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Will
@willattar.bsky.social
Partner at Sadfish
Motion Artist, Hobby woodworker, Organizer of the infamous Willy Wars, Pathfinder GM, part time Pirate and Nosferatu
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Updates Instagram account. Check it out for woodworking projects!

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“Barely” means that something is. Not that something is almost. Someone has to be legal to be barely legal. I wouldn’t eat a sandwich with barely any shit in it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I saw someone call George W Bush the Michael Scott of Presidents, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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You know the old saying: If you are not a Jar Jar fan at 25, you have no heart. If you are not a Jar Jar fan at 35, you have no brain.
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I need 20 more stories of Cordelia Cupp please. I know the show was cancelled but let’s make this happen anyway
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I need more Diedrich Bader as Batman
September 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ADHD is where I take an ice cream sandwich out of the freezer, notice a dirty bowl, put the sandwich down in the table while I put the bowl away, then clean the whole kitchen, then think to myself “I could go for an ice cream sandwich” and then look at the table and see one I took out 20 minutes ago
August 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Too many things have gone sideways. Time to put the tools away and call it a day! Sometimes it’s just better to take the L and try again the next day
July 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Man the last episode of The Bear is such a beautiful portrayal of riding through raw powerful emotions to then being able to listen and communicate. So much of the show was just that first part and at this point it’s amazing growth to see that second part come in.
July 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20
June 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Wow! Scientists engineered E. coli to convert plastic waste (PET) into pain medicine paracetamol (acetaminophen or Tylenol) in under 24 hours with up to 92% yield.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...

#medsky #pharmsky 🧪
Everyday painkiller made from plastic — by E. coli
Study highlights potential for sustainable synthesis of paracetamol.
www.nature.com
June 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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A 49 year old Canadian has died while in ICE custody.
June 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bombing a country then saying you’re not at war with them just their nuclear program… ok so then you’re terrorists? What other word works here particle.news/share/1ibZm
Trump Orders Airstrikes on Iran’s Nuclear Sites: Vance Clarifies U.S. Is Not at War With Iran
Vance said the strikes achieved substantial delays to Iran’s nuclear program without intent to pursue regime change.
particle.news
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
43% of white men are uncomfortable with compassion.
June 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A real Canadian experience is wanting to go to the states to vacation or see friends or family, but not being able to commit to it because…well you know… everything
June 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What are the tasks involved in readying a shuttle in Star Trek?
May 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m watching rugrats with my kid and I’m shocked by how well I remember these episodes. Brains are weeeeeird
May 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Session 0 for a campaign I’ve been wanted to run for a long time is finally this weekend. Pathfinder 2e homebrew story and semi homebrew setting. I’m equally excited and terrified! It’ll also be first time GM-ing Live since the pandemic
May 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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On this day last year, the Canadian Army rolled out some short-lived new branding and I did a high res version to clarify what was going on. 🫡
May 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Remove a letter, ruin a film.

Star Wars: A New Hoe
Remove a letter, ruin a film.

City Lickers
Remove a letter, ruin a film.

Casper the Friendly Host
May 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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COMMISSION SALE!
Due to a drunk driver totaling our parked car last night, I'm having an emergency commission sale to help cover the cost of a new car.

7"x10". Watercolor on paper.
Two-color: $100
Full color: $150

DM or email to get started!
April 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Trump: ‘The Only Gun Guy To Stop Bad Gun With Good Guy’
April 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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This timeline, man. It seems like the best news we get is when bad people get terrible news.

But I'll take it. 4channers getting doxxed is just Newtonian karma.
4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.
April 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
3AM and I’m wide awake. If I had a job I’d be worried about the morning. Instead, I can drive my kid to daycare and just nap. Silver linings
April 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM