Velcro Candied Yams 🍠
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
♓A partnership could feel short-term disconnected if one partner needs TLC and the other is deeply into being stoic, all at the same time. This is a quickly passing energetic clash, don't take action, it will shift very soon.🌗
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
♓A partnership could feel short-term disconnected if one partner needs TLC and the other is deeply into being stoic, all at the same time. This is a quickly passing energetic clash, don't take action, it will shift very soon.🌗
Thorax Thursgay!
I am a caffiend!
I am a caffiend!
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Thorax Thursgay!
I am a caffiend!
I am a caffiend!
Reposted by Velcro Candied Yams 🍠
Reposted by Velcro Candied Yams 🍠
trans rights are human rights 💾🏳️⚧️✊ #floppydiskart #transgender
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
trans rights are human rights 💾🏳️⚧️✊ #floppydiskart #transgender
face + scent
(These have always brought me luck)
(These have always brought me luck)
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
face + scent
(These have always brought me luck)
(These have always brought me luck)
Whomever sent this: please know I'm not ignoring you, I just refuse to give BlueSky my ID or NordVPN any money.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Whomever sent this: please know I'm not ignoring you, I just refuse to give BlueSky my ID or NordVPN any money.
I'm not sure which I find more irritating: seeing people's political signs in their yard instead of Halloween stuff, seeing people's political signs after election day, or seeing people's political signs.
"Well, I was fixing to vote for the other fella but this chap put this in his yard so..."
"Well, I was fixing to vote for the other fella but this chap put this in his yard so..."
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm not sure which I find more irritating: seeing people's political signs in their yard instead of Halloween stuff, seeing people's political signs after election day, or seeing people's political signs.
"Well, I was fixing to vote for the other fella but this chap put this in his yard so..."
"Well, I was fixing to vote for the other fella but this chap put this in his yard so..."
Earlier I mentioned my penchant for skincare:
It's been afflicted with eczema my entire life. A cold, dry day, a shedding dog, certain plants, specific fabrics, some perfumes can cause a flare up.
Treating and preventing horrible, itchy, bleeding rashes is what got me into my current job.
It's been afflicted with eczema my entire life. A cold, dry day, a shedding dog, certain plants, specific fabrics, some perfumes can cause a flare up.
Treating and preventing horrible, itchy, bleeding rashes is what got me into my current job.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Earlier I mentioned my penchant for skincare:
It's been afflicted with eczema my entire life. A cold, dry day, a shedding dog, certain plants, specific fabrics, some perfumes can cause a flare up.
Treating and preventing horrible, itchy, bleeding rashes is what got me into my current job.
It's been afflicted with eczema my entire life. A cold, dry day, a shedding dog, certain plants, specific fabrics, some perfumes can cause a flare up.
Treating and preventing horrible, itchy, bleeding rashes is what got me into my current job.
@misskaneda.bsky.social
Hey! You got TMBG in my H⭐R!
Hey! You got TMBG in my H⭐R!
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
@misskaneda.bsky.social
Hey! You got TMBG in my H⭐R!
Hey! You got TMBG in my H⭐R!
Age yourself with gaming.
Now we're cooking with gas!
Now we're cooking with gas!
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
Now we're cooking with gas!
Now we're cooking with gas!
♓You give your all to life, sometimes you may just want a corner of comfort to call your own. Give yourself some basic nurture today, it's likely needed. Seed your ideas out into the world -- your light, every light, is needed.🌗
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
♓You give your all to life, sometimes you may just want a corner of comfort to call your own. Give yourself some basic nurture today, it's likely needed. Seed your ideas out into the world -- your light, every light, is needed.🌗
Recent doodle and selkie selfie.
I'm sick. Send me words of encouragement/soup/nudes.
Stay hydrated.
Wear sunscreen.
Stay in bed.
Eat tomato soup.
Drink tea.
Watch a comfort movie.
I love you all.
🖤🤍🖤🦭🖤🤍🖤
I'm sick. Send me words of encouragement/soup/nudes.
