Velcro Candy Sticky Sweet
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Share a great female villain
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Share a great female villain
Share a great female villain
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Share a great female villain
♓A money heartbreak could be moving into a space where magic is made, pay attention to new ideas but also do all needed homework before you jump in. Grab some time with friends if you can.🌔
Horoscopes
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December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
♓A money heartbreak could be moving into a space where magic is made, pay attention to new ideas but also do all needed homework before you jump in. Grab some time with friends if you can.🌔
Reposted by Velcro Candy Sticky Sweet
"would you fuck your clone" no, idiot
i would shrink down a submarine capable of entering its body, Innerspace-style, and have a Fantastic Voyage
i would shrink down a submarine capable of entering its body, Innerspace-style, and have a Fantastic Voyage
December 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"would you fuck your clone" no, idiot
i would shrink down a submarine capable of entering its body, Innerspace-style, and have a Fantastic Voyage
i would shrink down a submarine capable of entering its body, Innerspace-style, and have a Fantastic Voyage
♓You may be seeing the results of community-building efforts beginning to take hold, stay engaged so all can rise. A money discussion should be postponed for at least one to two days. 🌓
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December 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
♓You may be seeing the results of community-building efforts beginning to take hold, stay engaged so all can rise. A money discussion should be postponed for at least one to two days. 🌓
Last holiday doodle. I drew this one a while ago and just kind of forgot to put it online anywhere.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Last holiday doodle. I drew this one a while ago and just kind of forgot to put it online anywhere.
♓Chances are you’re in an outgoing mood, so get out and connect with people who interest you and watch the synergistic sparks fly. You can hardly predict what others will say, let alone what you yourself are about to spontaneously share!🌒
Nancy seems to be taking the day off. 📦
Nancy seems to be taking the day off. 📦
Pisces Daily Horoscope
(February 19 - March 20)
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December 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
♓Chances are you’re in an outgoing mood, so get out and connect with people who interest you and watch the synergistic sparks fly. You can hardly predict what others will say, let alone what you yourself are about to spontaneously share!🌒
Nancy seems to be taking the day off. 📦
Nancy seems to be taking the day off. 📦
So we've been together for 18 months today and now we officially live together.
Status updated to nesting partners.
I love you, @katiyathewitch.bsky.social
Status updated to nesting partners.
I love you, @katiyathewitch.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So we've been together for 18 months today and now we officially live together.
Status updated to nesting partners.
I love you, @katiyathewitch.bsky.social
Status updated to nesting partners.
I love you, @katiyathewitch.bsky.social
♓The gift of true friendship is one of life’s greatest treasures, come together with those you love for fully-heartfelt moments. You may have a few dark moments but let that pass for today.🌒
Ironically, my best friend and I are officially parting ways this week.
Love you, @goddesslynn.bsky.social
Ironically, my best friend and I are officially parting ways this week.
Love you, @goddesslynn.bsky.social
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December 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
♓The gift of true friendship is one of life’s greatest treasures, come together with those you love for fully-heartfelt moments. You may have a few dark moments but let that pass for today.🌒
Ironically, my best friend and I are officially parting ways this week.
Love you, @goddesslynn.bsky.social
Ironically, my best friend and I are officially parting ways this week.
Love you, @goddesslynn.bsky.social
Merry Christmas, Killer Shrews, Screaming Skulls, and all our ships at sea.
I have it on very good authority that Santa Claus is going to bring you something just wonderful.
I love you all and I hope you have an incredible holiday.
🎄⛄🎁🦌🛷🔔🍪❄️🎅🏻
I have it on very good authority that Santa Claus is going to bring you something just wonderful.
I love you all and I hope you have an incredible holiday.
🎄⛄🎁🦌🛷🔔🍪❄️🎅🏻
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Merry Christmas, Killer Shrews, Screaming Skulls, and all our ships at sea.
I have it on very good authority that Santa Claus is going to bring you something just wonderful.
I love you all and I hope you have an incredible holiday.
🎄⛄🎁🦌🛷🔔🍪❄️🎅🏻
I have it on very good authority that Santa Claus is going to bring you something just wonderful.
I love you all and I hope you have an incredible holiday.
🎄⛄🎁🦌🛷🔔🍪❄️🎅🏻
♓Friendship can expand your mind and your skillset, try for some time with your bestie or crew. When old business gets triggered, it’s your opportunity to process and release, bring forgiveness to an old betrayal.🌒
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December 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
♓Friendship can expand your mind and your skillset, try for some time with your bestie or crew. When old business gets triggered, it’s your opportunity to process and release, bring forgiveness to an old betrayal.🌒
Oh look! A scarecrow! If he only had a brain.
