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Velcro Candy 🦭
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
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I 🫶 you too!

🦑📷Dennis Rabeling (inaturalist.ca/observations...)
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
♓You might not feel like being in the arena today, but you’ll be glad you made things happen today — today and tomorrow are your last good windows for action for more than a week if your individual cycles align.🌖
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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No new pictures.

Where are you at mentally?
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The first Groundhog's Day was February 2, 1887. 139 years ago.
The lifespan of a groundhog is 2-3 years in the wild or up to 6 in captivity.
Being 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 generous, we've gone through about 24 Puxatony Phils.
The shadow to no shadow ratio is approximately 5:1.

How do they... determine this?
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
♓Staying in routines can help everything get done, disruption can help with boredom but may not move any mountains. Time spent out of the noise and hubbub could feel right for a while longer.🌖
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 PM
♓Be an informed consumer of health services as with any other service. If you’re feeling concerned about a health issue, your worries could settle quickly, underneath could be a pervasive sense of wellbeing.🌕

So those Beetlejuicesque sand worms gnawing at my intestines are nothing to worry about?
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Cross this one off the list.
I wasn't crazy about Mel Blanc playing a Mexican but at least he played second fiddle to Ricardo Montalbán.
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
♓A playful vibe could segue into more focus on tasks and duties. Both are a part of life, each in its own season or hour. The journey of investment into self gives greater returns than any other.🌔
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 PM
RIP, Queen. 😔
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
People love low effort crap.
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Our feature artist/tutorial today is this RIDICULOUSLY USEFUL set of HEELS reference by @GRIZandNORM!#HeelsOfTheDay #gamedev #animationdev #CHARACTERDESIGN #characters #heels
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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No the fuck you didn't. Who do you think you're gaslighting when A-A-ron the porn headed chief of "safety" is following 18+ bot porn accounts while banning real sex workers. You silenced Palestinian voices in the name of antisemitism. Y'all are pieces of shit.
In 2025, as Bluesky grew from 25M to 42M users, we took actions to keep it welcoming, using proactive design to reduce toxic content by 79%.  Our 2025 Transparency Report shares how we're building a safer platform while keeping a transparent and human-centered approach: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
2025 Transparency Report Overview - Bluesky
In 2025, as Bluesky grew from 25 million to 41 million users, we improved the trust and safety infrastructure to better enable our mission. Here's what that looks like in plain language.
bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
♓Art or music can be a catalyst for release and coming back into your wholeness. Time spent with yourself is where the most progress can be made now — inner foundations bring outer successes.🌔
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:44 PM
need a clock like this
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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I want this quote on a t-shirt, a sign, a tattoo, and every grassroots organizing manual from here forward.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I know, I know. I should charge my phone.
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite,
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars for hope burns bright.
January 29, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:

🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Earthbound
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Metroid
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Star Fox
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Mario
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Rhythm Heaven
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 WarioWare
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Donkey Kong
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Kirby
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pokémon
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 F-Zero
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Zelda
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pikmin
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Animal Crossing
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Splatoon
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Xenoblade
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Kid Icarus
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:

🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Earthbound
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Metroid
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Star Fox
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Mario
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Rhythm Heaven
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 WarioWare
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Donkey Kong
🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Kirby
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pokémon
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 F-Zero
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Zelda
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Fire Emblem
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pikmin
🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Animal Crossing
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Splatoon
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise:

🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Earthbound
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Metroid
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Star Fox
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Mario
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Rhythm Heaven
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 WarioWare
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Donkey Kong
🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Kirby
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Pokémon
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 F-Zero
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Zelda
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Fire Emblem
🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Pikmin
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Animal Crossing
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Splatoon
🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Xenoblade
January 29, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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We can't keep meeting like this.

#deadlock
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
You should've seen how cynical and depressed I was BEFORE.
It has now been four years
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Gotta suck shit being a true Trump believer. You spend years roiling in anger over made-up bullshit. You fill a little bottle with piss or whatever and spray a 5-foot tall woman with it. She instantly squares up to kick the shit out of you. You go to jail. The goons you idolize say you work for her.
Until it was silenced 10 months ago by DOGE and self-proclaimed USAGM acting CEO Kari Lake, along with the rest of the nearly 50 language services of the Voice of America, VOA Somali reached on a weekly basis ~65% of adults in Somalia.
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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So, apparently if you think I'm kinda cute or hot, then your suppose too share this post 😜
I didn't make rules 😉
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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So, apparently if you think I'm kinda cute or hot, then your suppose too share this post 😜
I didn't make rules 😉
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Our Finches are thinking about garlic and skrimps respectively.
@katiyathewitch.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Mugposting Hours meets Thorax Thursgay on today's gut-wrenching episode of 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺, here on 19 WOIO Shaker Heights Cleveland. A Malrite Communications Group Station!
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM