Voirey Linger
@voireylinger.bsky.social
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Romance author. Cat Mom. Cooker of budget meals. Show me your kitties. GenX Scorpio. You've been warned.
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Romance author. Cat Mom. Cooker of budget meals. Show me your kitties. GenX Scorpio. You've been warned.
she/her
voireylinger.com
buymeacoffee.com/VLinger
Just returned an AI book. It looked interesting so I just hit buy. Nope.
That'll learn me to not read the sample.
That'll learn me to not read the sample.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just returned an AI book. It looked interesting so I just hit buy. Nope.
That'll learn me to not read the sample.
That'll learn me to not read the sample.
All-store training meeting tonight and we were told a meal would be provided, so I didn't eat before I went.
The meal: 6 chicken nuggets and a can of coke.
The meal: 6 chicken nuggets and a can of coke.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
All-store training meeting tonight and we were told a meal would be provided, so I didn't eat before I went.
The meal: 6 chicken nuggets and a can of coke.
The meal: 6 chicken nuggets and a can of coke.
Time to offer my annual reminder that if you're looking for affordable entertainment over the holiday season and you live anywhere near a university campus, check their performance hall schedule. They typically have interesting items year round along with holiday shows.
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Time to offer my annual reminder that if you're looking for affordable entertainment over the holiday season and you live anywhere near a university campus, check their performance hall schedule. They typically have interesting items year round along with holiday shows.
Good morning, Sky friend.
a cat laying on a bed with a christmas tree behind it
Alt: Ginger kitty crouched down with a Christmas tree decoration behind it. It's watching something moving behind the camera and it has airplane ears and murder eyes. it's but does a wee little wiggle.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Good morning, Sky friend.
In the wake of the Pippen thing, I almost forgot to tell y'all a man came through today who was basically the embodiment of younger Denzel Washington. Looks. Voice. The way he moved. And then he showed me proud daddy pictured of his babies and I'm pretty sure my last ovary exploded a little.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
In the wake of the Pippen thing, I almost forgot to tell y'all a man came through today who was basically the embodiment of younger Denzel Washington. Looks. Voice. The way he moved. And then he showed me proud daddy pictured of his babies and I'm pretty sure my last ovary exploded a little.
Scotty Pippen came through my line at the store today. So that was a thing that happened.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Scotty Pippen came through my line at the store today. So that was a thing that happened.
At the market today, i had a booth next to a 73 yo woman who was mad at her husband because he wouldn't let her go up on the roof to clean the gutters anymore. Because she fell off the roof this spring.
Sorry, hun. I'm with him on this one.
(she was a delight, friends.)
Sorry, hun. I'm with him on this one.
(she was a delight, friends.)
Home from today's Makers' Market and although it was but a smoll craft fair, I did make a few sales and discussed a custom order with someone.
And now i need to eat and recuperate quickly because I have to leave for work in a little bit.
And now i need to eat and recuperate quickly because I have to leave for work in a little bit.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
At the market today, i had a booth next to a 73 yo woman who was mad at her husband because he wouldn't let her go up on the roof to clean the gutters anymore. Because she fell off the roof this spring.
Sorry, hun. I'm with him on this one.
(she was a delight, friends.)
Sorry, hun. I'm with him on this one.
(she was a delight, friends.)
Home from today's Makers' Market and although it was but a smoll craft fair, I did make a few sales and discussed a custom order with someone.
And now i need to eat and recuperate quickly because I have to leave for work in a little bit.
And now i need to eat and recuperate quickly because I have to leave for work in a little bit.
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Home from today's Makers' Market and although it was but a smoll craft fair, I did make a few sales and discussed a custom order with someone.
And now i need to eat and recuperate quickly because I have to leave for work in a little bit.
And now i need to eat and recuperate quickly because I have to leave for work in a little bit.
I am sorry to report the addition of minnows to the tank highlighted the unfortunate fact that turtles are not smart.
Bought the turtles some minnows while I was out today and it's almost turtle treat time.
They also have fresh lettuce but they won't be as excited about that.
