Will (he/him)
@willmooreston.com
Writer. Seattle. Anti-AI since ‘84.
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
Roasted a turkey for the first time ever. 12.72 pounds, and it was glorious.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Roasted a turkey for the first time ever. 12.72 pounds, and it was glorious.
Happy to report my hair grow-out process has achieve troll doll up-do length.
October 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy to report my hair grow-out process has achieve troll doll up-do length.
got to see @dragonforce.com and @powerwolfmetal.bsky.social last night and it was absolutely phenomenal.
October 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
got to see @dragonforce.com and @powerwolfmetal.bsky.social last night and it was absolutely phenomenal.
There’s surely more than one pic of me in a dress out there, but this one is my favorite
August 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There’s surely more than one pic of me in a dress out there, but this one is my favorite
This was it. “Justice”. S1ep8.
“Because it’s fun”. Heh.
“Because it’s fun”. Heh.
July 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This was it. “Justice”. S1ep8.
“Because it’s fun”. Heh.
“Because it’s fun”. Heh.
Here’s wishing you a day as full of optimism as the dog who rolls over for tummy rubs at the slightest hint of anyone approaching.
May 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Here’s wishing you a day as full of optimism as the dog who rolls over for tummy rubs at the slightest hint of anyone approaching.
Dropped a few pints today, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social . My veins received lots of compliments as usual.
May 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dropped a few pints today, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social . My veins received lots of compliments as usual.
Had a great time at the Mill Town half-marathon today. Hat tip to anonymous people I ran next to here and there, that I mentally nicknamed The Sisters, the celebrate-every-milers, Skorty Spice, and Old Man River.
April 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Had a great time at the Mill Town half-marathon today. Hat tip to anonymous people I ran next to here and there, that I mentally nicknamed The Sisters, the celebrate-every-milers, Skorty Spice, and Old Man River.
Yes today, Satan. Yes today.
April 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yes today, Satan. Yes today.
I’m pairing my pita pizza with tequila and regret nothing.
March 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m pairing my pita pizza with tequila and regret nothing.
Hey @littlestcabbage.bsky.social, I’m “bleeding my blood out for strangers….”
March 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hey @littlestcabbage.bsky.social, I’m “bleeding my blood out for strangers….”
Obligatory annual de-bearding post, with interstitial “Hetfield” and “adult film star” stages.
February 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Obligatory annual de-bearding post, with interstitial “Hetfield” and “adult film star” stages.
Scored a great little CD player (and a few CDs) at Goodwill the other day. I haven’t owned a CD or player in yeeeaaarrrrssss but am increasingly anxious of the digital techbros deleting stuff for funsies. 1/
February 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Scored a great little CD player (and a few CDs) at Goodwill the other day. I haven’t owned a CD or player in yeeeaaarrrrssss but am increasingly anxious of the digital techbros deleting stuff for funsies. 1/
5yo asked for a banana face on her waffle. Crushed it.
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
5yo asked for a banana face on her waffle. Crushed it.
Lil fucker bout to start some shit for sure.
February 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Lil fucker bout to start some shit for sure.
Me and my beard are pretty stoked for our first 10k of the year. Cold but gorgeous.
February 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me and my beard are pretty stoked for our first 10k of the year. Cold but gorgeous.
Ohhhh I just realized it should be pronounced “dodgy”
Duh.
Duh.
February 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ohhhh I just realized it should be pronounced “dodgy”
Duh.
Duh.
Just submitted “Where The River Goes” to #PBParty . Woo!
Good luck to all, and many thanks to @mindyalyseweiss.bsky.social and all the fine judges for the opportunity!
Good luck to all, and many thanks to @mindyalyseweiss.bsky.social and all the fine judges for the opportunity!
February 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Just submitted “Where The River Goes” to #PBParty . Woo!
Good luck to all, and many thanks to @mindyalyseweiss.bsky.social and all the fine judges for the opportunity!
Good luck to all, and many thanks to @mindyalyseweiss.bsky.social and all the fine judges for the opportunity!
Just got this beast from buy nothing. Strapping it to the roof reminded me that I still haven’t gotten around to learning how to tie proper knots. And then the hail started. But still made it home safe! Wooo!!
Now I can print out rejection letters and put them in a folder like a proper writer. Lol.
Now I can print out rejection letters and put them in a folder like a proper writer. Lol.
February 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just got this beast from buy nothing. Strapping it to the roof reminded me that I still haven’t gotten around to learning how to tie proper knots. And then the hail started. But still made it home safe! Wooo!!
Now I can print out rejection letters and put them in a folder like a proper writer. Lol.
Now I can print out rejection letters and put them in a folder like a proper writer. Lol.
Spotted some very cool #art on my #run this morning, while enjoying this new track from Avatarium. Serendipitous synchronicity. music.apple.com/us/album/unt...
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Spotted some very cool #art on my #run this morning, while enjoying this new track from Avatarium. Serendipitous synchronicity. music.apple.com/us/album/unt...