Sam Darnold Yearner
@vikingsmathfan.bsky.social
Vikings | (SF) Giants | Wolves
Mostly here to talk about sports, occasionally about math and other niche interests
Mostly here to talk about sports, occasionally about math and other niche interests
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BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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they blasted matt stafford’s pussy with gamma radiation for a few hours and it completely fixed him. realigned his yonic energy
Thought he was done but they put Stafford on a $75,000 hot dog warmer in an Airstream for three days and he won and MVP
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
they blasted matt stafford’s pussy with gamma radiation for a few hours and it completely fixed him. realigned his yonic energy
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
It's a 1 year deal so it's kind of whatever, but I'm not a huge fan of the Arraez signing- his power + walk numbers are so bad that his OPS+ was just about league average last year, and his defense and baserunning are garbage. This signing just doesn't do much of anything, imo.
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It's a 1 year deal so it's kind of whatever, but I'm not a huge fan of the Arraez signing- his power + walk numbers are so bad that his OPS+ was just about league average last year, and his defense and baserunning are garbage. This signing just doesn't do much of anything, imo.
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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"Bill Belichick isn't a Hall of Famer because he damaged the integrity of the game. And now a word from our sponsor, DraftKings!"
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
"Bill Belichick isn't a Hall of Famer because he damaged the integrity of the game. And now a word from our sponsor, DraftKings!"
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The biggest crime here isn't the early skepticism about the Hawks, it's the apparent abundance of faith in the fucking Cardinals, what on earth was going on
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The biggest crime here isn't the early skepticism about the Hawks, it's the apparent abundance of faith in the fucking Cardinals, what on earth was going on
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It looks like Sam Darnold farted and Maye just smelled it
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It looks like Sam Darnold farted and Maye just smelled it
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The Seahawks ran for 75 yards. The defense gave up 27 points.
They basically needed all of Darnold's 346 yards and 3 TDs with no big mistakes and he did it. For this game, they won because of him, not just with him
They basically needed all of Darnold's 346 yards and 3 TDs with no big mistakes and he did it. For this game, they won because of him, not just with him
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The Seahawks ran for 75 yards. The defense gave up 27 points.
They basically needed all of Darnold's 346 yards and 3 TDs with no big mistakes and he did it. For this game, they won because of him, not just with him
They basically needed all of Darnold's 346 yards and 3 TDs with no big mistakes and he did it. For this game, they won because of him, not just with him
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Man…I’m just really freakin happy for Sam Darnold. We were in Arizona for his loss to the Rams last year—to go from that to this, and from castoff to the Super Bowl.
What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.
What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Man…I’m just really freakin happy for Sam Darnold. We were in Arizona for his loss to the Rams last year—to go from that to this, and from castoff to the Super Bowl.
What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.
What an incredible journey. What a game. What a moment for him.
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[Yates] Super Bowl LX will be the third time that both head coaches share the same first name.
In all three cases, both coaches were named Mike.
XXXII: Shanahan vs. Holmgren
XLV: Tomlin vs. McCarthy
McDonald vs. Vrabel on deck twitter.com/FieldYates/s...
In all three cases, both coaches were named Mike.
XXXII: Shanahan vs. Holmgren
XLV: Tomlin vs. McCarthy
McDonald vs. Vrabel on deck twitter.com/FieldYates/s...
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
[Yates] Super Bowl LX will be the third time that both head coaches share the same first name.
In all three cases, both coaches were named Mike.
XXXII: Shanahan vs. Holmgren
XLV: Tomlin vs. McCarthy
McDonald vs. Vrabel on deck twitter.com/FieldYates/s...
In all three cases, both coaches were named Mike.
XXXII: Shanahan vs. Holmgren
XLV: Tomlin vs. McCarthy
McDonald vs. Vrabel on deck twitter.com/FieldYates/s...
SOO glad we let this QB walk in free agency for "Nine". I'm not particularly anti-Kwesi, but if you wanted to argue in favor of firing him due to letting Darnold walk and not having a serious QB on the roster, I'd probably be into it. Very unimpressed with how the Vikings handled the QB position.
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
SOO glad we let this QB walk in free agency for "Nine". I'm not particularly anti-Kwesi, but if you wanted to argue in favor of firing him due to letting Darnold walk and not having a serious QB on the roster, I'd probably be into it. Very unimpressed with how the Vikings handled the QB position.
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Sam Darnold getting a chance to exorcise the ghosts he saw against the Patriots really has me a little emotional ngl
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Sam Darnold getting a chance to exorcise the ghosts he saw against the Patriots really has me a little emotional ngl
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YOU MADE IT SAM
NOW FINISH THE JOB
NOW FINISH THE JOB
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM
YOU MADE IT SAM
NOW FINISH THE JOB
NOW FINISH THE JOB
Remember when Sam Darnold had one (1) bad playoff game and Vikings fans said he was a choker and decided that letting a game-manager who was mediocre in college be the starter instead? Yeah, looking like that was a mistake. I WILL be victory-lapping this forever if Sam wins the SB this year.
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Remember when Sam Darnold had one (1) bad playoff game and Vikings fans said he was a choker and decided that letting a game-manager who was mediocre in college be the starter instead? Yeah, looking like that was a mistake. I WILL be victory-lapping this forever if Sam wins the SB this year.
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The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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The arguments I have received from the pro-ICE world are “it all happened so fast” but looking down your barrel through an open window at the side of a person’s head and pulling the trigger is murder.
If this is accurate, Good was killed by a bullet fired after there was any conceivable argument Agent Ross was in the path of her vehicle, which means there was no legal justification for using deadly force. But DOJ says there’s no reason to investigate.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...
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Private Autopsy Shows Renee Good Was Shot at Least 3 Times, Lawyers Say
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January 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The arguments I have received from the pro-ICE world are “it all happened so fast” but looking down your barrel through an open window at the side of a person’s head and pulling the trigger is murder.
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part of it could be that Mamdani is actually out there trying to make childcare free while Schumer makes posts about how avocados are expensive
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 PM
part of it could be that Mamdani is actually out there trying to make childcare free while Schumer makes posts about how avocados are expensive
Agree with both here- I'm just not interested in watching baseball anymore until a cap is in place, and there also needs to be a floor to prevent owners from doing nothing but tank for 30 years (like the Reds or the A's)
Good, I agree that MLB needs one, but no salary cap without a salary floor.
“A 100 percent certainty” that the owners will push for a salary cap in wake of Kyle Tucker deal with the Dodgers, ownership source says.
“These guys are going to go for a cap no matter what it takes."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
“These guys are going to go for a cap no matter what it takes."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Agree with both here- I'm just not interested in watching baseball anymore until a cap is in place, and there also needs to be a floor to prevent owners from doing nothing but tank for 30 years (like the Reds or the A's)