They also have fresh lettuce but they won't be as excited about that.
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I am sorry to report the addition of minnows to the tank highlighted the unfortunate fact that turtles are not smart.
Good morning, Sky friend.
a cat is laying on its back in a cardboard box on the floor .
Alt: A chonky ginger kitty is lying on its back in a kitty bed by a widow, sprawled out so his fat-fat belly is getting all the warm sunshine while he looks out the window
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November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good morning, Sky friend.
Reposted by Voirey Linger
I just talked to my Awesome Mom over the phone
and, my Canadian buddies,
check on your Olds,
if you are fortunate to have them in your lives.
They are likely worrying unhealthily about American news,
thinking that applies to Canadians.
and, my Canadian buddies,
check on your Olds,
if you are fortunate to have them in your lives.
They are likely worrying unhealthily about American news,
thinking that applies to Canadians.
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I just talked to my Awesome Mom over the phone
and, my Canadian buddies,
check on your Olds,
if you are fortunate to have them in your lives.
They are likely worrying unhealthily about American news,
thinking that applies to Canadians.
and, my Canadian buddies,
check on your Olds,
if you are fortunate to have them in your lives.
They are likely worrying unhealthily about American news,
thinking that applies to Canadians.
Bought the turtles some minnows while I was out today and it's almost turtle treat time.
They also have fresh lettuce but they won't be as excited about that.
They also have fresh lettuce but they won't be as excited about that.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bought the turtles some minnows while I was out today and it's almost turtle treat time.
They also have fresh lettuce but they won't be as excited about that.
They also have fresh lettuce but they won't be as excited about that.
It took three hours, but I should have all the normal groceries I need for two weeks, and a few Thanksgiving items.
*flop*
*flop*
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It took three hours, but I should have all the normal groceries I need for two weeks, and a few Thanksgiving items.
*flop*
*flop*
Still. *sigh*
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Still. *sigh*
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So many of the worst people you know are having a terrible night, and I think that's beautiful.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So many of the worst people you know are having a terrible night, and I think that's beautiful.
Boss-man says he's giving me a double shift for Black Friday (14 hours) so Thanksgiving dinner will be a Sam's Club chicken and some microwave sides.
RIP to my feet and legs, y'all.
RIP to my feet and legs, y'all.
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Boss-man says he's giving me a double shift for Black Friday (14 hours) so Thanksgiving dinner will be a Sam's Club chicken and some microwave sides.
RIP to my feet and legs, y'all.
RIP to my feet and legs, y'all.
*checks headlines*
Nicolas Cage Breezy GIF
Alt: Nicolas Cage Breezy gif says "ahh, it's gonna be a good day"
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November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
*checks headlines*
I found *TWO* of Sable Mae's missing mousie toys and she is in a murderous fit of zoomie joy
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I found *TWO* of Sable Mae's missing mousie toys and she is in a murderous fit of zoomie joy
So today a woman came in the store wearing a blanket. And Crocs.
Yes, the blanket did come open and I can confirm she was ONLY wearing the blanket and Crocs.
Yes, the blanket did come open and I can confirm she was ONLY wearing the blanket and Crocs.
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So today a woman came in the store wearing a blanket. And Crocs.
Yes, the blanket did come open and I can confirm she was ONLY wearing the blanket and Crocs.
Yes, the blanket did come open and I can confirm she was ONLY wearing the blanket and Crocs.
Back on the new project.
October 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Back on the new project.
What I should be doing: Knitting smalls for the market Saturday.
What I am doing: Designing a new thing
What I am doing: Designing a new thing
October 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What I should be doing: Knitting smalls for the market Saturday.
What I am doing: Designing a new thing
What I am doing: Designing a new thing
No kitty here. Just a fat-fat 'tato.
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No kitty here. Just a fat-fat 'tato.
Friends, Spooky season is upon us.
Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
October 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Friends, Spooky season is upon us.
Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
Billionaire out there in Party City polyester hair.
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
September 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Billionaire out there in Party City polyester hair.