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@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
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my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer
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Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly
July 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly
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A sister account called The Hague of Bluesky but it only reposts the good stuff
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A sister account called The Hague of Bluesky but it only reposts the good stuff
blues and grizzlies please win your games today for my mental health thank you
April 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
blues and grizzlies please win your games today for my mental health thank you
stop breaking the law assholes
March 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
stop breaking the law assholes
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I want to be clear that every time I call these people traitors, degenerates, and vermin, I understand the historical implications of that language and regret only that I cannot be harsher.
February 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I want to be clear that every time I call these people traitors, degenerates, and vermin, I understand the historical implications of that language and regret only that I cannot be harsher.
hey wait but that's illegal
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
hey wait but that's illegal
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french pinup artists were on a different level
February 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
french pinup artists were on a different level
I feel this in my bones
The Doing A Lot of Drugs community is sick of taking strays because guys who work at Google started taking .2 grams of psilocybin to write emails in a more annoying way.
January 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I feel this in my bones
Look at this fat fucking squirrel
December 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Look at this fat fucking squirrel
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A nation full of people absolutely parched for consequences and with nothing to look forward to but rising fascism
December 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
A nation full of people absolutely parched for consequences and with nothing to look forward to but rising fascism
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Apparently this is a controversial position of late but I am brave enough to say I am still horny for Marisa Tomei 🫡
December 7, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Apparently this is a controversial position of late but I am brave enough to say I am still horny for Marisa Tomei 🫡
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Just to look at me you’d think “I bet that guy’s a worldwide top 1% Modest Mouse listener” but the joke’s on you pal, because I’m actually a worldwide top 0.5% Modest Mouse listener
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Just to look at me you’d think “I bet that guy’s a worldwide top 1% Modest Mouse listener” but the joke’s on you pal, because I’m actually a worldwide top 0.5% Modest Mouse listener
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Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable
December 4, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable
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Godzilla probably has a lot of bird crap on him but it’s not the first thing you’d notice
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Godzilla probably has a lot of bird crap on him but it’s not the first thing you’d notice
being haunted by a holy ghost would be way more annoying than a regular, secular ghost
November 14, 2024 at 7:08 PM
being haunted by a holy ghost would be way more annoying than a regular, secular ghost
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
November 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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You can pry some pretty cool stuff from cold dead hands
November 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
You can pry some pretty cool stuff from cold dead hands
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
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Don’t stop believin’/ goregrindin’ and pig-squealin’
November 10, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Don’t stop believin’/ goregrindin’ and pig-squealin’
this perfect dummy
November 9, 2024 at 9:39 PM
this perfect dummy
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I know these are politically fraught times and the last thing we need is more division, but…
Bete Pootigieg
Bete Pootigieg
November 9, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I know these are politically fraught times and the last thing we need is more division, but…
Bete Pootigieg
Bete Pootigieg
go ahead, have another edible
November 9, 2024 at 4:04 AM
go ahead, have another edible
