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Jacob Whittaker
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Grandson of slain Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
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Wow, it's almost as if the supposedly crazy conspiracy theory that mainstream media wouldn't touch - that the Kremlin has kompromat on Donald Trump through his ties to pedophile sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and this explains his tepid support for Ukraine - is actually true.
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
How do you make Happ a 99?!? Just pretend he's Ichiro out something?
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"but he died?!" is a real fun way to deal with Russian realities, lol
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It's still working in western Boise, but there is a surge of Boise reports on downdetector, so probably
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Adds a nice sense of foreboding to it all, really works
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just so you know what you're getting into... The mystery of cats drinking themselves to death:
youtu.be/6yWf6BHqiWM?...
Why Dwarf Fortress started killing cats - Here's A Thing
YouTube video by Eurogamer
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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sent from gem county
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"Cleaned up the bear situation" was short for "we gave bears a craving for alcohol and they formed large packs to raid fortresses for booze and the tide of beer bears was endless, but we fixed it."
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM