Will (he/him)
@willmooreston.com
Writer. Seattle. Anti-AI since ‘84.
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
This is all Max Headroom’s fault.
February 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
This is all Max Headroom’s fault.
Imma just start muting most accounts that can’t be bothered to add alt text to their images. It’s not hard.
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Imma just start muting most accounts that can’t be bothered to add alt text to their images. It’s not hard.
Isn’t everything, though?
Hockey is better when it's girls.
February 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Isn’t everything, though?
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If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''
On this day in 1921, Congress reluctantly accepted a sculpture memorializing women’s 19th A victory. Congress relegated the memorial to the Capitol’s crypt & painted over the feminist inscription. The statue stayed entombed in the crypt for 76 years. The inscription is still not restored. #WeTheMen
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''
In the end times, the people with fishnets will eat.
a cartoon of spongebob standing next to a sign that says " doober x-ing "
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob standing next to a sign that says " doober x-ing ", while Patrick, in fishnet stockings, eats
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February 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
In the end times, the people with fishnets will eat.
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This Valentine's Day, why not snuggle up with a loved one and read my long damn post about "AI" and some of my current thoughts about where it's at, where it's going, and how much anyone should engage with it? Best Valentine's Day ever!
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10 Thoughts On “AI,” February 2026 Edition
Because it feels like a good time to do it, some current thoughts on “AI” and where it, we and I are about the thing, midway through February 2026. These are thoughts in no particular o…
whatever.scalzi.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
This Valentine's Day, why not snuggle up with a loved one and read my long damn post about "AI" and some of my current thoughts about where it's at, where it's going, and how much anyone should engage with it? Best Valentine's Day ever!
whatever.scalzi.com/2026/02/14/1...
whatever.scalzi.com/2026/02/14/1...
On my run I called out a merry “good morning!” whilst flashing painted nail devil horns at the bible stand people.
Just doing my part.
Just doing my part.
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
On my run I called out a merry “good morning!” whilst flashing painted nail devil horns at the bible stand people.
Just doing my part.
Just doing my part.
Writing joy: wrote a scene this morning in which character A repeats something B had said, but I don’t even know yet how they would have interacted, then in the car while blasting Supertheory of Supereverything I figured out their relationship and slapped the wheel repeatedly in my excitement.
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Writing joy: wrote a scene this morning in which character A repeats something B had said, but I don’t even know yet how they would have interacted, then in the car while blasting Supertheory of Supereverything I figured out their relationship and slapped the wheel repeatedly in my excitement.
Let’s rebrand “short man syndrome” as “tiny dog syndrome”
It loses the bullshit height-shaming but retains the annoying unearned entitlement
It loses the bullshit height-shaming but retains the annoying unearned entitlement
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Let’s rebrand “short man syndrome” as “tiny dog syndrome”
It loses the bullshit height-shaming but retains the annoying unearned entitlement
It loses the bullshit height-shaming but retains the annoying unearned entitlement
Well, at least there’s a new Gogol Bordello album out.
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Well, at least there’s a new Gogol Bordello album out.
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Okay gang
*youth pastor chair rotate, serious face*
We need to talk about IQ. i had my IQ tested when I was very young. It came out wicked high, because I am very good at maths and even better at pattern recognition.
IQ is eugenicist bullshit.
*youth pastor chair rotate, serious face*
We need to talk about IQ. i had my IQ tested when I was very young. It came out wicked high, because I am very good at maths and even better at pattern recognition.
IQ is eugenicist bullshit.
February 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Alt text or it didn’t happen.
February 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Alt text or it didn’t happen.
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Something I need the decent men & boys out there to know: when we witness insidious sexual assault & abuse of women go unpunished, minimized, & dismissed, it makes all of us less safe. We don’t just feel less safe, but we actually become more vulnerable to those who are embolden by all of this.
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Fuck(,) ICE, a poem
I go to the car, frost on the windows
Fuck(,) ICE!
I drive to the store on slippery roads
Fuck(,) ICE!
