Errand Runner for the DA
@whatothererrands.bsky.social
Bathroom monitor.
Hungry. Like the wolf.
Hungry. Like the wolf.
Pinned
What other ERRANDS am I RUNNING? several
It's true that every unbullied Incel causes the death of 5 people in mall shooting rampages
Something I wonder about is if the much ballyhooed shift of Gen Z men to Trump (and to influencers like Andrew Tate) is a perverse consequence of this. Shielded from bullying throughout school, bullies in media then seem empowering and thrilling to them rather than threatening or exhausting
it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's true that every unbullied Incel causes the death of 5 people in mall shooting rampages
I dunno. Bullying is pretty bad online and on social media, away from the eyes of parents and teachers. Teens are using AI to pass around deepfake nudes of each other. It's pretty bad.
it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools
My experience as well. So far we're 2-for-2 on kids having a largely bullying/abuse-free middle school experience. Not without bumpy spots of course, but light years away from what I endured.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
My hot take: the anti-bullying stuff has really worked, which is why conservatives are pushing back at it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I dunno. Bullying is pretty bad online and on social media, away from the eyes of parents and teachers. Teens are using AI to pass around deepfake nudes of each other. It's pretty bad.
The lions shut down the cowboys, who scored 30 points and were down by 7 with 3 minutes to go and 3 timeouts
JAHMYR GIBBS AND LIONS MAKE A STATEMENT 😤
Cowboys fall to 6-6-1 as the Lions improve to 8-5 🍿
Cowboys fall to 6-6-1 as the Lions improve to 8-5 🍿
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The lions shut down the cowboys, who scored 30 points and were down by 7 with 3 minutes to go and 3 timeouts
Micah Parsons was a good prospect. But my football people kept saying "Ken Clark! Ken Clark!"
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Micah Parsons was a good prospect. But my football people kept saying "Ken Clark! Ken Clark!"
With the Dallas loss, Washington is upgraded to that last, sad spot at the bottom right of the playoff graphic under "IN THE HUNT"
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
With the Dallas loss, Washington is upgraded to that last, sad spot at the bottom right of the playoff graphic under "IN THE HUNT"
Here a guy who doesn't get called a eugenicist by Taylor Lorenz!
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Here a guy who doesn't get called a eugenicist by Taylor Lorenz!
I'm thinking of joining the military so that I can kill fishermen twice
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm thinking of joining the military so that I can kill fishermen twice
One irritating thingabout Stranger Things is that any adult or "normie" from the town who sees the monsters automatically has to die. Because it's too complicated to tell a story about a world where everyone knows about a monster infestation. You'd have to show Reagan doing Monster Speeches
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
One irritating thingabout Stranger Things is that any adult or "normie" from the town who sees the monsters automatically has to die. Because it's too complicated to tell a story about a world where everyone knows about a monster infestation. You'd have to show Reagan doing Monster Speeches
Indy's favorite spot
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Indy's favorite spot
I AM THE MOST POPULAR BOY
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I AM THE MOST POPULAR BOY
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Poster makes it look like a One Tree Hill spinoff that a Klingon wandered into.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Poster makes it look like a One Tree Hill spinoff that a Klingon wandered into.
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My favorite www.theonion.com/meth-actuall...
Meth Actually Not That Bad For You, Report Doctors Dismantling Stereo
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging a growing scientific consensus over the dangers of methamphetamines, a team of doctors frantically prying apart and dismantling a stereo system released the findings of a new...
www.theonion.com
May 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
My favorite www.theonion.com/meth-actuall...
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based on my profile pic, you might be surprised by my answer but it's this
May 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
based on my profile pic, you might be surprised by my answer but it's this
In this photo, Indy looks indignant
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
In this photo, Indy looks indignant
I hate the guy, but he's definitely funny
President Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US despite concerns
Trump Wants Asia’s ‘Cute’ Kei Cars to be Made and Sold in US
President Donald Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US, despite concerns that they’re too small and slow to be driven safely on American roads.
bloom.bg
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I hate the guy, but he's definitely funny
This is such a great performance
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This is such a great performance
I am once again begging people to focus on literally anything other than meaningless votes for unstoppable nominees.
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I am once again begging people to focus on literally anything other than meaningless votes for unstoppable nominees.
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This reminded me of an all time sports post
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This reminded me of an all time sports post
This is 99% of Facebook at this point
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This is 99% of Facebook at this point
Look at this arrogant jerk. I just caught him running errands. For who? I don't know
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Look at this arrogant jerk. I just caught him running errands. For who? I don't know