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh look! A scarecrow! If he only had a brain.
My snoozy goose is so cuuuuuute! Hey, it's a two hour movie and we just split a scorpion bowl. No judgement. 🤭
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My snoozy goose is so cuuuuuute! Hey, it's a two hour movie and we just split a scorpion bowl. No judgement. 🤭
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
Recent selkie selfie and doodle
Stay hydrated
Wear sunscreen
Cut off your tongue
Blind yourself with a spoon
Jam knitting needles in your ears
Remove your own limbs
Bleed out
I love you all.
🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤
Stay hydrated
Wear sunscreen
Cut off your tongue
Blind yourself with a spoon
Jam knitting needles in your ears
Remove your own limbs
Bleed out
I love you all.
🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Recent selkie selfie and doodle
Stay hydrated
Wear sunscreen
Cut off your tongue
Blind yourself with a spoon
Jam knitting needles in your ears
Remove your own limbs
Bleed out
I love you all.
🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤
Stay hydrated
Wear sunscreen
Cut off your tongue
Blind yourself with a spoon
Jam knitting needles in your ears
Remove your own limbs
Bleed out
I love you all.
🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤
over 30 selfie thread -- I was born in the '80s and I'm a Pisces. That's all I'm admitting to.
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
over 30 selfie thread -- I was born in the '80s and I'm a Pisces. That's all I'm admitting to.
♓Active fun with friends would be a great use of today's energies. Another would be workout time with a fitness partner. Movement is a great reliever of stress, especially during busy times🌒
Horoscopes
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December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
♓Active fun with friends would be a great use of today's energies. Another would be workout time with a fitness partner. Movement is a great reliever of stress, especially during busy times🌒
Christmas tree.
December 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Christmas tree.
Reposted by Velcro Candy Sticky Sweet
Time to share the best blooper reel of all time. It’s Christmas themed, even!
Context: Jim Henson wanted the drum to roll down the step and turn in a circle, landing at their feet.
I cannot stress how funny the improv from Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson is as it fails over. And over. And over.
Context: Jim Henson wanted the drum to roll down the step and turn in a circle, landing at their feet.
I cannot stress how funny the improv from Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson is as it fails over. And over. And over.
Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas "Outtakes"
YouTube video by Ruth
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December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Time to share the best blooper reel of all time. It’s Christmas themed, even!
Context: Jim Henson wanted the drum to roll down the step and turn in a circle, landing at their feet.
I cannot stress how funny the improv from Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson is as it fails over. And over. And over.
Context: Jim Henson wanted the drum to roll down the step and turn in a circle, landing at their feet.
I cannot stress how funny the improv from Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson is as it fails over. And over. And over.
♓Build self-love\/self-care game that's consistent and strong and that sets up all the rest. Confidence is built inwardly, not in owning status stuff, posting thirst traps, or other outer performance.🌒
Soooooooo called out.
Soooooooo called out.
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December 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
♓Build self-love\/self-care game that's consistent and strong and that sets up all the rest. Confidence is built inwardly, not in owning status stuff, posting thirst traps, or other outer performance.🌒
Soooooooo called out.
Soooooooo called out.
Customer: Do you have (describes a specific item.)
Me: Yes, here is exactly what you described down to the most minute detail.
Customer: Hmmm... That's not what I'm looking for.
You're all bad at talking.
Me: Yes, here is exactly what you described down to the most minute detail.
Customer: Hmmm... That's not what I'm looking for.
You're all bad at talking.
December 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Customer: Do you have (describes a specific item.)
Me: Yes, here is exactly what you described down to the most minute detail.
Customer: Hmmm... That's not what I'm looking for.
You're all bad at talking.
Me: Yes, here is exactly what you described down to the most minute detail.
Customer: Hmmm... That's not what I'm looking for.
You're all bad at talking.
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around, One who can't move... Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around, One who can't move... Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around, One who can't move... Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around, One who can't move... Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
♓A truth could come out in the workplace or otherwise in your daily dealings. A friend could be melting down and need some co-regulation and support. A new improvement can make a real difference.🌒
Horoscopes
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December 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
♓A truth could come out in the workplace or otherwise in your daily dealings. A friend could be melting down and need some co-regulation and support. A new improvement can make a real difference.🌒