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Jacob Whittaker
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Grandson of slain Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Exhibit A:
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Welp
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Base running: How do they work?
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Heff Joffman
Vald Draculo
Boba Chet
Balton Forsho
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Hocevar after spinning out twice already:
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It is 1932, and police are focused on the ladder placed against Lindbergh's house

It is 2025, and police are focused on the ladder placed against the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
NOOOOOO! :( Doug Martin is, was, and always will be a Boise State legend. He was my favorite running back to ever go through the program, last year's badass included. This sucks so much.
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
50 and 59, finding a quiet moment amidst the chaos and violence
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Second aunt's inflatable, just as awesome:
October 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oh wow he gone
October 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It is the 42nd inning and the mariners have hit into an inning ending double play...
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
How the MW is going to go this year:
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Time to roll up the sleeves and compound poor life choices
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
October 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The thing about Seattle is that it does indeed rule
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I get my kicks inside of GenCon, sunshine
October 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Cuz they fucking rule?
October 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
October 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So many people out there being like "Guys, I get the feeling NASCAR 25 isn't going to be the game of my dreams" and I'm like "Finally, a version of iracing that begs you to play it drunk"
October 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
She (1984) really does set the tone by having the world's most boring first 4:30 only to jump in and introduce post-apocalyptic horsemen in swastika shoulder pads out of nowhere at 4:33. Just gets weirder from there, but somehow stays kind of boring the whole time. A true work of art.
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM