Vanessa Christman
@veeelcee.bsky.social
Law & Gov Pubs at CA State Library 📚 - Leicester Archaeology & Heritage grad student 🏺 - Scrappy AG Kid From Hicksville, California
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"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"
New tablet main character just dropped à la Ea Nassir: Lamassi’s Useless Husband. #archaeology 🏺
October 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
New tablet main character just dropped à la Ea Nassir: Lamassi’s Useless Husband. #archaeology 🏺
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Have you heard of the magician who supposedly built this pyramid at Uxmal? 🏺 #yucatan #archaeology #mythsandlegends
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Have you heard of the magician who supposedly built this pyramid at Uxmal? 🏺 #yucatan #archaeology #mythsandlegends
What’s your sign?
September 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
What’s your sign?
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This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
Aww, when I was cleaning my office I found a gift from @alexvassar.bsky.social - a copy of the CA Public Records Act autographed by Assemblyman Bill Bagley. A gloriously niche present for a Gov Publications librarian.
September 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Aww, when I was cleaning my office I found a gift from @alexvassar.bsky.social - a copy of the CA Public Records Act autographed by Assemblyman Bill Bagley. A gloriously niche present for a Gov Publications librarian.
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my superpower is using every tool in the kitchen to make a recipe with "one-pot" in the title
August 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
my superpower is using every tool in the kitchen to make a recipe with "one-pot" in the title
Etruscan vie cave near Pitigliano: carved procession roads cut deep into volcanic rock. Sacred, mysterious, dramatic as hell. I love them.
Back in the day I’d 100% be that girl doing parkour down the path and some dude named Larth would be like, “come on, knock it off already” #archaeology 🏺
Back in the day I’d 100% be that girl doing parkour down the path and some dude named Larth would be like, “come on, knock it off already” #archaeology 🏺
July 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Etruscan vie cave near Pitigliano: carved procession roads cut deep into volcanic rock. Sacred, mysterious, dramatic as hell. I love them.
Back in the day I’d 100% be that girl doing parkour down the path and some dude named Larth would be like, “come on, knock it off already” #archaeology 🏺
Back in the day I’d 100% be that girl doing parkour down the path and some dude named Larth would be like, “come on, knock it off already” #archaeology 🏺
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Ayayayayyayyyyyyy!!!! 😱😱🤖 ALTIPLANO, the complete Peruvian Cyberpunk Graphic Novel is coming to Kickstarter soon!!! Please follow this link to be notified when it launches!!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gus...
🔥 Please share away!!! Wiiiiiiii 🐯😁🤖🤖
#PeruvianCyberpunk #graphicnovel
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gus...
🔥 Please share away!!! Wiiiiiiii 🐯😁🤖🤖
#PeruvianCyberpunk #graphicnovel
May 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Ayayayayyayyyyyyy!!!! 😱😱🤖 ALTIPLANO, the complete Peruvian Cyberpunk Graphic Novel is coming to Kickstarter soon!!! Please follow this link to be notified when it launches!!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gus...
🔥 Please share away!!! Wiiiiiiii 🐯😁🤖🤖
#PeruvianCyberpunk #graphicnovel
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gus...
🔥 Please share away!!! Wiiiiiiii 🐯😁🤖🤖
#PeruvianCyberpunk #graphicnovel
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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!
June 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!
Etruscan #TombTuesday (Necropolis of San Germano) on the grounds of a winery (Rocca di Frassinello). My favorite kind of two-for-one special! #archaeology #toscana 🏺
June 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Etruscan #TombTuesday (Necropolis of San Germano) on the grounds of a winery (Rocca di Frassinello). My favorite kind of two-for-one special! #archaeology #toscana 🏺
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What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
Nearly all people in public service are smart, ethical & hardworking, & nearly all bureaucratic rules at least originated for good reasons.
Nearly all people in public service are smart, ethical & hardworking, & nearly all bureaucratic rules at least originated for good reasons.
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
Diverse teams and psychologically beneficial cultures are more innovative and more successful at solving problems
Diverse teams and psychologically beneficial cultures are more innovative and more successful at solving problems
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
The ocean produces a huge chunk of the world's oxygen a lot from a class of cyanobacteria called prochlorococcus
The ocean produces a huge chunk of the world's oxygen a lot from a class of cyanobacteria called prochlorococcus
June 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
Nearly all people in public service are smart, ethical & hardworking, & nearly all bureaucratic rules at least originated for good reasons.
Nearly all people in public service are smart, ethical & hardworking, & nearly all bureaucratic rules at least originated for good reasons.
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people love to act like ironic detachment and being a hater is so cool but have you ever tried being sincere and liking things
June 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
people love to act like ironic detachment and being a hater is so cool but have you ever tried being sincere and liking things
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god sends the scaldiest pizza cheese to his tenderest mouth rooves
god sends the greasiest pizza slices to his whitest tshirts
May 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
god sends the scaldiest pizza cheese to his tenderest mouth rooves
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how do you say “diva down” in Latin
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
how do you say “diva down” in Latin
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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I cannot believe my life lasted long enough for computers to stop being fun.
March 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I cannot believe my life lasted long enough for computers to stop being fun.
My youngest is auditioning for Willy Wonka and practicing “The Candy Man.”
Him: Do you think I should leave the finger guns in?
Me: Absolutely not, please don’t.
My husband: Oh. I was gonna say yes… I liked them. Maybe just one?
Him: Do you think I should leave the finger guns in?
Me: Absolutely not, please don’t.
My husband: Oh. I was gonna say yes… I liked them. Maybe just one?
February 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My youngest is auditioning for Willy Wonka and practicing “The Candy Man.”
Him: Do you think I should leave the finger guns in?
Me: Absolutely not, please don’t.
My husband: Oh. I was gonna say yes… I liked them. Maybe just one?
Him: Do you think I should leave the finger guns in?
Me: Absolutely not, please don’t.
My husband: Oh. I was gonna say yes… I liked them. Maybe just one?
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
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They never should have added the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. It was a sign of the beginning of the end.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
They never should have added the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. It was a sign of the beginning of the end.
0% of the time, it works every time
when the person you’re with says to you that it’s been a long day, one nice thing you can do is to help them put things into perspective by saying “actually, it’s just as long as any other day”
January 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
0% of the time, it works every time