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Weird Pyramid in the Distance
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Horror and speculative fiction enthusiast. He/him.
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It is no accident that the US is doing a power grab on an oil-rich nation just as its own energy infrastructure is being pushed to its limits for the AI data centers, which will also benefit massively from the rare earths that will be plundered from south america.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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And I don’t want to sound conspiratorial, but if they feel like they can do this in Venezuela without any serious consequences, they’re absolutely going to try it in Cuba too.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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another morning when it’s an existentially shameful thing to be an american huh
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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one thing about congress that's become very blatant in my life is that they actually kinda enjoy the executive bypassing them all the time to do military shit. this way, their fingerprints don't have to be on any of it. preferring a lack of responsibilities and accountability to their own power.
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Happy Public Domain Day, gang! Nancy Drew, The Shadow, Japanese superhero Golden Bat, and Betty Boop (dog version) have all just had their copyrights expire.

Go nuts!
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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moments before many, many, many disaters
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Classic: Goblin Sleigh Ride
Art: @markzug

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#GoogleTranslatesMTG #HappyHolidays
November 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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For real tho have a great one y'all 💖
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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yeah
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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For the holidays, Truthdig asked me to talk about the weird sensation of watching Hallmark gradually go woke(r) over the last five years just as one party is trying to turn the real world into it at gunpoint.
We’re All in the Snowglobe, Now - Truthdig
The Hallmark Christmas movie enters the 21st century.
www.truthdig.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Essential dungeon crawl monsters:

1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Caves of Qud update: poured warm static on my dog, it turned into a dromad trader that comes with guards and items. They are all my dog, the whole trade party and merchandise. I convinced my dog to sell me my dog for free while my dog, my dog, my dog and my dog were standing guard.
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Kind of fucking sucks that my reflexive reaction to any “animal doing a cute thing” video now is “is this AI?“
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM