Marcus V
@dhaise.bsky.social
Cat Dad. TTRPGS. Comics. The Usual fare. Enjoys reading. Trying to complain less about other people's joys. Agnostic because I like to turn my fiction off from time to time. Northern California is NOT San Bernadino
Pinned
The Reese's opposite the side you open tastes the worst.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The Reese's opposite the side you open tastes the worst.
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⚔ Bundle of Holding has you covered for a new year of gaming!
They're running the ultimate Tales of the Valiant deal for $24.95, which includes Game Masters Guide, Players Guide, Monster Vault and 5 complete Adventures.
Hurry! Catch it before it's gone in 2 days!
bit.ly/4sqCjST
They're running the ultimate Tales of the Valiant deal for $24.95, which includes Game Masters Guide, Players Guide, Monster Vault and 5 complete Adventures.
Hurry! Catch it before it's gone in 2 days!
bit.ly/4sqCjST
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
⚔ Bundle of Holding has you covered for a new year of gaming!
They're running the ultimate Tales of the Valiant deal for $24.95, which includes Game Masters Guide, Players Guide, Monster Vault and 5 complete Adventures.
Hurry! Catch it before it's gone in 2 days!
bit.ly/4sqCjST
They're running the ultimate Tales of the Valiant deal for $24.95, which includes Game Masters Guide, Players Guide, Monster Vault and 5 complete Adventures.
Hurry! Catch it before it's gone in 2 days!
bit.ly/4sqCjST
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Update (boooo!):
That didn't last long.
"A few hours later, Hilton followed up with an updated statement, saying 'We have been in direct contact with the hotel, and they have apologized for the actions of their team, which was not in keeping with their policies...'"
"A few hours later, Hilton followed up with an updated statement, saying 'We have been in direct contact with the hotel, and they have apologized for the actions of their team, which was not in keeping with their policies...'"
Hilton Hotel That Refused DHS Reservations Backpedals
The hotel told 404 Media in a statement “We are in touch with the impacted guests to ensure they are accommodated.”
www.404media.co
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Update (boooo!):
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January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
playing chicken on BMX bikes with a kid who weighed almost 200 pounds more than me.
flew over the handlebars and broke my arm in two places.
flew over the handlebars and broke my arm in two places.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
playing chicken on BMX bikes with a kid who weighed almost 200 pounds more than me.
flew over the handlebars and broke my arm in two places.
flew over the handlebars and broke my arm in two places.
Over 30 years sober today.
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Over 30 years sober today.
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I have until the end of the week to get around half of this together. Ive raised about $430/$1500. Please help me keep whats left of my life. That sounds so dramatic to me but its true. Thank you and I love you 🖤
Hi Bsky! Restarting a fundraiser to help with survival. My issues with my bank are ongoing and it's not looking like I'm going to have my savings returned to me soon. I may even need to file a lawsuit.
Any help would be so appreciated 🖤
Vmo: @marghoul
CA: $margotlaine
Any help would be so appreciated 🖤
Vmo: @marghoul
CA: $margotlaine
Donate to Urgent Help for Margot's Storage and Living Costs, organized by Margot Laine
Hi! My name is Margot. Recently due to a banking error my entire saving… Margot Laine needs your support for Urgent Help for Margot's Storage and Living Costs
gofund.me
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I have until the end of the week to get around half of this together. Ive raised about $430/$1500. Please help me keep whats left of my life. That sounds so dramatic to me but its true. Thank you and I love you 🖤
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Okay, 2026, let's do this.
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Okay, 2026, let's do this.
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Hey everyone! I'm looking to do some informational interviews with creators who's work goes across different mediums, as that is my career goal. If you'd like to help me out you can comment, DM me or email me: andrewmalacarne@gmail.com.
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hey everyone! I'm looking to do some informational interviews with creators who's work goes across different mediums, as that is my career goal. If you'd like to help me out you can comment, DM me or email me: andrewmalacarne@gmail.com.
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Quick reminder that, like "The Surgeon's Photograph" of the Loch Ness Monster and the original Bigfoot tracks, the hoaxers who perpetrated the original crop circles came forward, showed everyone how they did it, and confessed.
And then everyone ignored them, cuz the fantasy was more fun.
🤷
And then everyone ignored them, cuz the fantasy was more fun.
🤷
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Quick reminder that, like "The Surgeon's Photograph" of the Loch Ness Monster and the original Bigfoot tracks, the hoaxers who perpetrated the original crop circles came forward, showed everyone how they did it, and confessed.
And then everyone ignored them, cuz the fantasy was more fun.
