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Kittens MLT (ASCP)
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Clinical Lab Science • SciComm • Ex-IT • Non-binary She/Her • Gen X • Old enough to be your mom, because I was online in the 80s • Atiny via brutality and inevitability • OT8 unless Yunho is doing something
Has anyone bought a cheap chair off Amazon and it has turned out exceedingly comfy?
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
A man at work made me feel attractive today. It was wild.
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I declare that I used the Department of Education to enrich me to the tune of ~$100k with interest for personal educational use.
It's important to remember that Donald Trump lies constantly, but this is Donald Trump declaring that he has used the United States military to extort Venezuela into giving him $1.7-2.7 billion for his personal use.
Trump on Venezuela oil:
January 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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It's important to remember that Donald Trump lies constantly, but this is Donald Trump declaring that he has used the United States military to extort Venezuela into giving him $1.7-2.7 billion for his personal use.
Trump on Venezuela oil:
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
My lower back has been great these past couple weeks. I got my trigger point injections today and told my doc I didn't need any in my lower back so we focused on my neck and shoulders. Now my lower back is KILLING me.
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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IRC is going to come back
CHAT PLATFORM DISCORD IS SAID TO FILE CONFIDENTIALLY FOR IPO
January 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Induction burner, immersion blender if I had one.
Everybody has two kitchen appliances that will change their life. The problem is, they're different for everybody.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire,
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher."

— Peter Gabriel, Biko

Come on guys, it's time.
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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This is why you stop an insurrectionist from holding office ever again.
This really is just so sickening.

www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
January 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I am going to go home and take drugs.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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The South Carolina measles outbreak - one of the nation’s largest in recent months- shows no signs of being brought under control. Newly identified cases potentially exposed others in schools, churches, Best Buy + more www.healthbeat.org/2026/01/06/s... #publichealth #medsky #IDsky
January 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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“The billions of dollars spent by our government so far could have been invested in programs to help those addicted to drugs. Subsidies for health care could have been extended. No, this is not about drugs; it is about oil and Trump operating outside his legal and constitutional authority.”
January 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My problem here is that the PEOPLE have no hand in this. We should be able to have a referendum to get rid of these people.
The constitutional remedy for a president who launches a war of acquisition against an ally is impeachment, removal, disqualification, and ultimately a criminal trial. And the same is true for every member of his cabinet involved in such an illegal undertaking.
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Wear a mask even if you're vaccinated. It protects you from the flu, but you still can get it, albeit a weaker form. But you never know. I'm sorry, but there's nothing wrong with wearing a mask in public in the winter months during flu season. Just do it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Happy “OUR Criminals Are Heroes” Day
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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i saw a tiktok about how leading a country to war on false pretenses in childhood is a sign of low T and i can't stop thinking about it
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The EU has their own special forces. I'm just saying.
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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#whale
NOAA says we have15 new North Atlantic, #rightwhale calves this season

Rare whale species sees more babies, yet extinction fears persist | AP News share.google/mvvVWFP2eZU4...
A rare whale is having an encouraging season for births. Scientists warn it might still go extinct
One of the world’s rarest whale species is having more babies this year than in some recent seasons, but experts say many more young are needed to help stave off the possibility of extinction.
share.google
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Uh huh. Sure they are, pal.
OpenAI's CEO says AI agents are reshaping industries but also exposing weaknesses that hackers could exploit.

"We are seeing models become good enough at computer security that they are beginning to find critical vulnerabilities."
Sam Altman admits AI agents could be a hacker’s best friend
OpenAI’s CEO says AI agents are reshaping industries but also creating vulnerabilities that hackers could exploit if left unchecked.
www.windowscentral.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
How are historians going to explain that a world superpower was taken over in every sector by absolute incompetents and everyone just let it happen. I really wish I could live long enough to see it.
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I'm out of butter which I use for pretty much everything I cook...
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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That's not what's happening with Grok/xAI right now. No one jailbroke anything to make it generate CSAM and revenge porn. It's a feature. It's more like if your car's infotainment system started going "10 points if you hit that cat" and people start hitting cats to see how many points they get.
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM