Velcro Candied Yams 🍠
@velcrocandy.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
(🔞 Frequently NSFW. Lots of profanity and even more astrology.)
Lake Erie Selkie 🦭🌊
Fortune And Glory
Icon of Sin ⸸
Switchy Witch 🧹
🌒🌕🌘
she/her 🏳️⚧️
Rangooning and ranedging.
I know, I know. But four more times and it'll be timeless!
I know, I know. But four more times and it'll be timeless!
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rangooning and ranedging.
I know, I know. But four more times and it'll be timeless!
I know, I know. But four more times and it'll be timeless!
♓Your place in the world could occupy your thoughts; identify and unpack any assumptions that aggravate you, the core issues might not be what you think they are. Get clear and new doors can open.🌒
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
♓Your place in the world could occupy your thoughts; identify and unpack any assumptions that aggravate you, the core issues might not be what you think they are. Get clear and new doors can open.🌒
♓Your mind could be on career or another form of worldly participation today. Try to get past a tangle of misunderstanding and discord and move on to the part where all children can live happily ever after.🌒
Laughter rings high,
Small feet chase the sun. Joyful spirits fly,
Playtime has begun.
Laughter rings high,
Small feet chase the sun. Joyful spirits fly,
Playtime has begun.
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
♓Your mind could be on career or another form of worldly participation today. Try to get past a tangle of misunderstanding and discord and move on to the part where all children can live happily ever after.🌒
Laughter rings high,
Small feet chase the sun. Joyful spirits fly,
Playtime has begun.
Laughter rings high,
Small feet chase the sun. Joyful spirits fly,
Playtime has begun.
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TMBG with the exquisite @velcrocandy.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
TMBG with the exquisite @velcrocandy.bsky.social
I need a burger clown to convince me to not give up.
McDonalds commercial "runaway"
YouTube video by divishion
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I need a burger clown to convince me to not give up.
♓Stay under the radar as much as possible today out in the world or in the workplace -- unsettling energies could trigger a reaction which wouldn't serve you well. Support yourself with extra awareness to avoid issues.🌑
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
♓Stay under the radar as much as possible today out in the world or in the workplace -- unsettling energies could trigger a reaction which wouldn't serve you well. Support yourself with extra awareness to avoid issues.🌑
♓Optimizing your financial structure could be helpful and could yield better results than pushing too hard in career now. Keep calm in the workplace despite temporary disruptions, all should work out longer term.🌑
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
♓Optimizing your financial structure could be helpful and could yield better results than pushing too hard in career now. Keep calm in the workplace despite temporary disruptions, all should work out longer term.🌑
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Light a candle.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Light a candle.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
Light a bonfire.
Light a fuse...
Light this fucking world on fire.
PSA:
Landlords are parasites and should all be set on fire.
Landlords are parasites and should all be set on fire.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
PSA:
Landlords are parasites and should all be set on fire.
Landlords are parasites and should all be set on fire.
Not to yuck someone else's yum or deny one's form of expression but few things turn me off as quickly as profile pics flipping the bird.
It's trashy.
And not sexy trashy, just... "Oh... So edgy.🙄"
Unless you are positively certain that everyone looking at your picture is a cop, It's uncalled-for.
It's trashy.
And not sexy trashy, just... "Oh... So edgy.🙄"
Unless you are positively certain that everyone looking at your picture is a cop, It's uncalled-for.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not to yuck someone else's yum or deny one's form of expression but few things turn me off as quickly as profile pics flipping the bird.
It's trashy.
And not sexy trashy, just... "Oh... So edgy.🙄"
Unless you are positively certain that everyone looking at your picture is a cop, It's uncalled-for.
It's trashy.
And not sexy trashy, just... "Oh... So edgy.🙄"
Unless you are positively certain that everyone looking at your picture is a cop, It's uncalled-for.
♓Finding and connecting with sources of inspiration and [sic] be a big win when it helps you navigate your day-to-day with greater peace and less stress. Don't be such a rebel that you can't learn from someone worthy.🌘
Far be it from me to correct the stars' grammar.😜
Far be it from me to correct the stars' grammar.😜
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
♓Finding and connecting with sources of inspiration and [sic] be a big win when it helps you navigate your day-to-day with greater peace and less stress. Don't be such a rebel that you can't learn from someone worthy.🌘
Far be it from me to correct the stars' grammar.😜
Far be it from me to correct the stars' grammar.😜
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
(I feel like I wear dresses a lot but I'll be damned if I have many pictures.)
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
(I feel like I wear dresses a lot but I'll be damned if I have many pictures.)
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
(I feel like I wear dresses a lot but I'll be damned if I have many pictures.)
qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
(I feel like I wear dresses a lot but I'll be damned if I have many pictures.)
I've been telling this guy that I'd be over in an hour for weeks. Eventually he blocked me when he figured out I'm never actually coming over.
Today he hit me up from a new account because he is stupid.
I'm starting to feel bad for him.
... Was that his plan?
Frankly, I doubt he has the foresight.
Today he hit me up from a new account because he is stupid.
I'm starting to feel bad for him.
... Was that his plan?
Frankly, I doubt he has the foresight.
![Today
If you're horny and you wanna come over, it has some really good fun here it's just me.
Here's the address.
7:48AM
Sure. I'll be right over
7:50AM
Ok
7:50AM
What is your ETA until you get here so I can be ready?
7:54AM
?
8:07AM
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[An image of Lucy VanPelt holding a football in front of Charlie Brown reads: "I'll be over in an hour"]
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November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I've been telling this guy that I'd be over in an hour for weeks. Eventually he blocked me when he figured out I'm never actually coming over.
Today he hit me up from a new account because he is stupid.
I'm starting to feel bad for him.
... Was that his plan?
Frankly, I doubt he has the foresight.
Today he hit me up from a new account because he is stupid.
I'm starting to feel bad for him.
... Was that his plan?
Frankly, I doubt he has the foresight.
Rest in power, homegirl.✊😞
"I code so others can dream."
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.
Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ games pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has died - Gayming Magazine
Rebecca Heineman, a trailblazing figure in the video game industry and a celebrated icon within the LGBTQ+ gaming community, has died.
gaymingmag.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Rest in power, homegirl.✊😞
Sushi and shopping and martinis and video games and wildlife documentaries with my precious Angel, @misskaneda.bsky.social, on our day off together.
She's such an amazing gal. 🥹
She's such an amazing gal. 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Sushi and shopping and martinis and video games and wildlife documentaries with my precious Angel, @misskaneda.bsky.social, on our day off together.
She's such an amazing gal. 🥹
She's such an amazing gal. 🥹
♓So much is out there clamoring for your attention. Some could be soul-supporting, some soul-destroying, and you may need to pay attention for a while to see which is which. Center yourself in quiet and you'll understand more.🌘
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
♓So much is out there clamoring for your attention. Some could be soul-supporting, some soul-destroying, and you may need to pay attention for a while to see which is which. Center yourself in quiet and you'll understand more.🌘
♓A deeper understanding within someone else could shift a stuck financial situation. If you need to make changes in mindset, learning more about constructive processing and release of anger could be a game-changer.🌘
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
♓A deeper understanding within someone else could shift a stuck financial situation. If you need to make changes in mindset, learning more about constructive processing and release of anger could be a game-changer.🌘
♓Their reasoning might sound logical, but it could be driven by emotion. Your job may be to determine the validity of the argument, whether the plan stands or falls based on facts, even if there is an emotional component.🌘
I don't think I want this job.
I don't think I want this job.
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
♓Their reasoning might sound logical, but it could be driven by emotion. Your job may be to determine the validity of the argument, whether the plan stands or falls based on facts, even if there is an emotional component.🌘
I don't think I want this job.
I don't think I want this job.
♓Connecting with a partner could be difficult again today, energies could just be misaligned. This would only be a concern if it were long-term -- and it's not, at least based on your chart for today.🌘
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
♓Connecting with a partner could be difficult again today, energies could just be misaligned. This would only be a concern if it were long-term -- and it's not, at least based on your chart for today.🌘
EVERYONE ON THIS APP, DROP A SELKIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP, DROP A SELKIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
♓A partnership could feel short-term disconnected if one partner needs TLC and the other is deeply into being stoic, all at the same time. This is a quickly passing energetic clash, don't take action, it will shift very soon.🌗
Horoscopes
Local news, sports, business, politics, entertainment, travel, restaurants and opinion for Seattle and the Pacific Northwest.
www.seattletimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
♓A partnership could feel short-term disconnected if one partner needs TLC and the other is deeply into being stoic, all at the same time. This is a quickly passing energetic clash, don't take action, it will shift very soon.🌗
Thorax Thursgay!
I am a caffiend!
I am a caffiend!
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Thorax Thursgay!
I am a caffiend!
I am a caffiend!