Will (he/him)
@willmooreston.com
Writer. Seattle. Anti-AI since ‘84.
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
Can’t wait for the 24 hour looped ASMR version to hit YouTube.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Can’t wait for the 24 hour looped ASMR version to hit YouTube.
Ohhhhhh. I thought for a sec you performed surgery on your own gastrointestinal tract. Ha.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ohhhhhh. I thought for a sec you performed surgery on your own gastrointestinal tract. Ha.
Mistress for Christmas, AC/DC
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mistress for Christmas, AC/DC
Jfc. Happy birthday, and may 41 find you celebrating a similar set changes but in a more positive direction!
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Jfc. Happy birthday, and may 41 find you celebrating a similar set changes but in a more positive direction!
Revolving doors would do a better job of keeping the heat inside. Far less air transfer.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Revolving doors would do a better job of keeping the heat inside. Far less air transfer.
Bald eagle or California Condor?
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bald eagle or California Condor?
Getting her fixed while in heat might cost extra, because of extra blood flow. At least that’s what I recall from a cat that showed up on my doorstep about (omg) 20+ years ago and immediately went into heat. And had fleas. And giardia. And needed daily lactulose dosages for life.
RIP Miss Judy.
RIP Miss Judy.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Getting her fixed while in heat might cost extra, because of extra blood flow. At least that’s what I recall from a cat that showed up on my doorstep about (omg) 20+ years ago and immediately went into heat. And had fleas. And giardia. And needed daily lactulose dosages for life.
RIP Miss Judy.
RIP Miss Judy.
“For an hour. While crying.”
Man I felt that in my bones.
Man I felt that in my bones.
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“For an hour. While crying.”
Man I felt that in my bones.
Man I felt that in my bones.
I dunno, I could see fuckface being a term of endearment… and now I’m blushing.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I dunno, I could see fuckface being a term of endearment… and now I’m blushing.
Does cursed mean awesome now? Because that was awesome.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Does cursed mean awesome now? Because that was awesome.
Hell yeah, especially the twitch.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hell yeah, especially the twitch.