🤷
And then everyone ignored them, cuz the fantasy was more fun.
🤷
the only fans more up their own holes than comic fans might be pop music fans.
aka, "why pop/punk/rock music is dead forever(just like last time)"
My nieces and nephew love the stuff they listen to and I mostly hate it. It's not because "music isn't good anymore" it's because I'm fucking old
aka, "why pop/punk/rock music is dead forever(just like last time)"
My nieces and nephew love the stuff they listen to and I mostly hate it. It's not because "music isn't good anymore" it's because I'm fucking old
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
the only fans more up their own holes than comic fans might be pop music fans.
aka, "why pop/punk/rock music is dead forever(just like last time)"
My nieces and nephew love the stuff they listen to and I mostly hate it. It's not because "music isn't good anymore" it's because I'm fucking old
aka, "why pop/punk/rock music is dead forever(just like last time)"
My nieces and nephew love the stuff they listen to and I mostly hate it. It's not because "music isn't good anymore" it's because I'm fucking old
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It is geninuely remarkable that not a single member of congress has suggested the wildly popular move of not allowing your taxpayer dollars to go to funding a CSAM generating nazi.
its not like elon musk has billions in govt contracts while his site is also producing csam
oh wait
oh wait
the most prominent republican donor in america is producing csam
i havent seen or heard of a single democrat speaking about this
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
i havent seen or heard of a single democrat speaking about this
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It is geninuely remarkable that not a single member of congress has suggested the wildly popular move of not allowing your taxpayer dollars to go to funding a CSAM generating nazi.
It's 8, but really you need 20 ,so you better make sure there's at least 50 if you want a margin....
this is MLM shit.
Don't fight and argue with strangers over what numbers mean. There will never be a bar clear or high enough.
Do what you can, when you can do it.
this is MLM shit.
Don't fight and argue with strangers over what numbers mean. There will never be a bar clear or high enough.
Do what you can, when you can do it.
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
It's 8, but really you need 20 ,so you better make sure there's at least 50 if you want a margin....
this is MLM shit.
Don't fight and argue with strangers over what numbers mean. There will never be a bar clear or high enough.
Do what you can, when you can do it.
this is MLM shit.
Don't fight and argue with strangers over what numbers mean. There will never be a bar clear or high enough.
Do what you can, when you can do it.
One of the reasons Blades in the Dark has become a favorite system of mine.
Success/failure and life/death are often *not* the most interesting stakes in a given TTRPG session or campaign. How something is done and its consequences can be more interesting!
Session Zeroes can help establish the "themes" of the game, which any player can double down upon in juicy ways.
Session Zeroes can help establish the "themes" of the game, which any player can double down upon in juicy ways.
Reframing my GM mindset from “challenge comes from threatening the PCs’ lives” to “challenge comes from threatening their goals” has made my experience at the table more fun.
The tension can come from the chance of them completing their goals rather than the possibility of death.
#ttrpg
The tension can come from the chance of them completing their goals rather than the possibility of death.
#ttrpg
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
One of the reasons Blades in the Dark has become a favorite system of mine.
The World’s Worst Translator | Alternatino
YouTube video by Comedy Central
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Raked a neighbors yard because I’m broke and it was the only way I could help. Sometimes it will only be that
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Raked a neighbors yard because I’m broke and it was the only way I could help. Sometimes it will only be that
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We don’t have healthcare or education or housing or food or anything really because our money is used to fund a military that will go in and steal oil and resources for corporations that we’re also subsidizing with our money.
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
We don’t have healthcare or education or housing or food or anything really because our money is used to fund a military that will go in and steal oil and resources for corporations that we’re also subsidizing with our money.
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Flossie has absorbed the life force of two women in order to live this long.
Flossie is 30 years old: the world's oldest cat celebrates her birthday
At 30 years old, Flossie, a British cat, holds the record for the oldest cat in the world and has just celebrated a historic birthday.
www.ma-grande-taille.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Flossie has absorbed the life force of two women in order to live this long.
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I hate the sentences I write on the internet sometimes
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I hate the sentences I write on the internet sometimes
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If there were three lawyers, Thomas Dye, Edward Chitt, and Willard Eet, might the name of their firm sound in court like Eat Shit & Die? Asking on behalf of some extremely childish part of myself that may tantrum if I don’t.
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
If there were three lawyers, Thomas Dye, Edward Chitt, and Willard Eet, might the name of their firm sound in court like Eat Shit & Die? Asking on behalf of some extremely childish part of myself that may tantrum if I don’t.
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