Jacob Whittaker
@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Grandson of slain Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
Pinned
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Trump: "They emptied out, if you think about it, they emptied out all of their mental institutions into our country." (Trump doesn't understand the difference between insane asylums and political asylum claims.)
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Trump: "They emptied out, if you think about it, they emptied out all of their mental institutions into our country." (Trump doesn't understand the difference between insane asylums and political asylum claims.)
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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They’re strip-searching children at school
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
They’re strip-searching children at school
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imagining Laura Loomer going to an Alabama football game and thinking all the women in the audience are Hamas
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
imagining Laura Loomer going to an Alabama football game and thinking all the women in the audience are Hamas
Starting to realize "elites" means "educated poors who are too loud."
NEW from me:
Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- taking a private plane to Miami to so he can go jet skiing with DJ Khaled and play soccer with David Beckham.
Take that, elites!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- taking a private plane to Miami to so he can go jet skiing with DJ Khaled and play soccer with David Beckham.
Take that, elites!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Private jets and ‘Bari pitches’: Inside Weiss’ chaotic CBS Evening News reboot
EXCLUSIVE: The new CBS News editor-in-chief has chartered private flights for her armed security detail, made last-minute logistical changes and fired off ‘Bari Pitches.’ Weiss is once again accused o...
www.independent.co.uk
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Starting to realize "elites" means "educated poors who are too loud."
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Barbra Streisand
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Barbra Streisand
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2026 is here: Heroes, assemble! Here’s to a year of victory and glory. 🥂
#MarvelRivals
#MarvelRivals
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
2026 is here: Heroes, assemble! Here’s to a year of victory and glory. 🥂
#MarvelRivals
#MarvelRivals
The fucking whiplash Oregon is going to feel going from playing that Texas Tech offense to this Indiana offense...
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 AM
The fucking whiplash Oregon is going to feel going from playing that Texas Tech offense to this Indiana offense...
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throw another flag, ref. put a second on the clock. this has been such a fun game and people want more. you'll be a hero. i'm not telling you anything you don't already know
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
throw another flag, ref. put a second on the clock. this has been such a fun game and people want more. you'll be a hero. i'm not telling you anything you don't already know
I hope the Wikipedia page for this game has a section entitled "The Dumbest Ending"
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I hope the Wikipedia page for this game has a section entitled "The Dumbest Ending"
Wolf Ron will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Spider will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Wolf Ron will return in Avengers: Doomsday
No seriously. Like, how? They can't get beat like that on that
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
No seriously. Like, how? They can't get beat like that on that
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We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL
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“I’m sure you’re aware of our connections with the Trump Administration,” the North Carolina Republican Party's communications director wrote in an email response to us. “I would strongly suggest dropping this story.”
We didn't. #ICYMI, read the story that he wanted dropped:
We didn't. #ICYMI, read the story that he wanted dropped:
“Biblical Justice, Equal Justice, for All”: How North Carolina’s Chief Justice Transformed His State and America
Paul Newby, a born-again Christian, has turned his perch atop North Carolina’s Supreme Court into an instrument of political power. Over two decades, he’s driven changes that have reverberated well be...
www.propublica.org
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
“I’m sure you’re aware of our connections with the Trump Administration,” the North Carolina Republican Party's communications director wrote in an email response to us. “I would strongly suggest dropping this story.”
We didn't. #ICYMI, read the story that he wanted dropped:
We didn't. #ICYMI, read the story that he wanted dropped:
My daughter's awesome answer to man or bear: "I'd pick the man so I could feed him to the bear and make a friend."
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
My daughter's awesome answer to man or bear: "I'd pick the man so I could feed him to the bear and make a friend."
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a second mendoza is in at quarterback
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
a second mendoza is in at quarterback
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January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Cignetti takes it personal every time the other team doesn't just forfeit before kickoff
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Cignetti takes it personal every time the other team doesn't just forfeit before kickoff
Should've kept the rich mahogany office, bud. Now you are lol bama
January 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Should've kept the rich mahogany office, bud. Now you are lol bama
Listening to the game while making fancy grilled cheeses, and man it sounds like the entire state of Indiana is at the football game
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Listening to the game while making fancy grilled cheeses, and man it sounds like the entire state of Indiana is at the football game
The U vs The Ew
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The U vs The Ew