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died in an unrelated accident
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2026 bingo card: in a $5M sponsorship deal, he changes his name to Lin-Fanduel Miranda
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Long overdue art dedicated to one of my favorite albums of last year, the potent Getting Killed by Geese
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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i heard that you and your brand are deleting your substack and moving to beehiiv. i heard that you and your brand are deleting your beehiiv and moving back to substack
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem.

It's now the month of the Snorse.

#sygnin
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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This. I am done returning to the status quo of what got us here. I want universal healthcare. I want a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage. I want omnipresent, cheap public transit and walkable neighborhoods. I want Supreme Court and police reform, and I want the rich to pay their fair share.
We need to pick up this Overton Window and throw it as far as we can. Stop waiting for shit to “be popular” and start advocating for what is transparently right.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
yknow i dont really have any hope that rich or horrible people will ever face any accountability ever. i'd like them to but it seems unlikely
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Dilbert was my favorite comic strip back in the day, made me feel smart and was genuinely funny. scott adams always had 'edgy libertarian' vibes but trump broke his brain like many others, and that eventually spilled into his work. an example of when it becomes impossible to separate art from artist
January 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Garfield would be s-tier if it was just the one where Jon drinks dog cum
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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SAME by OK GLASS is now available on vinyl

Limited edition of 100. Artwork handmade at a secret location by a secret person (not me). Don't tell the cops!

holeforman.bigcartel.com/product/same
SAME
⤵️ debut physical release, limited edition of 100 🕳️ pressed in europe on high fidelity black wax ⤵️ mastered for vinyl with all audio fully intact...
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January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
i thought scott adams died a while ago. like at least a year
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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The year is 10007. Novelty New Year spectacles work fine, as three is the normal number of eyes to have
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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i think about this thread from @mightyatom.bsky.social basically ten times a day. sketchbook is toilet.
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Amydog can smile very big but her true smile is in her eyes. Look how happy she is
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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Platyportrait
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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happy 5th birthday to “emphatically no.”!

this was our “pandemic album.” we’d recorded it and mostly mixed it before the pandemic, but many told us it spoke to feelings that were triggered by the pandemic. I remember how eagerly I’d wait for each single to come out throughout
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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Shadyside. South Aiken Ave. Caller said that a ghost just felt him up. Caller wants to meet with PD to talk about options.
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Pigons II
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Submissions for the 2026 Minicomic Awards are NOW OPEN through 1/31/26! 🎉
To submit your comic(s), register an account at mca.cartoonist.coop. Be sure to check out the full guidelines and FAQ before submitting.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM