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Holy shit this dude has got it
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Holy shit this dude has got it
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Hey we've all been there
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hey we've all been there
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This girl is hitting that RONALD PIPE awfully hard (1981)
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This girl is hitting that RONALD PIPE awfully hard (1981)
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
Using the R word is unforgivable. You are saying that people with intellectual disabilities are subhuman and you should get shunned for it
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Using the R word is unforgivable. You are saying that people with intellectual disabilities are subhuman and you should get shunned for it
These emails...
He's a molester.. HE'S A CHILD MOLESTER
YouTube video by jolietv
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
These emails...
"pedophile" sounds pretty bad but honestly, we should use far more odious terms. For instance: "the president of the United States is a child molester" sounds more viscerally evil, imo
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"pedophile" sounds pretty bad but honestly, we should use far more odious terms. For instance: "the president of the United States is a child molester" sounds more viscerally evil, imo
continuity is nerd shit
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
continuity is nerd shit
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"JAMES BOND" IS NOT A CODENAME. HE ALREADY HAS A CODENAME. IT IS 007. RESIST THE URGE TO CANONISE STUFF. CANONISATION IS THE MIND KILLER. CANONISATION IS AMERICAN
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"JAMES BOND" IS NOT A CODENAME. HE ALREADY HAS A CODENAME. IT IS 007. RESIST THE URGE TO CANONISE STUFF. CANONISATION IS THE MIND KILLER. CANONISATION IS AMERICAN
I would like to report a homicide
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I would like to report a homicide
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Trump take linguini
putting the rest of my life on hold to build a bunker and stockpile orecchiette
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trump take linguini
What a fuckin moron
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What a fuckin moron
Everybody's always singing the praises of Toshiro Mifune (rightly so), but let's get some love going for Takashi Shimura. One of the truly great "That Guy" actors of all time. Ikiru, Rashomon, Seven Samurai, High and Low, Godzilla, Yojimbo, The Hidden Fortress, on and on the list goes.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Everybody's always singing the praises of Toshiro Mifune (rightly so), but let's get some love going for Takashi Shimura. One of the truly great "That Guy" actors of all time. Ikiru, Rashomon, Seven Samurai, High and Low, Godzilla, Yojimbo, The Hidden Fortress, on and on the list goes.
Hold Chuck down and make him eat dirt and bugs and stuff
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Hold Chuck down and make him eat dirt and bugs and stuff
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this came to me in a vision
![the power distribution triangle that Star Citizen used to have, with three extremes each labeled: "Dems [are] controlled opposition," "Dems are bad at politics," and "Dems have a doomed liberal ideology." Implying that the truth is some combination of these, and various events suggest one or the other.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dgo2wq6y7qoj4becjemwcsln/bafkreiaxb4hk5ay4e2s62qktv5hu472y2wmfsvyksiloza622aiflsweia@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
this came to me in a vision
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Surely someone else has done this one already
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Surely someone else has done this one already
May Allah keep this man in the palm of his hand
Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
May Allah keep this man in the palm of his hand
THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GOAT OF ALL TIME
Now playing (06:30 PM PST):
"Possession" (1981)
By Andrzej Żuławski
Runtime: 124 min.
"Possession" (1981)
By Andrzej Żuławski
Runtime: 124 min.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GOAT OF ALL TIME
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I know this is really shallow but she looks like a fuckin wreck
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I know this is really shallow but she looks like a fuckin wreck
The Full Bellies and Warm Beds for Everyone party is cleaning up tonight
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The Full Bellies and Warm Beds for Everyone party is cleaning up tonight
Yo FUCK this so hard
Cheney should have died in The Hague, not surrounded by his loved ones, Nancy.
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Yo FUCK this so hard