Jacob Whittaker
@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Grandson of slain Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
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It's been a weird day. I babysat those who came to No Kings meaning to harm peaceful protesters. Later found out my mom and my siblings are mourning the death of a man who wanted my kids stoned to death. Saw a video of a president who fired 200k vets dropping AI poop on us.
See you at the next one.
See you at the next one.
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Unlike other newspapers, The Onion has never once declined to print pictures of Donald Trump with girls in bikinis in Jeffrey Epstein’s kitchen.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Unlike other newspapers, The Onion has never once declined to print pictures of Donald Trump with girls in bikinis in Jeffrey Epstein’s kitchen.
Please subscribe to The Onion.
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
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If the president wants to hit Moulton with libel, all he has to do is open himself up for discovery on the topic at hand. Seems pretty simple and harmless if he is not in fact a pedophile. Seems highly unlikely if he is in fact one. Let's see what happens
Seth Moulton went on MSNBC and straight up said "the president is a pedophile" and refused to walk it back even after the hosts kept trying to equivocate.
House Dems don't give a *fuuuck.*
House Dems don't give a *fuuuck.*
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If the president wants to hit Moulton with libel, all he has to do is open himself up for discovery on the topic at hand. Seems pretty simple and harmless if he is not in fact a pedophile. Seems highly unlikely if he is in fact one. Let's see what happens
Watching the guy from Vice Grip Garage get cars that have sat for decades running is way more entertaining than it has any right to be
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Watching the guy from Vice Grip Garage get cars that have sat for decades running is way more entertaining than it has any right to be
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We live in the stupidest of times.
Tonight’s special from the Twilight Zone: the White House now cites DoorDash for economic data—because nothing says fiscal credibility like fries with your forecast. What’s next? Basing GDP on GrubHub? Inflation reports by Uber Eats?
In this Twilight Zone,the data arrives lukewarm and overcharged.
In this Twilight Zone,the data arrives lukewarm and overcharged.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We live in the stupidest of times.
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Fun fact, Twin Cities: that giant stripe in the sky all of you are posting right now? I think that’s a STEVE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Fun fact, Twin Cities: that giant stripe in the sky all of you are posting right now? I think that’s a STEVE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
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sent from gem county
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sent from gem county
The best patch notes in two decades of DF:
-Cleaned up the bear situation
-Stopped aerial births
-Magma crabs drown in magma
-Weasels probably shouldn't be found on glaciers
-Demons masquerading as gods will try a little harder
-Babies don't start strapped with a knife
-Adjusted value of bees
-Cleaned up the bear situation
-Stopped aerial births
-Magma crabs drown in magma
-Weasels probably shouldn't be found on glaciers
-Demons masquerading as gods will try a little harder
-Babies don't start strapped with a knife
-Adjusted value of bees
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The best patch notes in two decades of DF:
-Cleaned up the bear situation
-Stopped aerial births
-Magma crabs drown in magma
-Weasels probably shouldn't be found on glaciers
-Demons masquerading as gods will try a little harder
-Babies don't start strapped with a knife
-Adjusted value of bees
-Cleaned up the bear situation
-Stopped aerial births
-Magma crabs drown in magma
-Weasels probably shouldn't be found on glaciers
-Demons masquerading as gods will try a little harder
-Babies don't start strapped with a knife
-Adjusted value of bees
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I know people generally don’t need reminding, but the playbook hasn’t changed one bit.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I know people generally don’t need reminding, but the playbook hasn’t changed one bit.
It's a solid ham cover, too. We've all been disappointed by a ham cover that fails to cover all the ham, but this ham cover covers everything. Rock solid ham covering as promised by the box.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's a solid ham cover, too. We've all been disappointed by a ham cover that fails to cover all the ham, but this ham cover covers everything. Rock solid ham covering as promised by the box.
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
Vet here. Don't swing my service like a baseball bat at others who serve their communities. Libraries rule, they should be open at any and every opportunity.
Some libraries are open and we get pushback for ‘not supporting veterans.’ Reminder that 20% of homeless males are veterans, 32% are in suburbs. Idaho is 50th in US for broadband. Closing a building that provides services doesn’t honor veterans, it harms them. Being open is honoring this day.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Vet here. Don't swing my service like a baseball bat at others who serve their communities. Libraries rule, they should be open at any and every opportunity.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
“Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.”
Nope.
We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours.
You work for us.
This is where your logic fails. Second post. We're not fighting each other. We're fighting you and you are abandoning us. You all do not know how to fight and cannot identify things worth fighting for. We must find people who can and will choose to fight for us. That is obviously not you all.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is where your logic fails. Second post. We're not fighting each other. We're fighting you and you are abandoning us. You all do not know how to fight and cannot identify things worth fighting for. We must find people who can and will choose to fight for us. That is obviously not you all.
Happy 250th birthday, devil dogs. May you all get to eat your favorite flavors of crayons today
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy 250th birthday, devil dogs. May you all get to eat your favorite flavors of crayons today
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Blood pressure pro tip: expend energy giving money to the DSA rather than ranting about Dem leadership. This is just a note to self.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Blood pressure pro tip: expend energy giving money to the DSA rather than ranting about Dem leadership. This is just a note to self.
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