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i had a dream once years ago where @smallbu.bsky.social made this tweet
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
tried to get some stuff at the last second on Bandcamp Friday and saw someone buy @cheekface.bsky.social's Middle Spoon
August 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i was gonna write up something about how they're so pervasive that prevention is impossible but there are two known methods;
1) 'worm grunting'; vibrating a stick driven into the ground to trick worms into thinking it's raining so they surface and you can just pick em up
2)
July 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
music festival shirt idea
June 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
went thrift shopping, found this cd. sadly it’s just a label sampler. there’s a cover of Music for a Found Harmonium on it at least.
December 26, 2024 at 9:43 PM
the seal is a sticker and a blue line printed on the paper
December 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
December 13, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Sometimes i think about using the arbitrary numbers that show up in my life in some kind of future puzzle thing. like the numbers in Lost. theres a chance 1,583,479 will matter at some point, if i ever get around to making use of it.
September 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
found a worm on the bus
September 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
i am about as far from well traveled as you can get
August 27, 2024 at 1:32 AM
pretty haze tonight
August 1, 2024 at 12:50 AM
July 25, 2024 at 6:42 PM
this spider has been living in my car mirror for the last week and every time i go driving i fuck up its web but when i stop and leave for a while it’s come back and rebuilt it. kinda wanna get it to move out just to save it the trouble
June 30, 2024 at 9:37 AM
that’s retroactive, nobody seems to know what the original guy meant
June 8, 2024 at 4:12 AM
May 11, 2024 at 2:05 AM
his secret base: the real Fang Island
April 14, 2024 at 3:20 AM
April 1, 2024 at 5:13 PM
March 23, 2024 at 5:01 PM
honestly it all goes back to this shit
March 7, 2024 at 6:27 PM
February 27, 2024 at 5:29 AM
i love looking through the archives at the school radio
February 20, 2024 at 3:15 PM
February 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
been using these buds for 3 days before noticing something
February 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
some old irons before electricity were heated internally by burning coals, resulting in this ridiculous design with a big ol intake pipe
February 8, 2024 at 6:12 PM
i love not using spotify to listen to music and then seeing what it tries to scrounge together for Wrapped
November 29, 2023 at 7:38 PM