Phil Gilbert /// Audiobook Narrator
@voiceofphilgilbert.bsky.social
📖 Audiobook Narrator and Voice Actor
🏡 Maplewood, NJ, US
🧑🧑🧒🧒 Husband + Girl Dad
🌈 Ally
🌶️ aka P.G. Hammock
💳 APA, PANA
http://voice.philgilbert.net/
🏡 Maplewood, NJ, US
🧑🧑🧒🧒 Husband + Girl Dad
🌈 Ally
🌶️ aka P.G. Hammock
💳 APA, PANA
http://voice.philgilbert.net/
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Hi. I’m Phil. I narrate audiobooks and I’m here to meet and chat with authors, publishers, readers, and listeners.
My local bookstore is [Words] in Maplewood, NJ.
Looking forward to chatting with everyone.
PG
My local bookstore is [Words] in Maplewood, NJ.
Looking forward to chatting with everyone.
PG
'Edge of Ruin'
Book 2 of The Edge Series
/written by
Lennan Daniels
/recorded by
Sloane Mitchell
/&
P.G. Hammock
///
#bookstagram #audiobooks #audiobook #audiobooknarrator #narrator #romance #contemporaryromance #spicybooks #slowburn #authenticbdsm #bdsm #consent #consentmatters #foundfamily
Book 2 of The Edge Series
/written by
Lennan Daniels
/recorded by
Sloane Mitchell
/&
P.G. Hammock
///
#bookstagram #audiobooks #audiobook #audiobooknarrator #narrator #romance #contemporaryromance #spicybooks #slowburn #authenticbdsm #bdsm #consent #consentmatters #foundfamily
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 AM
'Edge of Ruin'
Book 2 of The Edge Series
/written by
Lennan Daniels
/recorded by
Sloane Mitchell
/&
P.G. Hammock
///
#bookstagram #audiobooks #audiobook #audiobooknarrator #narrator #romance #contemporaryromance #spicybooks #slowburn #authenticbdsm #bdsm #consent #consentmatters #foundfamily
Book 2 of The Edge Series
/written by
Lennan Daniels
/recorded by
Sloane Mitchell
/&
P.G. Hammock
///
#bookstagram #audiobooks #audiobook #audiobooknarrator #narrator #romance #contemporaryromance #spicybooks #slowburn #authenticbdsm #bdsm #consent #consentmatters #foundfamily
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“When I first heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.”
—source unknown
—source unknown
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
“When I first heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.”
—source unknown
—source unknown
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"Ohio" (1971) - written by Neil Young in reaction to the Kent State shootings of May 4, 1970. Performed by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. 🗃️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_9...
Ohio - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (Music And Song Courtesy:Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young)
YouTube video by peaceandfreedom2011
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"Ohio" (1971) - written by Neil Young in reaction to the Kent State shootings of May 4, 1970. Performed by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. 🗃️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_9...
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#GVerse via @chariselee.bsky.social
Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan
Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
#GVerse via @chariselee.bsky.social
Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan
Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
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The catastrophe that was the Star Wars 'Holiday Special' was first aired by CBS Television this day in 1978. George Lucas famously tried (and failed) to buy up all master copies to make sure it was never broadcast again.
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The catastrophe that was the Star Wars 'Holiday Special' was first aired by CBS Television this day in 1978. George Lucas famously tried (and failed) to buy up all master copies to make sure it was never broadcast again.
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Humans Used to Sleep Twice Every Night.
Here's Why It Vanished. 🏺🧪
www.sciencealert.com/humans-used-...
Continuous sleep is a modern habit, not an evolutionary constant, which helps explain why many of us still wake at 3 am.
Here's Why It Vanished. 🏺🧪
www.sciencealert.com/humans-used-...
Continuous sleep is a modern habit, not an evolutionary constant, which helps explain why many of us still wake at 3 am.
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Humans Used to Sleep Twice Every Night.
Here's Why It Vanished. 🏺🧪
www.sciencealert.com/humans-used-...
Continuous sleep is a modern habit, not an evolutionary constant, which helps explain why many of us still wake at 3 am.
Here's Why It Vanished. 🏺🧪
www.sciencealert.com/humans-used-...
Continuous sleep is a modern habit, not an evolutionary constant, which helps explain why many of us still wake at 3 am.
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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Hey, do you have an e-reader? Are you looking for a way to show me how much you love me? I've got news for you!
