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memorial ring for einstein with his tail hair embedded in resin
a photo of my right hand wearing a simple band style ring on my ring finger. the ring is inset with resin in which is embedded white hair that circles the ring. a closeup of the ring off my finger, showing the engraving on the inside of the band, which reads “Einstein” in script.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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it’s been raining for hours and i’ve been thinking a lot about this post. i’d give anything to have to walk einstein in the rain again.
a post from derek guy that reads “ I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad”.
October 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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why he stare at me
my dog einstein, a small and fluffy white dog with short hair, sitting up on his bed and looking at the camera.
September 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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reply for a color and post your faves!

i got 💜💜💜
entrapta (she-ra and the princesses of power). jiang cheng (the untamed/mdzs). turanga leela (futurama). rose lalonde (homestuck).
August 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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the classic ps2 title
an (incomplete) strip of flat peyote stitch beadwork. black letters on a white background that read “I co”.
August 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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a photo of my tv showing the first episode of justified.
August 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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the duality of man
a discord screencap. all messages from me. ugh i’m gonna struggle to sleep again tonight my neck hurts and that’s what kept me up last night head hurts too even worse than last night lee pace tits so huge
July 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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much better photos best friend took for me
a clear shot of my new tattoo, which is Einstein’s name in black script a slightly scraggly looking, fluffy white dog. he is lying on his side and my arms are visible above him, including the new tattoo of his name.
July 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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got a new tattoo today :) did you know it’s almost impossible to take a photo of the outside edge of your own wrist without the camera insisting on focusing on your face instead
the tattoo in question. it’s on the outside edge of my right wrist and says “Einstein” (my dog’s name) in cursive.
July 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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my really normal dog
a small white dog (einstein) wearing a cone of shame. he is lying on my front door mat next to a full bag of trash. he has scrunched up his half of the mat and is lying on the scrunches.
July 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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if you see this post a pokemon, animal crossing villager, flower and color you like 💖
galarian zigzagoon. lucky from animal crossing wearing a pink nightgown and holding a lollipop. a field of pink, orange, and red tulips. neon pink.
June 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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a poster you had in your room growing up?

well unfortunately i had a fuckload of johnny depp posters so i’m gonna go with this one
a poster for lord of the rings: the two towers. aragorn is in the center, holding up a sword. arwen and eowyn are behind him, on either side.
June 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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going to follow reechie’s lead and say please request a series bc i think that’s more fun for everyone
1 like = top 4 favorite characters of a series.
June 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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my idiot son gave himself a rash licking at the shaved part of his leg (where he had an iv inserted) and has been coned
einstein, a small and fluffy white dog, lying on a couch. he is wearing an e-collar.
June 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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my elderly son loves fruits and vegetables
June 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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quote with your flags
progress pride flag. trans pride flag. bisexual pride flag. genderfluid pride flag.
June 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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they’re killing their service that detects ai product reviews and adding more ai features into firefox. hmmmmm lol
"We’re grateful to the communities that made Pocket and Fakespot meaningful," Mozilla's post reads. "As we wind them down, we’re looking ahead to focusing on new Firefox features that people need most. This shift allows us to shape the next era of the internet—with tools like vertical tabs, smart search and more AI-powered features on the way."
May 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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REALLY good mail today
chibi plush of the iron bull from dragon age: inquisition chibi plush of legion from mass effect
May 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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screencap of a text conversation between me (E) and my best friend (L) E: he loves floor potatoes L: floor potatoes make it feel like a secret little treat L: like foam or plastic L: or dirt E: lmao L: seasoned w naughtiness E: and dirt probably
May 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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the saga of convincing my sick dog to eat
an imessage screencap. all messages were sent by me. god he’s so weird i put a little bit of medicine potatoes on the floor in front of him and he licked it and left it there so as an experiment i tried offering him a little bit of unadulterated potatoes he ate that and then i put some medicine potatoes on the floor and he was like yum!!!! so i gave him a little more and then offered him the bowl and he was like what do i do with this. so i just kept giving him floor potatoes until i had to stop bc my bagel finished in the toaster and after a minute he started eating out of the bowl sir why are you like this.
May 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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who’s your favorite pokemon, wrong answers only
a small white dog (einstein!) curled up on the very squashed back cushion of a couch. he looks very sleepy.
May 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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someday you go through the rain and someday you feed on a tree frog
a t-shirt with a graphic of naked snake and eva from metal gear solid 3 on eva’s motorcycle. snake is in the sidecar holding an automatic rifle. the text reads “metal gear solid no. 3: snake eater” with “1964” (the year the game is set) in a bubble and below the image, “what a thrill”. the back of the shirt, showing a graphic of the iconic exclamation point alert symbol from the metal gear franchise printed in the center, just below the collar.
May 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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been watching riverdale. still thinking about Hiram Lodge Doritos Product Placement
a photo of my tv showing hiram lodge from riverdale. he’s sitting in an expensive-looking office chair in his expensive-looking office, holding a single serving bag of nacho cheese doritos so it faces the camera perfectly, and eating a dorito.
May 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
unreal air from homestuck. an image of a skateboard from the side, tilted at a roughly 45 degree angle. it’s so covered in jpeg artifacts that it’s barely decipherable as a skateboard.
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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he came today :)
my hand holding a chibi plush of fenris from dragon age 2
April 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM