Voirey Linger
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Romance author. Cat Mom. Cooker of budget meals. Show me your kitties. GenX Scorpio. You've been warned.
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Romance author. Cat Mom. Cooker of budget meals. Show me your kitties. GenX Scorpio. You've been warned.
she/her
voireylinger.com
buymeacoffee.com/VLinger
I got a haircut* today.
*Used craft scissors to whack off six inches of my ponytail before work this morning.
*Used craft scissors to whack off six inches of my ponytail before work this morning.
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I got a haircut* today.
*Used craft scissors to whack off six inches of my ponytail before work this morning.
*Used craft scissors to whack off six inches of my ponytail before work this morning.
Speaking of food, I tried Rao sauce for the first time tonight. I refused to buy any because there is no way a jar of pasta sauce could be worth $8.
Sad to report it was very much worth $8.
Sad to report it was very much worth $8.
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Speaking of food, I tried Rao sauce for the first time tonight. I refused to buy any because there is no way a jar of pasta sauce could be worth $8.
Sad to report it was very much worth $8.
Sad to report it was very much worth $8.
I'm a simple gal. All I want is someone else to clean my house and Stanley Tucci to feed me.
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I'm a simple gal. All I want is someone else to clean my house and Stanley Tucci to feed me.
Somebody got to watch her favorite show today.
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Somebody got to watch her favorite show today.
Me, explaining to my mother, a woman who listens to opera, that you don't need to understand the words to a song to enjoy the performance.
a stuffed animal is sitting at a table with a plate of donuts .
Alt: Miss Piggy, dressed in a lovely black and white houndstooth suit with pearls, sitting at a desk and repeatedly bashing her forehead against the desk top.
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February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Me, explaining to my mother, a woman who listens to opera, that you don't need to understand the words to a song to enjoy the performance.
Chilled rotisserie chickens $1.99 at Walmart! Picked up 3.
SCORE!
SCORE!
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Chilled rotisserie chickens $1.99 at Walmart! Picked up 3.
SCORE!
SCORE!
Oh no, I ate too much.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Oh no, I ate too much.
Moo
If this kid eats much more grass, he's gonna start mooing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Moo
I'm sorry, WTF?
Ring is fucking creepy
Ring is fucking creepy
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I'm sorry, WTF?
Ring is fucking creepy
Ring is fucking creepy
IDK who needs to know this, but honey is amazing over vanilla ice cream.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
IDK who needs to know this, but honey is amazing over vanilla ice cream.
Sweet little flex there.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Sweet little flex there.
Honestly, I don't know anything about this guy except he makes fascists sad and that's enough.
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Honestly, I don't know anything about this guy except he makes fascists sad and that's enough.
How. Dare. They.
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
How. Dare. They.
If this kid eats much more grass, he's gonna start mooing.
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
If this kid eats much more grass, he's gonna start mooing.
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I can't believe the Super Bowl sponsor ad slogan for Claude is "Keep thinking."
Given the vast amount of evidence coming back showing that Gen AI users stop learning and lose skills...
Given the vast amount of evidence coming back showing that Gen AI users stop learning and lose skills...
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I can't believe the Super Bowl sponsor ad slogan for Claude is "Keep thinking."
Given the vast amount of evidence coming back showing that Gen AI users stop learning and lose skills...
Given the vast amount of evidence coming back showing that Gen AI users stop learning and lose skills...
Charlie Puth? That's the best we could do?
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Charlie Puth? That's the best we could do?
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As I shop my tbr I realize I have very few medieval era historical romances, and I would like to rectify this. Please share with me some of your favorite medieval romance novels. Please. I'm begging you.
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
As I shop my tbr I realize I have very few medieval era historical romances, and I would like to rectify this. Please share with me some of your favorite medieval romance novels. Please. I'm begging you.
I think I've hit the wall on this week's declutter. I just need to clean up a small appliance and I'll pack up whatever else is left until next time.
My apartment feels bigger.
My apartment feels bigger.
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I think I've hit the wall on this week's declutter. I just need to clean up a small appliance and I'll pack up whatever else is left until next time.
My apartment feels bigger.
My apartment feels bigger.
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How to write a book with A.I.
1. Don’t
1. Don’t
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
How to write a book with A.I.
1. Don’t
1. Don’t
BTW, if you're looking for a good motivational/body double channel for decluttering, I've been watching this one.
www.youtube.com/@SpaceMakerM...
www.youtube.com/@SpaceMakerM...
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
BTW, if you're looking for a good motivational/body double channel for decluttering, I've been watching this one.
www.youtube.com/@SpaceMakerM...
www.youtube.com/@SpaceMakerM...
Did you find everything you needed today?
How many holds are there?
Where is your pass?
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Did you find everything you needed today?
Today's declutter success-I finally tossed my favorite pair of sweats. 25 years old, stretched, misshapen, holes in delicate areas, and 2 sizes too big (before they got stretched out).
I've been resisting because they used to be really comfy. The "used to be" is doing some heavy lifting.
I've been resisting because they used to be really comfy. The "used to be" is doing some heavy lifting.
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Today's declutter success-I finally tossed my favorite pair of sweats. 25 years old, stretched, misshapen, holes in delicate areas, and 2 sizes too big (before they got stretched out).
I've been resisting because they used to be really comfy. The "used to be" is doing some heavy lifting.
I've been resisting because they used to be really comfy. The "used to be" is doing some heavy lifting.
This is taking too fucking long.
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This is taking too fucking long.
I have a 4-day gap in my work schedule, so I'm back to my declutter project. Small bin cleared, stack of paperwork shredded, and WTF am I doing with 18 random notebooks?
Trying to decide what to do with a stack of Kid3's stuff and that one is hard.
Trying to decide what to do with a stack of Kid3's stuff and that one is hard.
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I have a 4-day gap in my work schedule, so I'm back to my declutter project. Small bin cleared, stack of paperwork shredded, and WTF am I doing with 18 random notebooks?
Trying to decide what to do with a stack of Kid3's stuff and that one is hard.
Trying to decide what to do with a stack of Kid3's stuff and that one is hard.