud, dumb, racist.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Some of y'all really voted for a pedophile because he also happens to be a loud, dumb, racist.
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"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
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Vaxxed?
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Vaxxed?
I can't get Expedition 33 out of my brain. When I'm not playing it I'm thinking about the plot and what could get revealed. I also have the soundtrack playing on shuffle in my brain. I was so ready to say Silksong should be GotY but I don't think that's right. We'll see.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I can't get Expedition 33 out of my brain. When I'm not playing it I'm thinking about the plot and what could get revealed. I also have the soundtrack playing on shuffle in my brain. I was so ready to say Silksong should be GotY but I don't think that's right. We'll see.
I'm never planning on buying a new vehicle. When I eventually get a new phone I will buy it secondhand if I don't just get a dumbphone. I'm done with this ever-inflating cost of being current for the sake of being current. If y'all want me to buy new shit make it affordable.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'm never planning on buying a new vehicle. When I eventually get a new phone I will buy it secondhand if I don't just get a dumbphone. I'm done with this ever-inflating cost of being current for the sake of being current. If y'all want me to buy new shit make it affordable.
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Republicans agreeing to a vote on ACA subsidies at a later date:
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Republicans agreeing to a vote on ACA subsidies at a later date:
Whenever I'm in a bad mood or disillusioned with the state of the country I find myself drawn back to Persona 5. The feeling that armed with a name and a fucked up frame of reference you can fix a villain's heart and get them to undo the harm they've caused is something I wish for so bad
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Whenever I'm in a bad mood or disillusioned with the state of the country I find myself drawn back to Persona 5. The feeling that armed with a name and a fucked up frame of reference you can fix a villain's heart and get them to undo the harm they've caused is something I wish for so bad
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The most disgusting part of this pathetic display from jello-spine democrats is that a "deal" this weak could've been agreed to in under a week. So why even bother with the 40 days of pain? PRIMARY THEM NOW. CHUCK SCHUMER RESIGN.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The most disgusting part of this pathetic display from jello-spine democrats is that a "deal" this weak could've been agreed to in under a week. So why even bother with the 40 days of pain? PRIMARY THEM NOW. CHUCK SCHUMER RESIGN.
It's no longer anti-communism week everyone is required to be communist now.
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's no longer anti-communism week everyone is required to be communist now.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Gross, the illustrated edition of A Feast for Crows uses obvious AI artwork. Guess I'll stick to the first 3 books then. 🤮
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gross, the illustrated edition of A Feast for Crows uses obvious AI artwork. Guess I'll stick to the first 3 books then. 🤮
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The key thing about generative AI is that it is used by people who don't give a fuck about the output, and can't be fucked to learn.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The key thing about generative AI is that it is used by people who don't give a fuck about the output, and can't be fucked to learn.
Going to finish out my gaming this year with turn-based RPGs at this rate. Dragon Quest 1-3 HD2D, Expedition 33, Octopath 1 2 and 0, maybe Baldurs Gate 3 finally if I have time. I'm here for the turn-based renaissance
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Going to finish out my gaming this year with turn-based RPGs at this rate. Dragon Quest 1-3 HD2D, Expedition 33, Octopath 1 2 and 0, maybe Baldurs Gate 3 finally if I have time. I'm here for the turn-based renaissance
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time