Stay hydrated.
Wear sunscreen.
Stay in bed.
Eat tomato soup.
Drink tea.
Watch a comfort movie.
I love you all.
🖤🤍🖤🦭🖤🤍🖤
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Recent doodle and selkie selfie.
I'm sick. Send me words of encouragement/soup/nudes.
Stay hydrated.
Wear sunscreen.
Stay in bed.
Eat tomato soup.
Drink tea.
Watch a comfort movie.
I love you all.
🖤🤍🖤🦭🖤🤍🖤
I'm sick. Send me words of encouragement/soup/nudes.
Stay hydrated.
Wear sunscreen.
Stay in bed.
Eat tomato soup.
Drink tea.
Watch a comfort movie.
I love you all.
🖤🤍🖤🦭🖤🤍🖤
Saints and sinners.
2001 vs 2024
2001 vs 2024
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Saints and sinners.
2001 vs 2024
2001 vs 2024
I bite her because I love her!
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I bite her because I love her!
@misskaneda.bsky.social
@misskaneda.bsky.social
♓Though you love to do good, today it could easily become a tangled knot of emotion. If something isn't going well, sometimes stepping away for a short time can allow for micro-shifts into better stars and better outcomes.🌗
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
♓Though you love to do good, today it could easily become a tangled knot of emotion. If something isn't going well, sometimes stepping away for a short time can allow for micro-shifts into better stars and better outcomes.🌗
Reposted by Velcro Candied Yams 🍠
Still got it 💅
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Still got it 💅
Let's get things nice and sparkling clear. This sarcasm, if I may call it such does not become you, my little sisters. As I am baby girl, I'm entitled to know what goes on, eh?
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Let's get things nice and sparkling clear. This sarcasm, if I may call it such does not become you, my little sisters. As I am baby girl, I'm entitled to know what goes on, eh?
Reposted by Velcro Candied Yams 🍠
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
If you see this, post an egg. 🥚
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
If you see this, post an egg. 🥚
This pup is pooped.
Sweet dreams, Killer Shrews, Screaming Skulls, and all our ships at sea!
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🦭🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑💤
Sweet dreams, Killer Shrews, Screaming Skulls, and all our ships at sea!
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🦭🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑💤
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This pup is pooped.
Sweet dreams, Killer Shrews, Screaming Skulls, and all our ships at sea!
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🦭🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑💤
Sweet dreams, Killer Shrews, Screaming Skulls, and all our ships at sea!
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🦭🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑💤
♓Getting the basics done today could seem like a reality-show challenge instead of just the no-brainer daily round. It's counterintuitive, but making it a game could cause your creative problem-solver brain to kick in.🌗
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
♓Getting the basics done today could seem like a reality-show challenge instead of just the no-brainer daily round. It's counterintuitive, but making it a game could cause your creative problem-solver brain to kick in.🌗
I don't actually know how to cook. I just have a little Ratatouille pulling my hair.
Except I don't have a chef hat so she's in my pants, pulling my pubes.
Except I don't have a chef hat so she's in my pants, pulling my pubes.
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I don't actually know how to cook. I just have a little Ratatouille pulling my hair.
Except I don't have a chef hat so she's in my pants, pulling my pubes.
Except I don't have a chef hat so she's in my pants, pulling my pubes.
I'm trying...
I'm trying to keep it contained...
I should wait at least a few more weeks but I feel it starting to happen...
I'm feeling it...
My annual metamorphosis...
🎄🦌🎁☃️
I'm trying to keep it contained...
I should wait at least a few more weeks but I feel it starting to happen...
I'm feeling it...
My annual metamorphosis...
🎄🦌🎁☃️
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm trying...
I'm trying to keep it contained...
I should wait at least a few more weeks but I feel it starting to happen...
I'm feeling it...
My annual metamorphosis...
🎄🦌🎁☃️
I'm trying to keep it contained...
I should wait at least a few more weeks but I feel it starting to happen...
I'm feeling it...
My annual metamorphosis...
🎄🦌🎁☃️