I forget one thing from the list
Fuck(,) ICE!
I drive home
Fuck(,) ICE!
Fuck ICE.
I go to the car, frost on the windows
Fuck(,) ICE!
I drive to the store on slippery roads
Fuck(,) ICE!
I forget one thing from the list
Fuck(,) ICE!
I drive home
Fuck(,) ICE!
Fuck ICE.
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Fuck(,) ICE, a poem
I go to the car, frost on the windows
Fuck(,) ICE!
I drive to the store on slippery roads
Fuck(,) ICE!
I forget one thing from the list
Fuck(,) ICE!
I drive home
Fuck(,) ICE!
Fuck ICE.
I go to the car, frost on the windows
Fuck(,) ICE!
I drive to the store on slippery roads
Fuck(,) ICE!
I forget one thing from the list
Fuck(,) ICE!
I drive home
Fuck(,) ICE!
Fuck ICE.
6yo having a very balanced breakfast “snack plate” of:
- dry Cocoa Puffs
- dry cocoa Krispies
- shredded Mexican cheese blend
- whipped cream cheese
- apple juice with whipped cream
- dry Cocoa Puffs
- dry cocoa Krispies
- shredded Mexican cheese blend
- whipped cream cheese
- apple juice with whipped cream
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
6yo having a very balanced breakfast “snack plate” of:
- dry Cocoa Puffs
- dry cocoa Krispies
- shredded Mexican cheese blend
- whipped cream cheese
- apple juice with whipped cream
- dry Cocoa Puffs
- dry cocoa Krispies
- shredded Mexican cheese blend
- whipped cream cheese
- apple juice with whipped cream
Two days of bad sleep + blood donation has me breathing HARD at the gym. Oofda.
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Two days of bad sleep + blood donation has me breathing HARD at the gym. Oofda.
Just realized the line “she cast that spell on me; boo bitch craft” could just as easily be “boob itch craft” and now I can’t decide if that means the spell is making his boobs itch or if it’s her own itchy boobs that are the source of her power.
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Just realized the line “she cast that spell on me; boo bitch craft” could just as easily be “boob itch craft” and now I can’t decide if that means the spell is making his boobs itch or if it’s her own itchy boobs that are the source of her power.
Saw the vamps today, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social . 4:33.
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Saw the vamps today, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social . 4:33.
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I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS ARE BECAUSE THE PERSON CONFESSES TO THE CRIME
JUST STFU
COPS ARE NOT SMART AND THEY DO NOT WORK HARD
A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS ARE BECAUSE THE PERSON CONFESSES TO THE CRIME
JUST STFU
COPS ARE NOT SMART AND THEY DO NOT WORK HARD
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS ARE BECAUSE THE PERSON CONFESSES TO THE CRIME
JUST STFU
COPS ARE NOT SMART AND THEY DO NOT WORK HARD
A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS ARE BECAUSE THE PERSON CONFESSES TO THE CRIME
JUST STFU
COPS ARE NOT SMART AND THEY DO NOT WORK HARD
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
His 13th point of the night! Ha!
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
His 13th point of the night! Ha!
Hell yeah
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Hell yeah
Oh no you don’t want to shorten shatner to… ohhh ok I get it. Nice.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Oh no you don’t want to shorten shatner to… ohhh ok I get it. Nice.
Well that was fucking awesome.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Well that was fucking awesome.
In case I keep posting reactions to the commercials while the amazing hawks crush the meh patriots, I should clarify that I only watch football, or really any pro sports, about once or twice a decade. Last time was 2014/15.
People can like what they like but I don’t want to misrep my affiliations
People can like what they like but I don’t want to misrep my affiliations
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
In case I keep posting reactions to the commercials while the amazing hawks crush the meh patriots, I should clarify that I only watch football, or really any pro sports, about once or twice a decade. Last time was 2014/15.
People can like what they like but I don’t want to misrep my affiliations
People can like what they like but I don’t want to misrep my affiliations