The I HUNT KILLERS ebook is on sale this month! For a mere $1.99, you can delight to the horrors and the bloodshed from the comfort of your own screen!
Here's a link. More in next skeet!
The I HUNT KILLERS ebook is on sale this month! For a mere $1.99, you can delight to the horrors and the bloodshed from the comfort of your own screen!
Here's a link. More in next skeet!
I Hunt Killers
It was a beautiful day. It was a beautiful field.
Except for the body.
Jazz is a likable teenager. A charmer, some might say.
But he's also the son of the world's most infamous serial killer, a...
www.amazon.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Hey, do you have an e-reader? Are you looking for a way to show me how much you love me? I've got news for you!
The I HUNT KILLERS ebook is on sale this month! For a mere $1.99, you can delight to the horrors and the bloodshed from the comfort of your own screen!
Here's a link. More in next skeet!
The I HUNT KILLERS ebook is on sale this month! For a mere $1.99, you can delight to the horrors and the bloodshed from the comfort of your own screen!
Here's a link. More in next skeet!
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You know what time it is, guys? It's time for a palate cleanser by way of....my annual report and analysis of Spirit Halloween trends!
September 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You know what time it is, guys? It's time for a palate cleanser by way of....my annual report and analysis of Spirit Halloween trends!
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As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
September 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
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NCCU is an HBCU. (Disclosure: my alma mater.)
Intel ends relationship after U.S. takes stake in the company.
This is the point.
abovethelaw.com/2025/08/inte...
Intel ends relationship after U.S. takes stake in the company.
This is the point.
abovethelaw.com/2025/08/inte...
Intel Drops Funding HBCU Legal Pipeline - Above the Law
Surprise surprise.
abovethelaw.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
NCCU is an HBCU. (Disclosure: my alma mater.)
Intel ends relationship after U.S. takes stake in the company.
This is the point.
abovethelaw.com/2025/08/inte...
Intel ends relationship after U.S. takes stake in the company.
This is the point.
abovethelaw.com/2025/08/inte...
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I remember someone asking me this question seriously and being apparently genuinely surprised that as a touring science fiction author I did not have scads of willing potential sex partners at every tour stop gnawing at my hotel door to be let in. Their image of book tour life was... misinformed.
How do you handle all the groupies?
September 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I remember someone asking me this question seriously and being apparently genuinely surprised that as a touring science fiction author I did not have scads of willing potential sex partners at every tour stop gnawing at my hotel door to be let in. Their image of book tour life was... misinformed.
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Maybe infinite content was a bad idea.
September 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Maybe infinite content was a bad idea.
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Wow!!! Major news!!! The judge in the Anthropic AI case is "concerned class lawyers are striking a deal behind the scenes that will be forced 'down the throat of authors.'"
This is what myself and many other authors were saying about the settlement. 1/
news.bloomberglaw.com/ip-law/anthr...
This is what myself and many other authors were saying about the settlement. 1/
news.bloomberglaw.com/ip-law/anthr...
Anthropic Judge Rejects $1.5 Billion AI Copyright Settlement (1)
The federal judge overseeing Anthropic PBC’s proposed $1.5 billion copyright settlement is concerned class lawyers are striking a deal behind the scenes that will be forced “down the throat of authors...
news.bloomberglaw.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wow!!! Major news!!! The judge in the Anthropic AI case is "concerned class lawyers are striking a deal behind the scenes that will be forced 'down the throat of authors.'"
This is what myself and many other authors were saying about the settlement. 1/
news.bloomberglaw.com/ip-law/anthr...
This is what myself and many other authors were saying about the settlement. 1/
news.bloomberglaw.com/ip-law/anthr...
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So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
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i am a bit surprised given *gestures around* that the epstein story is still being kept in the public consciousness despite the best efforts of some
well done tbh
well done tbh
September 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i am a bit surprised given *gestures around* that the epstein story is still being kept in the public consciousness despite the best efforts of some
well done tbh
well done tbh
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AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
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“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”
"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"
"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"
August 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”
"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"
"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"
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Famously, between the first and the second act of Waiting for Godot, the only difference in the stage set is that a previously bare tree ‘has four or five leaves’. So what’s the main note to self I found in this copy which seems to have belonged to a stage manager called Nigel...?
August 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Famously, between the first and the second act of Waiting for Godot, the only difference in the stage set is that a previously bare tree ‘has four or five leaves’. So what’s the main note to self I found in this copy which seems to have belonged to a stage manager called Nigel...?