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Voirey Linger
@voireylinger.bsky.social
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Romance author. Cat Mom. Cooker of budget meals. Show me your kitties. GenX Scorpio. You've been warned.
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View of my living room, a large window to the left has white light strung around it. There are two chairs in from of it, the near one has a santa jacket pillow on it, the far one's pillow is white with an image of a kitten peeking out of a gift box. A brown tabby cat with a white bib and paws is sitting by the kitty pillow. Behind that, in the corner of the room is a small, four-foot Christmas tree with white lights sitting in a table. it has a few white ball ornaments, not very decorated, but more is coming.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Hello, 54.
it's just me. white lady, not wearing my glasses, no makeup and hair pullrd back in a ponytail.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Back on the new project.
Crochet project, black with green, purple, orange granny rows, candy corn rows, white and black granny rows and a green row shaped like skulls. it's draped over the cat who will not get off of me and her little pointy ears are poking out from under the top edge
October 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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What I should be doing: Knitting smalls for the market Saturday.

What I am doing: Designing a new thing
Sneak peek at a halloween sweater in progress. Bottom has granny stich rows of black to green to black to purple to black to orange, a solid black stripe, finished with three rows that make candy corns.
October 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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No kitty here. Just a fat-fat 'tato.
Fat tabby cat loafing on the carpet. She has her mousie and her shoestring toys behind her and looks offended over being called fat. But she is.
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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They're back.
Today our fabulous one is a more modern style, in a blond wig, blue lipstick and a black and white striped blouse. Eye makeup is white on the inside edga and the outer edge is black.
September 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Watching sumo and someone in the crowd is feeling fabulous today.
zoomed in image of a person in the crowd behind a sumo wrestler. They appear to be wearing a fancy kimono, black with a white collar with black imagery. Face is made up with heavy black eyeliner and purple shadow with glitter. a black and white striped scarf is over their forehead and they are wearing a sequined blue and purple hat that appears to be a cloche style with some kind of upright piece in the back. Not even joking, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in the crowd at a sumo tournament.
September 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Getting some of my projects cataloged and I realized I haven't shared some of it, so here are a few things from my market stock.
Two baby bunting cocoons, one blue, one pink, with "sock monkey" styling. White folded-down collars have darker blue/pink striped about one inch down. The main bodies are a soft blue or pink, and the bottom 5 inches are white. They each have matching bink or blue baby caps with a rolled white cuff and darker stripe Baby blanket with rippled light purple and white stripes about 2 inches wide, separated by a thin deep violet stripe. Top and bottom edge as little picots at the points Toddler cardigan in a self-striping yarn with shades of pink. Bottom to top, Soft baby pink, bubblegum pink, and a light tomato pink. There are textured stripes, top and bottom, with yarn over detailing and there are three pink buttons at the chest
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Current projects: Kitty blanket in pumpkin orange, mocha brown and latte beige. Orange waffle-weave beanie.

Colors a bit washed out because I'm by the window.
Close image of projects described in text. Hat is on top of blanket and still on-needle. Edges of blanket not visible.
August 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Not committed enough to reserve a space; committed enough to start knitting beanies.

Pattern directions in alt text.
Image of one knit cap and one partial knit cap on needles. Pattern is a small cable divided by slim knit line. cast on 84, connect on DPNs or circular, single rib around for desired brim knit 1, purl 1, knit 4, purl 1- repeat round Every 4th row, knit 4 section, hold 2 stitches forward for the cable. decrease when cabled section measures about 8 and a half inches immediately after cable row, k1, p2, k2tog twice, p1, next 2 row,s k1, p1,, k2, p1 Next row, k1, p1, k2tog, p1 Next rows, k2tog Repeat last row until about 8 stitches on needle cut yarn leaving about 5 inch tail thread tail through remaining stitches, remove needle, pull tight and fasten securely
June 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Sketch of Piglet and Pooh walking down a path in the woods. Text: "Is he dead yet?" asked Piglet. "No," said Poo. "Fuck," said Piglet.
May 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Find the kitty.
Nothing to see here. Just the bottom of my living room chair. Something's sticking out from under it. Something furry and white. But it's definitely not a kitty. Just a little paw. Some brown stripes a little higher up and OMG IT'S A KITTY
May 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Find the kitty.
There's no kitty here. It's just the corner of an old dresser with a decorative skirt. It's a little messy, because I'm still moving in. Beside it, there's a wooden shelf wall mount with glass shelves wrapped in paper, and something dark and point sticking out from under the dresser. it kindof looks fuzzy. Almost like a tail. OMG IT IS A TAIL. THERE'S THE KITTY
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Find the kitty.
There is no kitty here. It's just a blue blanket tossed over the end of a brown couch. There is dark blue and light blue and next to the edge there s a little black something sticking out. furry and pointy. Almost like the tip of a tail... OMG THERE'S A KITTY
April 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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New-to-me pattern. I'm making a baby blanket in Blue Spruce yarn--a very dark blue-leaning teal.

Blanket will be available when complete, so if you're interested, HMU
Knit pattern image and chart. Text is cyrillic characters. pattern has garter stitch blocks on an angle in V formation on a stockinette background.
February 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Experimenting with a new pattern. Looks like a dishcloth would have to be a 40 CO, which is significantly larger cloth than my mean 36.

But it's so pretty.
knit pattern sample, diamond shapes with a lace bottom half and solid top half.
January 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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CO 39 for a dish cloth. I like it a lot.
December 2, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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I'm taking orders for knit dish/washcloths & crochet blankets to help fund a planned move in Feb. My current apt. complex wants to stop accommodations for Kid1's disability & we need to move to a more compliant complex

Order early for holiday gifting.
US shipping, prices below. Please DM to order
Crochet ripple pattern blanket in yellow, orange and white -candy corn colors Set of four washcloths or dishcloths, hand knit. patterns are a lace leaf design, basket weave texture, waffle weave texture and a diagonal rib texture. More patterns available. Detail of crochet pattern. Colored stripes in white, pink and gray. Each stripe looks like rows of cats facing you, their little legs hanging down to frame the head of the kitty under them.
November 4, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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It's a big day for me. *big breath*
Here we go.
Wordle home page reads: Go ahead, add another day to your 99 day streak.
November 3, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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Squeaked in under a half mil.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #491,189!
September 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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Me realizing I'm a Bluesky elder:
Image from Steel Magnolias, Ouiser slumped in a chair t Truvy's, wearing overalls and drinking a beer.
February 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM