eliot ✨ discombooberated
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i’m going to miss seeing wicked: for good in the theater bc i’m too fucking sick to sit upright in a chair for 2 1/2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i’m going to miss seeing wicked: for good in the theater bc i’m too fucking sick to sit upright in a chair for 2 1/2 hours
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this is nothing, obviously, but def cool that at this point in history, 86 Democrats were like, you know what we agree, fuck the guy who is one of the most popular figures in our party
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this is nothing, obviously, but def cool that at this point in history, 86 Democrats were like, you know what we agree, fuck the guy who is one of the most popular figures in our party
one of the rescue dog adoption applications i looked at last night asks if there any “physical or mental conditions” that could prevent me from caring for my dog which surely has to be extremely illegal
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
one of the rescue dog adoption applications i looked at last night asks if there any “physical or mental conditions” that could prevent me from caring for my dog which surely has to be extremely illegal
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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This is your friendly reminder to check the before and after prices of stuff going on sale for Black Friday and all way before November. When I worked in e-commerce I was regularly asked to hike all of the prices in a website by 20-40 % in October and then put everything on « Sale ». Be smart.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is your friendly reminder to check the before and after prices of stuff going on sale for Black Friday and all way before November. When I worked in e-commerce I was regularly asked to hike all of the prices in a website by 20-40 % in October and then put everything on « Sale ». Be smart.
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Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
not having an autoimmune flareup btw. i have fucking mono
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
not having an autoimmune flareup btw. i have fucking mono
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it's pretty wild how throughout all of history nobody who has ever decided to argue that "actually a little bigotry is okay" ends up looking like one of the good guys and yet people are still lining up left and right for the opportunity to do so in the paper of record
May 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
it's pretty wild how throughout all of history nobody who has ever decided to argue that "actually a little bigotry is okay" ends up looking like one of the good guys and yet people are still lining up left and right for the opportunity to do so in the paper of record
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enjoyed frankenstein a lot but got very angry about the inaccurate depiction of wolf behavior
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
enjoyed frankenstein a lot but got very angry about the inaccurate depiction of wolf behavior
through this fire across from peter balkan is SO good hot damn. can’t stop listening to it
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
through this fire across from peter balkan is SO good hot damn. can’t stop listening to it
pcp thinks i may have systemic scleroderma but it’s diagnosed via upper endoscopy which i will likely have to wait months for
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
pcp thinks i may have systemic scleroderma but it’s diagnosed via upper endoscopy which i will likely have to wait months for
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It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
remember aloha frenchie
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
remember aloha frenchie
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And we still don’t know where Cranky Kong was on November 22nd 1963
The initial release of Donkey Kong Country is now closer in time to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than today.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
And we still don’t know where Cranky Kong was on November 22nd 1963
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we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
after gaining an understanding of how common it is for doctors to miss or dismiss autoimmune disease, “it’s never lupus” has taken on a different tone for me
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
after gaining an understanding of how common it is for doctors to miss or dismiss autoimmune disease, “it’s never lupus” has taken on a different tone for me
having what seems an awful lot like a severe autoimmune flareup. suck my dick, rheumatologist who said i didn’t have autoimmune arthritis in 2021
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
having what seems an awful lot like a severe autoimmune flareup. suck my dick, rheumatologist who said i didn’t have autoimmune arthritis in 2021
this makes me want to shop there even less. good job guys!
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
this makes me want to shop there even less. good job guys!
turns out i have raynaud’s triggered by heat AND affecting my feet as well as hands which is a bit like winning the lottery if winning the lottery sucked
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
turns out i have raynaud’s triggered by heat AND affecting my feet as well as hands which is a bit like winning the lottery if winning the lottery sucked
memorial ring for einstein with his tail hair embedded in resin
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
memorial ring for einstein with his tail hair embedded in resin
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anyone know how i get zoom to stop deadnaming me
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
anyone know how i get zoom to stop deadnaming me
also i’ve made a lot of things with beads but i get terrible executive dysfunction about posting them on here bc i have to write alt text, which to my adhd-riddled brain is a much bigger deal than it actually is
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
also i’ve made a lot of things with beads but i get terrible executive dysfunction about posting them on here bc i have to write alt text, which to my adhd-riddled brain is a much bigger deal than it actually is
anyway i’ve been watching taskmaster for the very first time and i’m so attracted to greg davies that watching the show is starting to actually make me nervous as if i’m interacting with my crush
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
anyway i’ve been watching taskmaster for the very first time and i’m so attracted to greg davies that watching the show is starting to actually make me nervous as if i’m interacting with my crush
bought a package of halloween oreos and ate like a quarter of them before i remembered that oreos were the last thing einstein ate before he died so shit is getting slightly easier i guess
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
bought a package of halloween oreos and ate like a quarter of them before i remembered that oreos were the last thing einstein ate before he died so shit is getting slightly easier i guess